Brenden Swank watches one Andrew Tate video and all of a sudden he’s a cigar smoker. I’m sure there’s a picture of a Boo-got-E on his vision board. 

Brenden says there’s one thing loads of people are doing to make a ton of money online. 

He’s taught it to guys as young as 16 and as old as 51. From all over the world. All different backgrounds.

Some are earning thousands a month with it. Others, tens of thousands. 

What is it? Read on for my XClosers review.

Jake Hatch looking like a popsicle after playing outside in the heat. What’s PRINCESS got for us?

He says he’s started not just one but five successful online stores.

Scaled all of ’em to seven figures.

Oh, and he just launched another one that crossed $100k in sales in the first three months.

Meanwhile I’m over here texting my baby daddy, asking can he swing by Piggly Wiggly for diapers. We are not the same.

But we can be, Jake says, if I buy his Hatch Method Stage 1 and Stage 2 courses… and then his Stage 3 coaching.

Read on for The Hatch Method reviews.

Ashley Kinkead got “revoked” by the BBB for attempting to manipulate reviews.

Her company, PL Mastery, now holds an F rating due to 147 complaints, with the most severe accusations stating that she took tens of thousands of dollars from students, then closed her course and filed for bankruptcy. Lawsuit pending.  

Here was my original Private Label Mastery review.

Ashely made over $5 million the last few years selling online.

Before ecommerce and entrepreneurship completely changed the trajectory of her life, she had several jobs.

She worked in corporate America, did substitute teaching, and on the weekends, she worked for this promotional company, helping out with bourbon and whiskey tastings.

Airbnb? I thought the mortician was pumping its graying corpse full of embalming fluid as we speak. No?

Nope. Airbnb is alive and well, according to Shaun Ghavami and Ari Rahmanian.

They’re the co-founders of Iconic Retreats, an Airbnb and Vrbo management company based out of Vancouver.

They also run 10xBNB, a mentoring program that teaches you their co-listing strategy.

They look like they’d greet you with a kiss on both cheeks before sending you to meet Vinnie on the corner to pick up an unmarked package and drop it by the deli later. 

Read on for my 10xBNB review.

Giuliano Gonzalez is out there living it up: eating gourmet, drinking top-shelf, puffing on fancy cigars. 

And you? You’re stuck shopping at Big Lots for cheap mud flaps.

Don’t you want the cash to dress like a stylish metrosexual and get some cool forearm tattoos? Then listen up.

Giuliano supposedly writes stuff on ChatGPT and gets paid for it.

If I were judging a book by its cover, I’d say he’s about to serve up some serious bullshit, but let’s hear him out.

Read on for my Passive News review.

Alex Jarbo can show ya how to start and scale your short-term rental business and create insane cash flow in the process.

He’s built an eight figure STR biz himself; sees no reason you can’t replicate his success in any market you choose.

But it’s gonna take some work. Don’t think you can just half-ass it for a few weeks and become a millionaire.

Because, and this might scare you off, but Alex actually builds his properties from scratch.

Say what? Yeah. Read on for my Alex Jarbo review.

Marcus Gilhooley has sun-kissed skin from the nonstop vacation he’s on. I’m popping Dippin’ Dots into my mouth and washing it down with a Diet Coke while I type this Club Closer review from a dark two-bedroom apartment.

Marcus has the best opportunity as of right now to make $10k/mo online.

From anywhere in the world, leveraging just one skill.

That skill being something called remote high ticket closing.

But you already know that, don’t you, because you’ve seen dozens of Marcus lookalikes saying the same thing.

Why should you buy Marcus’s course over theirs?

Caleb Boxx claims thousands of people are becoming financially free on YouTube without ever showing their face on camera or even making a single video.

“Did you know that 79% of internet users have an active YouTube account?” he asks.

“Did you know that YouTube paid out over $15 billion last year to its creators?” he continues.

“Did you know that YouTube is available in over 100 countries, more than 80 languages, and you can make money in all of those marketplaces without living there?” he adds. 

Chi Ta has made over $10 million dollars on Airbnb. Now some of his students are doing the exact same thing.

For example, Greg, who launched his Airbnb business during the thick of the pandemic, and still somehow brought in over $900k worth of bookings in his first year.

Or Derek, who added $10k a month in revenue after working with Chi for just a month. He’s currently doing about $170k a month on Airbnb.

Good for them, right? Why should you believe this’ll work for you?

Read on for BNB Domination reviews. 

Tom Cruz buys cars the way white women buy Stanleys: often, and in every color.

He’s also got a yacht that cost $5 million and a crib that cost $20 million.

Tom provides low-income families with safe and affordable housing in nice neighborhoods by tapping into a rental assistance program called Section 8.

He’s got 715 such properties spread across four different states that house 3,400 people.

This is good for over $1 million per month in guaranteed Section 8 rental income.

Read on for Tom Cruz Section 8 reviews.

Zach Lemaster started investing in real estate while working as an eye doctor and serving as a captain in the U.S. Air Force. 

He built a successful business in wholesaling, flipping, and property management, which allowed him to retire early from his medical career.

Zach’s got a heavy portfolio of rental properties across multiple markets, including single-family homes, multifamily units, commercial spaces, and new constructions.

Dude’s dripping in credentials like a guido soaked in extra-virgin olive oil. 

But is his program any good?

Devour every word of this Rent To Retirement Academy review to find out. 

Slap a white coat on Frank Hepworth and he looks more like Doogie Howser than Neil Patrick Harris himself. 

Normally, when a random guy pops up in my timeline promising crypto riches, I keep scrolling. I keep inhaling Ritz Bits Cracker Sandwiches with Cheese while checking out something less scammy.

But Frank claims to be a regulatory lawyer who worked at Canada’s top law firm, specializing in Digital Assets.

Then he 11x’d his crypto portfolio and retired after the last bull run.

So maybe he’s legit, let’s see.

Read on for my Yield School review.

Sean Ferres calls himself “The Gmail Maverick” and somehow manages to keep a straight face. He says he’s a Forbes-featured copywriter who’s done $200 million in client email sales.

Now he teaches people how to get rich writing emails.

Wonder where he finds the time. Between traveling and selfies and groping Buns McGee, he seems like a pretty busy guy.

For real, though.

Bae got a bird bath behind her. If they ever visit Buenos Aires, they’ll hafta rename the country Largentina. If Dora explored that ass, she’d surely get lost and need helicoptered out. 

Kendall Shaw is one of the founders of Ecom PhD, an online university that teaches students from around the world how to build a six or even seven figure lifestyle business through ecommerce.

Kendall got into digital marketing when he was like 13 or 14.

Then he sees Tai Lopez’s infamous Here in my garage ad, signs up for his SMMA course, actually gets some clients but struggles to deliver on the leads he had promised them.

So he ends up pivoting to dropshipping.