These aren’t polite summaries written by someone scared to offend a guru who, god forbid, might email them in all caps, threatening to sue if they don’t take it down.
You won’t find 1,500 words copied and pasted from ChatGPT, blander than dry chicken breast on a paper plate.
Nope. Couldn’t be me.
These reviews hit harder than a leased Lambo bottoming out on a pothole – right as the charlatan inside finds out Stripe just froze his funds over too many chargebacks. Whoops!
So yeah.
If a course sucks, I’m calling it out – then dragging it to the curb in a trash bag next to a banana peel, an empty antidepressant bottle, and that nice letter your dad sent you from prison.
But if it’s good? I’ll hand out flowers. I’m not a monster, you guys.
Wanna see how the sausage gets made?
Here’s my exact review process.
Read it. Then dig in.
Here’s Every Course Review
Some are scams. Some are solid. All were reviewed by me: caffeinated, chronically online, and sexually frustrated. Seriously: Why’s it so hard to find a thick mami to whisper “papi chulo” in my ear?
Anyways, let’s get into it, starting with:
My Favorite Course
Teaches a real skill, still works in 2026, and doesn’t make you feel like you need a shower afterward.
AMZ Shifu Review
If Joel Osteen, Dan Lok, and a Gymshark model teamed up to sell an Amazon FBA course, you’d get AMZ Shifu.
20-Minute Trader Review
Jeremy promises you can get rich in 20 minutes a day – right after he spends 12 hours filming Instagram skits to sell it to you.
No-Fluff Business Review
Can you get to $10k/month in 90 days running ads for clients? “Can you?” laughs Sarah Mae Ives. “Babe, I teach women with zero experience how to print money on Meta. If you can click buttons from your couch wearing Vuori head to toe, congrats, you’re qualified.”
Dream Car Secrets Review
Cop a cherry red Rari with peanut butter guts – without ever stepping foot in a dealership. Ratiq’s course shows you how to finance, finesse, and ship a six-figure whip straight to your driveway. Just don’t ask about the $250k lawsuit.
STR MBA Review
Sabrina Guler retired her ruler and TI-84 graphing calculator and whatever else an engineer might use, picked up some properties, and tricked them out Pee-wee’s Playhouse style. She listed ’em on Airbnb, and boom – booked out, cashed up, full send. Now she’s sharing the playbook in her STR MBA course.
Paulo Flores Review
Dude went from smelling like fryer grease to making $19k a month with soft skin and a dangly earring. How? Remote closing, aka talking course junkies into spending another five grand to learn yet another side hustle while you sit at home in sweatpants.
Steve Pieper Review
Can data-obsessed nerds really get rich writing books? With a delivery drier than a communion cracker and case studies older than your mom, Steve Pieper says yes. His AMMO system (Author Marketing Mastery through Optimization) teaches you how to master ads, emails, and landing pages to boing your book sales to six or even seven figures.
Amazon Accelerator Program Review
Listen, fam, you don’t need a brand, a website, or a product of your own. Just ride the coattails of Scrub Daddy and Dove, flip name-brand goods on Amazon, and keep the difference. A guy who goes by KT Hustles asks that you give him $5k to learn his “Trusted Vendor Model.” Sounds like a plan. A very bad one.
Dylan Blyuss Review
Why start your own business when you can just close deals for other people and earn $1,000 commissions like it’s nothing? That’s the premise of Dylan’s Millionaire Closer course and World Class Sales Agency. Or it was. Because now his Instagram bio says he’s the cofounder of Publish Experts, where they scale info businesses with $42 million in “verifiable” revenue. What’s next, a paid Telegram group shilling dog coins?
TIA Crypto Review
Brothers Jason and Michael Pizzino push an Investor Accelerator program for $1,497. It’s designed to help beginners make life-changing income trading crypto – with low risk, in just an hour a week. And by that, I’m sure they mean 95% drawdowns and a crippling Crypto Twitter addiction that leaves you emotionally empty and spiritually bankrupt.
Nicki Krawczyk Review
Girl’s got more courses than the community college your nephew just flunked out of. Fired Up Freelance is her pitch for building a flexible six-figure business – without getting shingles from stress or begging for scraps on Fiverr. Follow Nicki’s process, land high-paying clients, and watch everyone hate you for loving your life so much. Comes with fake urgency, upsells, and enough cold outreach to overwhelm even a Jehovah’s Witness.
Food Business Group Review
Start your own delivery service without breaking a sweat… or a speed limit. Ivo and Iveta say you can steal restaurants from Grubhub, pocket the profits, and build a six-figure biz from home. At $499, it might be worth a bite.
Klauser Capital Review
Taylor Plunk retired her scrubs and now helps you get 0% interest business credit to fund your next passive income play. Her results are real (and so is that ass), but if your credit score’s a pile of Cinnamon Toast Crunch crumbs, there’s only so much they can do. And what if your idea flops? Good luck paying off all those cards before the 29.99% APR kicks in.
Rent To Retirement Review
Zach Lemaster’s Rent To Retirement Academy gives you the training, tools, and team to get hood rich with rentals. Cost is $5,997, which is a lot to pay for recycled boomer wisdom. Great if you’re 55+ and sucking on a Werther’s Original, but if you still wake up with morning wood, maybe check out this thing called the internet.
Andy Isom Review
He built a seven-figure Amazon FBA business, racked up a million credit card points, quit his job, and now offers coaching to help you avoid common pitfalls like unrealistic expectations, analysis paralysis, underfunding, and weak marketing. But with steep startup costs and an ad-heavy approach, you’ll need to hit a homer to see any profit.
The Storage Rebellion Review
Mike Wagner made millions with self-storage, and inside his $8,000 plus $600/month mastermind, you can copy him. With no money of your own and hardly any time, he says. But is he sure? I can’t turn an Allen wrench without going, “okay, righty tighty, lefty loosey.” And I’m supposed to convince a bunch of doctors and lawyers to pool their money so I can buy and manage an entire facility of storage units stuffed with Christmas decor, dining room hutches, and emotional baggage in Rubbermiad tubs?
Collins Ecom Review
Jacob Collins considers dropshipping the GOAT side hustle. He baits you into his cheap introductory course with talk of $500-$1,500 days on autopilot, no employees, no burnout, just sweet Shopify cash. Yeah, maybe. Or maybe your “winning product” gets copied by 37 teenagers in hoodies before your first payout clears.
ValueCreator.io Review
Grayson Loupas shut down his agency and now charges $15k for what sounds like slightly fancier agency work. It’s a whole new model, he tries to convince us. One that frees up your time, increases your margins, and makes clients cling to you like Boo Bear on the first day of kindergarten. But without the clout of Tai Lopez or big naturals and an ass that won’t quit, it might be a tough sell.
Wes Baiz Review
Homie puffs out his chest about having an eight-figure sales agency and says he can help you do the same. With Wes’s MO, there’s no calls or commissions. Instead, you get overrides from closers you recruit and manage. Sounds dope… until you’re wrangling idiot sales reps on Slack like it’s daycare with WiFi. Oh, and the FTC just called out Wessam Baiz and his companies (Baiz Sales, LLC and Salespreneurs, LLC) for making false or unsubstantiated statements and promoting business opportunities like lying assholes, basically. So there’s that.
AI Product Accelerator Review
Dhaval Bhatt’s been balls-deep in AI since way before ChatGPT made everyone’s writing read how Dockers pleated pants look. His program helps founders build legit AI businesses instead of just talking about it with Grok all day. It’s got potential, but the copy yells “six-figure success” while the testimonials whisper “someday… maybe!”
Pedro Adao Review
After a real estate implosion left him $3 million in debt, Pedro launched a Christian-flavored internet empire built around “challenges.” Now he shows other gurus how to weaponize webinars, sprinkle in scripture, and close with conviction. Ah, yes, the ol’ “In Jesus’ name, Venmo me” business model.
High-Ticket Headhunter Review
Foster Newman says every side hustle can go to hell. He built a high-ticket headhunting business instead. Now he gets rewarded bigly for pairing companies with top talent. His $297/month High-Ticket Headhunter Skool shows you how to emulate his success using nothing but Google, your iPhone, and some hustle. Crappy part is, he’s only got like 10 members so far.
Rene Lacad Review
He rocks a man bun and used to vlog, but now makes millions through viral content, brand deals, and businesses you’ve never heard of but somehow fund his $50k-a-month lifestyle. Now he’s selling bundles, memberships, real estate courses, consulting, and brain pills like the dirty little monetization whore that he is. Bro needs to pop one of his own nootropics and focus.
FlipSisters Review
Debbie DeBerry, aka The Flipstress, helps women flip houses without experience, a license, or a ton of cash. Her coaching style feels like she’s spoon-feeding you mashed carrots while she overenunciates every buzzword. The Flip Sisters course apparently costs $8,000, and some of the reviews suggest it’s more pep talks than actual flips. As for me? I’ll flip a table over something petty but not a house.
Monetari Review
David Vlas says stop gambling on meme coins and start trading like a machine. Join Monetari Trading for daily live calls, copyable trades, and a win rate that might’ve been dreamed up in a Vegas hot tub. If the spreadsheets check out and you’re cool dropping three grand on a glorified group chat, have at it. Or just toss that money into Nvidia and go touch some grass.
Demeeka Cobb Review
This Florida and Georgia realtor with eXp Realty got to seven figures by posting on TikTok and Instagram. Now she teaches other introverts how to do the same, with zero cold calling or door knocking. If you’d rather let pictures and captions and short-form videos bring you deals, Demeeka’s your girl.
Premium Ghostwriting Academy Review
Nicolas Cole and Dickie Bush look like they’re about to drop the whitest rap album you’ve ever heard, but nope, they’re asking for $6,800 big ones to teach ghostwriting. These guys may be toolbags, but the offer’s packed, the bonuses are solid, and yeah, they’ve got receipts. Still, that’s a helluva price tag for a skill AI’s already made about as useful as cursive.
Leah Kay Review
She was down bad but now she drives something with a trunk in the front, and it all started from slinging scrunchies she sewed herself. Her $97/month Insider Access Skool group teaches you how to launch a low-risk ecom brand, leverage micro-influencers, scale with ads, and get your customers to spread the word. Sure, she’s a bit extra, but unlike most of these clowns, Leah Kay Hyder actually did the damn thing.
Deven Ortiz Review
He took a VA loan and turned it into $5 million worth of real estate. Now, through Veteran Millionaire Academy, he’s showing other vets how to do the same. No money down, zero PMI, and some seriously sweet deals. Deven’s legit, but I’d rather throw every spare penny into Bitcoin, skip the tenants, toilets, and taxes, and compound at 66% per year with zero interruptions.
Home Service University Review
Adam Chapman, the self-proclaimed Home Service King, teaches you how to build a six- or seven-figure business doing stuff no one else wants to: cleaning windows, hanging Christmas lights, power washing patios – you name it. It’s low-cost, high-margin, and surprisingly scalable. I’ll have to take his word for it, because I’ll be inside with no dirt under my fingernails and no lower back pain.
Tim David Review
This dude in a Brooks Brothers suit waffles on about charging thousands for public speaking, even if you’ve never touched a podium in your sad, sweaty life. His program, Get Speaking Gigs, promises six figures, travel, and impact – all wrapped in five “shifts” so predictable, it’s physically painful to sit through. He’s credible, sure, but the pitch was mostly fluff, plus he hides the price, which I love about as much as a kick to the throat.
HatchAMillion.com Review
Jake Hatch has allegedly scaled five online stores to seven figures and wants you to follow in his footsteps by following The Hatch Method, starting at $995. Nothing new here: find a “forever product,” dropship till it works, then private label your way to riches. Comes with bamboo metaphors, a custom Shopify theme, and a pinch of fake scarcity for good measure.
Chi Ta Review
After making eight figures on Airbnb, Chi says you can copy his listings, sweet-talk landlords, and decorate rentals with a Walmart budget and Target taste – and make a killing. Just ask his top students inside The BNB University, which you can join for only $10,000. That way, Chi can pull up to the club peacocking in a McLaren while you pull up your tent zipper and eat canned peas because, surprise, you’re homeless.
Shortcut To Superhost Review
Quentin West stands 6’5″ and runs 40 Airbnbs – 37 of which he doesn’t own. His course teaches you how to finesse the Airbnb algorithm, spruce up a rental, and collect thousands a month – assuming you’ve got $25k to start and the patience for a sales call. Gee, I would, but my chronic bitchassness won’t let me pursue anything that involves responsibility or human interaction.
Kendall Shaw Review
Kid started hustling online before he had an oily T-zone or leg hair. eBay shoes at 13, t-shirts at scale by 20, and now he’s selling the Ecom PhD dream. His journey includes drugs, partying, a spring break incident, and a spiritual awakening that led him to delayed gratification and better profit margins. He’s got the brains, the backstory, and a $2k course to prove it. But with how often he pivots, I wouldn’t be surprised if next month he’s hawking ChatGPT prompts and ayahuasca tea.
Marcus Gilhooley Review
Wanna sell high-ticket programs via Zoom and live like a tanned-up nomad named Marcus? Club Closer teases $10k+ months in 90 days using one skill: remote closing. No office, no boss, just that silky voice of yours and a shoddy hotspot. I would join but I’d rather stick my hand down the garbage disposal than ask Lindsay can she call Chase to get that $5,000 charge to go through for a course I’ve never even logged into myself.
PBJ Ignite Review
PB and Josh swear you can have it all: work from your laptop, travel the world, and stack passive income – as long as you join their mystery biz opp. But with 225,000 people already inside, all running Facebook ads to the same funnel, I’d expect your uncle’s third marriage to outlast this scheme.
SaaS Wealth Fund Review
Sam Cyrus, with his slow drawl and shampoo commercial hair, encourages you to passively invest in cash-flowing software businesses. To make it easier, SaaS Wealth Fund offers meaty monthly returns, tax perks, and equity upside – without you lifting a finger. Just wire the money, sit back, and let Sam’s team do the nerdy stuff. Only, between the buzzwords and ums, you might doze off before he ever finishes his pitch.
Grace Method Review
Grace Smith wants to make hypnosis as normal as almond milk. No swinging watches, no creepy mind control – just healing, habit-breaking, and making bank from your laptop. Her $6,500 Grace Method Hypnotherapy School will turn you into a certified pro in three months flat. It’s modern, legit, and backed by thousands of sessions, but good luck landing clients unless you’ve got a magic wand.
STR Breakthrough Review
Eric Chen wants you to amass an Airbnb fortune without ever owning property. Sounds good, until you’re begging landlords for permission to turn their duplex into a frat house and maxing out credit cards at IKEA. Sure, you might net $2k a month per unit… or you might wind up with piss in the plant, a used condom under the pillow, and a 1-star review from a guy named Randy.
Copy Millions Blueprint Review
Sean Ferres, aka The Gmail Maverick, teaches freelance copywriters how to land high-paying clients and write emails that ka-ching. With a yammed-up girlfriend, $200 million in client sales (sure, bud), multiple students hitting $10k/month, and a guarantee to land you at least two $2k/month retainers, dude drives a hard bargain. But I’m unimpressed with his writing, and copywriting feels more cooked than your dad’s New York strips he got on sale at Hy-Vee.
Tom Cruz Review
Even cringier than the Tom Cruise who sang “Great Balls of Fire” with Goose, this Tom Cruz claims to make over $1 million a month from 715 Section 8 rentals – and wants $5,000 to teach you how. But students say his course is basically just the same shit he talks about on TikTok for free, plus a messy Discord and support from a guy pretending to be Tom. Oh, and his Section 8 tenants would be better off in a cardboard box under a bridge.
Sales Igniters Review
Jonathan Gelardi’s journey, in a nutshell: bartender to phone sales to SalesIgniters.co, yet another “become a remote high-ticket closer” program with training, coaching, and placement. He’s got receipts from names like Bobby Stocks, sure, but I’m not convinced this is your way outta that filthy poor-hole you clock into every day.
Multifamily Strategy Review
Christian Osgood got off to a slow start, picking up just two duplexes in his first eight years as a real estate investor. Then, with creative financing and pure persistence, he went berserk, adding 200+ multifamily units in no time. He’s refreshingly non-douchey for a real estate guru, but his pitch still sounds like a migraine with a cap rate.
GOATSWIN Review
Mario Che will turn you into a six-figure life coach in 60 days, even if you’ve never helped anyone do anything, ever. His method? Skip credentials, skip experience, skip ethics – just charge premium rates and “project certainty.” It’s less about changing lives and more about closing deals. For ten grand, you’ll learn to fake confidence, suppress cortisol, and manipulate biochemistry like if Tony Robbins was a pharmacist. Gross.
Supra Human Review
John Madsen used to catch footballs – now he catches insecure CEOs and sells them six-pack abs for the price of a kitchen remodel. His Suprahuman program is testosterone on tap, marketed to dudes who make six figures, hate dad bods, and wanna go from Prius to Ram TRX… in bed. So if you’re broke, soft, or allergic to Gucci, stick to Planet Fitness, peasant.
Kaleb McCullough Review
He used to get bodied on sales calls. Then he figured shit out and shot to $30k a month in commissions. His first course, Identity Closing, shared his secrets. Now he directs traffic to CallFunnel.com, which has two offers: Sales Consulting Program, where he shows you how to scale your income to $50k+ per month without taking any calls yourself; and Launch Accelerator, aka done-for-you ads and sales.
Start Copywriting Review
Jesse Forrest looks like a man who flosses twice a day and apologizes when someone bumps into him. But don’t let the vanilla fool you – dude’s written for Chanel and Disney, coached 35,000 students, and runs a global copy agency. His Start Copywriting courses are beginner-friendly, practical, and priced right. Swagger sold separately.
Copy Elite Review
KJ Rainey sells a faith-forward copywriting course with bold promises, solid student wins, and a “first principles” teaching style (okay, Hormozi). But with no real proof he can write, it feels like Kmart copy in Gucci hand-me-downs. I only learn from killers, not cosplayers. But I do respect KJ’s commitment to hoodies.
Launch Vector Review
Zac Richman, whose jawline starts in Pacific time and ends in Eastern, wants you to drop $50k+ on a pre-vetted ecom biz through LaunchVector. They’ll handle fulfillment, ads, customer service – everything. It sounds pretty slick and even comes with a buyback guarantee in case things tank. So why, again, aren’t they just doing it themselves?
Ashley Kinkead Review
The story goes, she made millions flipping books and selling bath bombs on Amazon – but her $12,000 Private Label Mastery course left a trail of angry students, 165 BBB complaints (Jesus, take the wheel), and a revoked accreditation for manipulating reviews. Naturally, she filed for bankruptcy, shut it all down, and now faces a pending lawsuit. Her parents must be so proud.
Agency Vault Review
Connor Cahill and Garrett Carlock teach you how to resell AI tools to local businesses for $1,500+ per month. Simple, really: white-label the tech, follow their scripts, and rake in recurring revenue. The opportunity’s real, but the hype’s dialed up to an 11, and it seems like a recruitment funnel for Go High Level.
Next Level Speakers Academy Review
The world’s most hype speakers – Eric Thomas, CJ Quinney, Inky Johnson, and Jeremy Anderson – teamed up to launch a $4,000 coaching program that’ll turn your word salad into six or seven figures a year. The energy’s electric, the testimonials are plenty, but what can you possibly say from stage that Gary Vee hasn’t already screamed in a Jets tee?
Media Buyer Academy Review
Get a job running Facebook and Instagram ads from your crumb-covered couch? Sure, that beats bussing 10 hours a week at Ponderosa Steakhouse just to fund your Bang Bros addiction. And I get that not everyone’s cut out for self-employment. But paying someone to learn a skill in hopes of getting a job doing that skill? Isn’t that called college?
Advisori Insiders Pro Review
Anna Konchar grew her side hustle into a seven-figure digital ad agency. Now she sells a $3,994 course so you can too. While it’s not the worst idea out there, it’s also not magic. It’s client work with Canva and cortisol. I prefer free traffic and nobody telling me what to do.
10xBNB Review
Shaun and Ari want you to believe Airbnb isn’t dead; it just needs a co-listing strategy and up to $30k to wake it up. Their 10xBNB program helps you make bank from properties you don’t own, furnish, or rent. But with ties to shady marketers, a wonky Better Business Bureau history, and unresolved refund requests? I think I’ll just see myself out.
Elite Recruiter Review
Tighe Burke built a boutique executive recruiting firm, then spun up Elite Recruiter to teach others how to find top-tier candidates and collect $10k-$20k per hire. His program covers the full recruiting process, from sourcing talent to closing deals, with templates, systems, and coaching included. With no overhead, remote work, and strong market demand, I mean, I’ve seen worse offers.
Credit Card Automation Review
Desh Singh makes six figures a month from credit card machines. He doesn’t cold call or hard sell; he just strolls into restaurants, smoke shops, and dry cleaners offering to wipe out their credit card fees if they switch to his setup. But Desh has immaculate hair and the face of a cologne model. Now imagine a basement goblin like me trying the same pitch. “Security!”
Print On Demand Academy 3.0 Review
Heather Johnson’s a no-BS, North Dakota-sounding Etsy queen who turned POD into a six-figure business, then packaged her methods into a $497 course and $49/month membership. Solid advice, comforting delivery, and her free content’s better than most paid stuff. Still, the thought of designing, listing, optimizing, and customer servicing hundreds of products makes my eyelid twitch.
Banx Management Review
Ever wished you were Fillmore Slim with a laptop? It’s now possible. For the small price of tens of thousands of dollars, Banx Mgmt will build you a done-for-you OnlyFans agency. The same guys who once peddled DFY ecom stores are now slinging silicone and simps. The income claims are wild, the lawsuit rumors are louder, and I still don’t get why Michael and Fletcher would cut you in.
VestRight Review
According to Cody Bjugan, land investing rests its sweaty balls on wholesaling, flipping, and multifamily. His $15,000 coaching program shows you how to find off-market plots with big development potential. Expect fat paydays without risking capital or debt, Cody says. But with what he’s charging – and the fact that that these deals can take years to play out – I’d need a second mouth to say no twice as fast.
Million Dollar Rep Review
Sean D. Gray wants to help burnt-out closers tap into flow state and sell with ease, joy, and purpose. His Gray Area Sales (GAS) protocol leans more spiritual retreat than sales bootcamp, so unless you’re cool journaling in between calls, you might wanna pick a different sales bro. It’s not like you’re short on options.
Rafa Loza Review
He’s made multiple seven figures with Airbnb arbitrage, and now he’ll teach you how at LocalREPro.com. Remember, with arbitrage, there’s no buying. Just renting, furnishing, and flipping short stays for profit. A decent way to make money if you can manage cleaners, guests, and landlords without sneaking vodka in your Yeti to keep from going crazy.
MicroBanking Method Review
Renters, roof leaks, and rogue contractors? No thanks, says Rick Melero, who flips private loans he doesn’t even fund. His Micro Banking Method promises $10k-$30k paydays without owning real estate, getting three quotes to fix the garage door, or – apparently – using common sense. It’s private lending meets MLM. And, on that note, I’m going back to bed and curling up in the covers like a little burrito.
Buy One Instead Review
Hannah Ingram cops car washes, laundromats, and vending machines that spit out passive income every month. Her Buy One Instead course will help you repeat after her, even if you have no money, no credit, and no clue. But if scrubbing gum off dryer doors and hauling buckets of quarters to the bank sounds lame as fuck, I completely understand.
Caleb Boxx Review
Make passive income on YouTube without filming, editing, or even showing your face. Outsource everything for cheap and still make $5k a month, if not more. Caleb’s $597 Automate Channels course teaches you the steps, but it’s an extra $20k for mentoring. Exsqueeze me? Somebody call Pastor Cal – this is unholy! Especially since Caleb doesn’t even run faceless YouTube channels anymore.
SalesConsulting.io Review
Hassan Chattha used to make pizza that tasted like heartbreak at his local Pizza Hut. Then he found remote closing, worked his way to over $300k a year in commissions, and now trains others to do the same. His Closer Academy teaches you to sell high-ticket offers over Zoom, pocket 10%, and repeat until you’re swaddled in a blanket of money. Possible? Yes. Crowded? Yes – but in bold, italics, and underlined.
Stina Poppins Review
Christina DiNatale sells the dream of travel freedom through a glammed-up MLM that pays you to book trips, recruit friends, and pretend Expedia’s shaking in their boots. Still, people are eating it up. Why? Hot girl math: pretty face + great ass + beach pics = fine, I’ll join.
Jay Shetty Certification School Review
Jay Shetty repackages Hallmark-card wisdom, attaches a $7,400 price tag, and calls it a life coach certification. It’s for anyone who’s been told they’re a “good listener” and somehow decided that’s a spiritual calling. Part cult, part cash grab, all cringe. Read The Guardian piece before maxing out your Visa for a worthless PDF from Mr. “This orange American Eagle hoodie makes me a monk.”
Derek Taylor Review
After bailing on Hollywood, he burst onto the Airbnb scene, stacking seven figs – not by buying properties, but by managing other people’s. BNB Alpha Academy advertises zero risk, recurring income, and SOPs tighter than the latex catsuit your favorite OF girl wriggles into for $7.99 a month. It’s a compelling pitch, but let’s be honest: it’s still Airbnb property management in drag.
The Moneynista Review
Natasha Verela spent 13 years at the IRS, so when she says she legally knows how to avoid taxes, the correct response is, “Aight, bet.” Her $2,699 Money Masters program covers real estate loopholes, business structures, and tax deferral strategies. It’s smart. It’s thorough. It’s the broccoli your income needs. That said, if you’d rather overpay your accountant and the IRS just to avoid calculating your AGI, I see you. I am you.
Soul Business Accelerator Review
Erica Carrico sends heart-led healers and coaches straight to six figures with her signature coaching program. Here’s her advice: stop posting cringe Reels, sell one clear offer tied to health, wealth, or relationships, and market like you mean it. No fairy dust but plenty of capitalized You Got This energy.
Copy MBA Review
Mason Doerr, alias Cardinal Mason, went from serving ziti to slinging zingers and now asks for as much as $5k to teach you how to copywrite your way to $10k/month. He gives off strong “main character at a frat party” energy, but the young man knows his copy. Still, I’d rather write for me, myself, and I than wait for Gene from EcomCo to circle back with “minor tweaks.”
Payments University Review
Seve Ortale says you’re 60 days away from making as much as $25k a month in mostly passive income… by helping small businesses save money on credit card processing. The model? Merchant services. Think residuals from every card swipe, forever. The course includes training, coaching, and even done-for-you closing. High support, high upside, but I’d spontaneously combust the second I cold-pitched a chiropractor next to a vape shop.
Brenae Robinson Review
From corporate climber to Airbnb boss, Brenae can help you set up your short-term rental business like a real business, unlock business credit, and use cold, hard data to pick your properties. Fair warning, though: this takes actual work – it’s not just candles and cute couches.
Intentional Product Manager Review
Shobhit Chugh wants to help product managers get richer, freer, fitter, and more respected – without aging like a banana in the breakroom. His course delivers mindset hacks, narrative-building, and career clarity – all backed by pages of Trustpilot praise. None of this applies to me, since the only thing I manage is my anxiety… poorly.
Six-Figure Scribe Review
Ginger Schell, who looks like she’d delicately trim the crust off your PB&J, teaches you how to start a transcription biz from home. You’ll learn to turn podcasts, sermons, and YouTube videos into polished, premium transcripts clients actually want. Her course walks you through her Custom Transcript Design Method – so you can charge more, work less, and stay far, far away from Upwork.
Jack Tran Review
From broke Vietnamese immigrant to $185k/year data engineer with a baby blue Lambo and a tattered passport, JT deep in his bag. If you wanna slip into remote data engineering, land a six-figure job, and live a flexible, cushy life, he’s your guy. His coaching program covers the skills, projects, and interview prep you’ll need to get hired. I say: Meh. Job, schmob.
Pioneer Farmer Review
Garrett Ruskamp helps farmers clean up the financial chaos they didn’t even know was holding them back. His program’s part coaching, part software, all turning you from sleep-deprived operator into a numbers-savvy boss. He’s lived the mess, clawed his way out, and now he’s throwing you a rope. It’s giving me flashbacks to those early, wet, cobwebby mornings and dry, hot, dusty afternoons of detasseling – and I’m not sure I’ve recovered.
WNN Properties Review
Young Jae Park couldn’t find a cash-flowing rental property nearby, so he went long distance. Now he teaches for WNN Properties and their Total Immersion program – showing you how to scoop up a fourplex in Ohio while you nurse a hangover in LA. Me? I’m good with digital properties where the A/C can’t go out unexpectedly.
Money School REI Review
Chris Naugle opens with an underdog story, hits a few dramatic low points, then ends with a confusing pitch for whole life insurance disguised as “infinite banking.” His website’s a buffet of jargon, brands, and biz models, and it’s hard to tell what – if anything – he excels at. There’s smoke around his name, the content’s convoluted, and I want a whole life policy like I want jury duty in a windowless room with no snacks.
Alex Jarbo Review
If you wanna Airbnb your way to millions, don’t buy, build. Alex’s $997 course teaches you how to construct quirky cabins and cash-printing A-frames from scratch, even if you’ve never swung a hammer. Just find yourself a good contractor. Nobody needs their first Airbnb guest getting crushed by a support beam mid-REM cycle.
Headhunters Academy Review
Jonathan Kirchner swears you can earn $20k to $50k per hire with nothing but WiFi and a little hustle. Headhunters Academy shows you how to become a solo recruiter, even if you’ve got no tech skills and the budget of a laid-off Walmart greeter. Here’s the issue: I can’t headhunt. One 2:30 p.m. Zoom and my entire day is toast. Just pacing, anxiety, and dread.
Closer Cartel Review
Dollar Tree Andrew Tate slings $37 DM-setting courses with $10k upsells as you Google “cheap flights to Monaco” – that’s the gist. Luke Alexander supposedly made a bag replying to Instagram DMs, now uses cigars, guns, G-Wagons, and yacht-lined harbors to separate you from your paycheck. If I acted like Luke on social media, I would literally catch on fire from embarrassment.
Your First Dollar Review
Rob The Bank built and sold a supplement brand for $30 million. Now he’s teaching you to white-label creatine and stick your own logo on it. Your First Dollar is his $50/month Whop membership that focuses on TikTok Shops, while Million Dollar Brand Club costs $10k and covers Amazon FBA. Either can work, but you’re competing with Rob’s ego, his students, and half of Alibaba.
Inbox Academy Review
This is a $1,997 course by email copywriters Adri Kopp and Rebecca Kristene, who somehow make writing emails for a living feel both corporate and casual. You’ll learn how to turn a few hours of typing and clicking and dragging and scheduling into serious retainers without having to be Hemingway. If you’re up for that, great. If you’d rather stick to journal entires about your situationship, I totally get it.
Stacy Rossetti Review
She looks just like your old math teacher, but no, Stacy mentors people on self-storage investing, offering everything from a $500 deal analyzer to her $15,000 StorageNerds Legacy Membership. The price points might pucker your b-hole but her students swear by her coaching, her masterminds are stacked, and she seems like the fun aunt who shows up with booze, teaches you how to play 31, and talks a little shit when she wins.
QuickFlips Academy Review
Bal Sidhu went from struggling car salesman to $50k/month flipping cars, and now his course teaches you how to do the same. No tech, no agency headaches, just buying beaters low and selling high. His students claim they’re making $1k, $5k, even $24k a month. I believe it – and I think Reddit was a little rough on this guy.
Build Your Practice Review
Griffin Mallas (string cheese with ears) and Winden Rowe (vegan? empath?) help therapists fill their calendar, raise their rates, and dominate private practice. For anyone with a sad little Psychology Today profile, dusty website, and itty bitty income, Build Your Practice will guarantee you 10 new clients – or you don’t pay.
Brenden Swank Review
Instead of grinding, learn high-ticket sales so you can make $3k in 20 minutes using nothing but your voice and a grimy iPhone. Brenden’s $4,997 XCloser Academy provides hands-on training and guaranteed placement, but let’s be honest: remote closing’s as saturated as that Kleenex you cried into when your ex left and took the dog. Oh, and Brenden has a song out now. Kid’s all over the place.
Steven Billman Review
Disabled Navy vet launches BNB Syndicate, a $27 course with upsells that teaches you how to rent other people’s properties, list them on Airbnb, and pocket the difference. If managing cleaners, VAs, landlords, and guests who treat your units like a Burning Man porta-potty on day seven is your idea of fun, go nuts. Me? No thanks – but thank you for your service, Steve.
Better Endeavors Review
Garrett Campbell says he’ll turn you into a six-figure remote closer in a few weeks, or he’ll keep working with you till it happens. His confidence comes from his sales stats, big-name clients, and polished pitch, but without a price, clear proof, or anything that sets him apart, it all sounds like white noise to me.
LandInvestor.co Review
Sumner Healey just got back from a shirtless drum circle in Tulum, but enough about his abs. The guy’s doing six figures a month flipping land. Land Investing Accelerator (LIA) teaches you how to buy dirt-cheap dirt, sell high(ish), and cash flow like a bronzed boss. It’s not passive. It’s not easy. But Sumner would bet his right bicep – and possibly his hair gel – it’ll set you free.
Deals & Dollars Academy Review
David Choi is a born-again real estate baller who’s flipped 700+ properties and built a $50 million portfolio. To learn his ways, all’s he asks is that you give him $7k plus another $9.5k for the in-person VIP experience. Damn, David. For that price, Deals and Dollars Academy better send someone to tuck me in every night and tell me I’m special.
1-Hour Book System Review
Collect $5k to help someone write a book without writing a word? That’s a typical Tuesday for Sean Anthony. Find client. Interview client. Have ChatGPT turn it into a book. Upload to Amazon. Sound like a scam? A shortcut? A stroke of genius? Hmm. Maybe it’s all three.
Ason Figueroa Review
Bro went from making peanuts in the Army to six figures in swim trunks, thanks to high-ticket ecommerce. High-Ticket Elites reveals his playbook, which focuses on premium products, Google ads, and allegedly low competition. You’ll either be the best dropshipper of steam showers the internet has ever seen, or let your Shopify trial run out and go, “Yeah, fuck this.”
Tigist Mulatu Review
This huckstress in heels flaunts her luxe lifestyle on social media, telling followers they can easily have what she has. Just buy her vague program and you’ll magically have an online business that pays you to shop and travel and lounge in designer clothes. In reality, you’re signing up for an MLM and funding the Mulatus’ next Caribbean vacay.
The Teacher Project Review
Elliot Phillips says teachers can replace their salary in 90 days with online tutoring. No more burnout or 70-hour weeks; just convenience, comfort, and way better pay. Members have apparently hit $10k, $20k, even $50k+ months using his Students On Demand system. But, shit, for $7,800? You can’t really afford to have it not work, can you?
Johnny Lynum Review
The Military CEO wants to help you buy apartment buildings with your 401(k) to produce passive income. His REI Genius program covers everything from finding off-market deals to outsourcing renovation work, and everything in between. Johnny’s legit, his portfolio’s worth $10 million, and his best students earn up to $40k/month. But with AI and crypto, multifamily feels like rewinding a VHS before sliding it through the dropbox at Blockbuster.
Matt Par Review
This baby-faced, soft-spoken string bean – a bootleg Michael Cera if there ever was one – built an empire with faceless YouTube channels and now sells the blueprint for $997. It’s legit but crowded, and you’ll probably need his AI tools and pricey Tube Accelerator coaching to stay competitive. Reviews are mixed, depending on expectations.
Sales Legacy Review
Patrick Dang took what he learned selling at Oracle and turned it into a sales course that won’t make you feel like you’re peddling timeshares while wearing too much Axe body spray. Cold calls, cold emails, closing skills – it’s all there. Great if you’re new or just tired of being a sleaze. No notes – PD did the damn thing.
Hazil Studios Review
Florian Thompson and bae built and sold a few Shopify stores, then started helping other brands do the same through their NYC agency, Hazil Studios. Their Store In A Week program hands you a ready-to-go Shopify store along with training and a private community. It’s $990, and intended for folks who already have a product – not fantasizers who spend their entire day Googling “best dropshipping niches.”
Wealth Network Review
From freezer packer to Dubai playboy, Josef Rakich wants to show you how to make $20k a month using just your phone plus or minus some abs. Just don’t expect refunds, or answers about what this Telegram group actually costs.
Men Of Action Mentoring Review
Former Air Force captain Michael Sartain will be your new dad for a little over $5k. Fly in, hang with other socially awkward dudes, and hope that something he says – or one of the girls he pays to party with you – somehow turns you into David Beckham in his prime. That, or rot in a dark living room, hunting for OnlyFans leaks as per usual.
Dallin Pili Review
When the NFL didn’t call, Dallin answered a different one: selling done-for-you ecom stores so he could flex on Instagram. Worked great, until the feds showed up. Now this numbskull’s swapping drip for an orange jumpsuit after scamming half the internet alongside Jeremiah “The Bull” Evans – an overcompensating oompa loompa with baby hands, a stupid haircut, and the face of a man mid-meat-sweat.
Growth Cleaning Review
Michael Haeri exchanged golf clubs for mop buckets and now makes $40 Gs a month running a cleaning biz he barely has to touch. For $5,800, he’ll help you do the same – and says $10k/month in 120 days is definitely doable. Maybe so, but thinking about daily operations makes me wanna walk into a lake and never stop.
Digital Bankroll Review
Once a pizza boy, now a super affiliate, Matthew Neer’s Digital Bankroll system supposedly reels in as much as $100k a month – all automated, all passive. The question I’m asking, as I sip OJ and vodka from a twisty straw, is: so why charge $5,000 to $25,000 to join instead of just doubling the fuck down?
Valerie Elhurr Review
Chica coaches coaches on how to scale to six and seven figures by embracing failure, murdering indecision, and coming up with irresistible offers. Her $9,000 Online Coach Intensive will toughen you up and give your business a glow up, though Valerie never quite explains how. I’d file this under: things that make you go hmm.
The Digital Hub Masterclass Review
Chelsea Ouimet jumped from MLM to MLM until she found affiliate marketing, finally hitting big numbers by promoting a quasi pyramid scheme called Legendary Marketer. That’s like a dad bragging about all the money his daughter makes… working for Brazzers. Now Chelsea The Affiliate has teamed up with Kayla Elderkin (aka That Mama In Pajamas) to peddle their own course at TheDigitalHub.Company. I trust these ladies like I trust a Craigslist roommate.
War Dogs Academy Review
After getting busted for supplying the military with bootleg Chinese ammo, David Packouz became the inspiration for War Dogs – and now, for $2,800, he and his partners at Intergov Solutions wanna show you how to win government contracts the right way. Meaning: no ankle monitor and no Jonah Hill reenacting your worst decisions for laughs.
Ava Wang Review
Sis ditched nursing school, went viral on TikTok, and turned $100 into millions with dropshipping. Allegedly. Even if this is true, aren’t the glory days of ecom long gone? How can a billion of us all have six- or seven-figure Shopify stores? Doesn’t seem possible.
Client Ascension Review
Daniel Fazio, the guy with great hair and an okay beard, helps marketing agencies and B2B businesses scale fast through cold email, irresistible offers, and buttoned-up systems. He backs it all with an ROI guarantee, and his top students are doing $100k+ per month. But dropping north of $10k to learn how to spam better? Ain’t it.
Long Wealth Capital Review
When he’s not wearing scrubs and a stethoscope, Darold Trinh makes $19k a month on the side trading undervalued stocks with the help of some AI tool that definitely isn’t a glorified spreadsheet. His education company, Long Wealth Capital, teases big gains, minimal time, and zero brain damage. But with a $6,000 price tag and a sales pitch that feels like CNBC barebacked QVC, you might wanna read this first.
Adam Cherrington Review
He says he’s a super affiliate pulling $250k a month, but don’t let the plaid shirts and praise hands fool you. The man once duct-taped 6.6 pounds of cocaine to his body, and now he wants you taping your financial future to his $67 Invisible Affiliate system. Oh, and if you’re really serious? He’s got a six-figure mentorship with your name on it. But Google “Adam Cherrington reviews” and you’ll see why the Lord gave you discernment – and a credit card limit.
Inplay Live Review
Don’t call Andrew Pace a gambler. He’s a “sports value analyst.” And for the low price of $149/month, you too can sink deep into your couch, follow live bets in real time, and act like Wall Street with a beer belly. Andrew’s students have supposedly made millions, but nobody’s ever heard of this man outside of a YouTube pre-roll.
ROOTs Technology Review
TJ Oyeniyi was broke, overworked, and buried in student loans. Then he taught himself how to code and went on to make over $125k a year. Now, with ROOTs Technology, he’s passing the torch. It’s a coding slash career prep program that helps you slide into tech without overpaying for a traditional bootcamp. Too bad Sam Altman, the human equivalent of a purple devil emoji, looked at coders and said, “Better reskill, bitches.”
Kristina Yahnke Review
She’ll mentor you till you cross $10k a month as a freelance writer. Female Freelance Freedom is where it all goes down. KY’s got some serious muffin-nibbling energy and never addresses the AI elephant in the room – but if you’re into sisterhood, strategy calls, and manifesting your dream writing life, who knows, maybe you’ll love it.
Decentralized Masters Review
Salim and Tan supposedly have this DeFi system that turns “dead” money into daily payouts with just a few clicks. It’s all very “trust me, bro.” Just pay what they’re asking and you too can copy and paste your way to generational wealth, assuming the blockchain doesn’t rug you first. Either way, they’ll be wakeboarding in Dubai while you’re getting gut-punched by grocery prices.
You Earn Review
Caffrey Francis looks like she could sell Colgate to your uncle down South – the one who lost all his teeth but kept the meth addiction. Instead, she built YouEarn, a sales training program where you close inbound leads using AI prompts and call-tracking tools. All fine and dandy until you realize you’re just selling the program to people who’ll sell the program to other people… to infinity.
Startup Investor Academy Review
From swimming laps to stacking startups, Fares Ksebati, whose name broke me in ways you can’t see, now teaches regular folks how to invest in the next unicorn with just a Benjamin and a dream. So yeah. You’ll either be the next Chris Sacca… or sobbing into sake bombs as every company you backed goes belly up.
Store Hacks Review
Ronnie McKenzie just wanted time with the fam and a business that didn’t suck his soul dry. Enter: print on demand. One necklace he designed did $1 million in three months – and he never touched the product. Now at StoreHacks.com, he shows parents how to make $5k to $10k a month in just two hours a day. Let’s hope that’s profit, since POD margins are thinner than Black Forest ham slices from Safeway.
Freedom Club Review
Three bros are adamant you can make $100-$300 a day in 30 days or less with your very own “Customer First Brand.” Join Freedom Club and get a course, coaching, ad help, and a community that has your back, they say. But it’s all very vague, the price is hidden, and you might just be funding their next shirtless yacht pic.
Lil Cross Review
Underground rapper turned underground entrepreneur knows a way to make money that’s better than ecom, agencies, or coaching – and no, it’s not selling mixtapes out the trunk of a rusty Buick LeSabre. It’s throwing music events. And with Lil Cross’s Dead to the World crew backing you, plus a profit guarantee, it does sound intriguing – if you’re down to manage venues, vendors, DJs, and drunken idiots.
Saddlebrook Ecommerce Review
Mack McKaughan went from client to pitchman, positioning Saddlebrook’s $20k+ done-for-you ecom stores as the ultimate hands-off investment. Low risk, high reward, managed by experts, he says. But if that’s true, why isn’t he ordering more stores instead of working there? And where the hell’s the owner, Stuart, at?
Derek Cheung Airbnb Review
My man does $160k/month on Airbnb, and probably more than that selling his Airbnb Empire Academy course, which costs up to $25k. Problem is, he’s been accused of planting fake reviews, recycling other gurus’ content, using shady mentorship tactics, and scrubbing his comments section so everything seems peachy.
The Freelance Formula Review
Brendan Dell built a one-man, seven-figure messaging consultancy and now suggests you can do the same in 60 days – no audience, no wizardry, just a laptop and a willingness to try. His $99 course covers everything from pricing to positioning, with templates, tools, and plenty of freelancing fluff. Still, for less than you paid for that golf shirt you’ll only wear once, it’s probably worth it.
Scale Smart Review
Two Australian sociopaths say you can use AI to make passive income by matching small businesses with freelancers. It takes no skills, hardly any effort – and brother, your soul will leave your body when the first wire hits. The truth? You’re paying $2,000 to play commission-only errand boy for Lachie and Lucas while they pop bottles at the club.
Learn Land Review
Clint Turner’s flipping dirt for millions and wants you in on the action. It ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none, right? His Learn Land course educates you on buying and selling vacant lots for serious profit using cold calls, mailers, and a bunch of other terms I didn’t understand. Students say it works and there’s a money-back guarantee if you don’t close a deal in four months, but the model doesn’t do anything for me. I need my loins damp and throbbing, dammit.
The Venue Accelerator Review
Kristin Binford has a wedding venue that slays. She’s her when it comes to standing out, booking more weddings, and reclaiming your time – without burning out or overspending on ads and tech. Inside The Venue Accelerator, KB will see to it that you fix upstream problems and build a scalable, profitable wedding venue. Here’s to hoping your clients make it past the honeymoon phase.
Amanda The Traveling Realtor Review
Amanda says she’s crushing it with rentals, flips, and recruiting agents into eXp Realty. She’s built a globetrotting brand and a buffet of courses, liker her $2k Halo Method, but the hustle seems scattered. She bounces from Airbnb arbitrage to MLM to living on a luxury ship while traveling the world. Shawty doing too much.
Freedom Team Trading Review
Jordan Fogel says you can quit your job, day trade like a disciplined monk, and net $10k a month – just by drawing squiggly lines on a chart for an hour a day. Freedom Team Trading dangles fast profits, low effort, and life-changing results… assuming the market doesn’t bend you over and margin call your soul.
Sal Sortino Review
This dude looks like he moonlights as a mob extra, but don’t let the drip fool you: he’s got 350+ Section 8 tenants and a $20 million real estate portfolio. Skool of Section 8 teaches you how to buy cheap, collect guaranteed rent, and make Uncle Sam your sugar daddy. If you can handle crackhead tenants, endless rules, and repairs that’d make Bob Vila cry.
Lucas Lee-Tyson Review
This douchebag built Growth Cave out of his dorm room and rode the get-rich-quick wave all the way to FTC intervention. His buffet of bullshit included overpriced coaching, misleading marketing, predatory upsells, garbage support, and zero refunds. While students were left broke and bitter, Lucas and his business partner, Ozzie Blessed, were out blowing millions on Ferraris, Rolexes, and mansions.
Grow My Cleaning Company Review
Mike Campion’s all about scaling your cleaning business to seven figures. I respect it. But in a world of SaaS, crypto, and now AI, mops feel kinda… analog. I like my income digital, my responsibility negligible, and I’m not taking a call from fucking Janice because she found one stray hair on her sprawling marble countertop after Maria left.
Credit Stacking Review
Jack McColl makes it hard to focus on APRs when your thighs are clapping under the table. His $9,000 Credit Stacking course promises 0% interest funding to grow your biz without giving up equity. But if Reddit’s right, you’re more likely to end up with complaints, confusion, and Chase Ink Business Unlimited demanding 23.49% on that balance you can’t pay off.
Evolved Agents Review
Sam Everett transforms struggling agents into commission-crushing machines using digital ads and offshore assistants. His program unlocks same-day leads, streamlined systems, and personal support – all while borrowing heavily from the Sam Ovens starter pack. It might be effective, but between the hidden price tag and suspiciously tiny Dell Laptop, I’ve got questions.
Prime DeFi Review
Dan Ryder says you can cash in on crypto liquidity pools without day trading, mining, or starting a business. DeFi Dan promises mammoth returns from a simple system, with hundreds of happy students backing him up. But his program costs $5,800, you’ll need at least $10k in capital, and if that doesn’t scare you off, bear markets, hacks, and scams probably will.
Sales Intrapreneur Accelerator Review
Sam Martin helps employees making $30k/year do that potentially in a month with remote closing. It sounds good on paper: get paid like a business owner without being one. But between calendar dry spells, shitty apps, and nobody having any money right now, maybe don’t put in your two weeks just yet.
Without Fear Of Her Future Review
Tresa Todd wants to free women from financial dependence, one $17 “Masterclass” at a time. Her WREIN empire is all about mindset, Airbnbs, and retiring with more than $72k and the sinking realization that you better not live too long. But behind her girlboss gospel is a well-oiled sales funnel that starts cheap and gets expensive fast. If you’re ready to be upsold right outta your yoga pants, TT’s got the scripts.
Ashley Krooks Review
This chick wants you to believe she makes millions sipping coconut water on foreign beaches, all thanks to a miracle system that pays her to pitch the miracle system. She calls it high-ticket affiliate marketing. I call it dirty pyramid scheme that changes its name every other month for obvious reasons.
100kAIAgency.com Review
Wyatt Roderick drives a matte-green Aston Martin – as a teenager – because he brings in over $100k a month selling AI software and services. Now him and Carson Reed run 100k AI Agency, a biz opp promising six figures a year with artificial intelligence. But you’d need a whole shed out back for all the baggage: lawsuits, pissed-off customers, and the shady history of Wyatt’s old partners.
Bailey Kramer Review
BK manages 17 Airbnbs without owning any of them. He started by networking in Facebook groups, got his first cohosting gig, and it snowballed from there. Now he’s got a small team managing the day-to-day while he tweaks pricing from wherever. Buy his cohosting course if you want, but the model feels a little “been there, done that” if you ask me.
Amazon Wealth Academy Review
Jason Alex has the easiest money-making method ever. No product, no website, no ads. Just you, your phone, and $497 for the privilege of finding out what the hell he’s even talking about. Pretty sure this guy’s a total scam artist. The testimonials on his YouTube reek of hired actors or AI. Either way, hard no.
Brittany Arnason Review
Investor Girl Britt teamed up with hotel mogul Sujay Mehta to help you skip Airbnbs and go straight to owning boutique hotels. Their Hotel Investor Academy promises big cash flow, slick systems, and a community of go-getters raising capital like it’s nothing. Just don’t be surprised when she’s hawking storage units a week after you join.
7-Figure Cartel Review
Nick Perry’s offering his $10 million wholesaling system to help you scale to half a milli a month – virtually, effortlessly, with leads on tap. But if every Cartel member is running the same ads, how long before the secret sauce turns to watery ketchup? Cool cowboy hat and muscles though.
Yieldschool Review
Frank Hepworth might look like Doogie Howser in athleisure, but don’t let the baby face fool you. This ex-lawyer turned crypto degen knows his shit. Yieldschool teaches you how to buy quality coins before they moon, using primary markets most investors don’t even know about. No charts, no KOL pump-and-dumps, just real advice from a guy who already 11x’d his own bag. Perhaps the only crypto course that won’t play ding-dong ditch with your tuition.
Semi-Retired MD Review
Kenji Asakura and Letizia Alto are the MD couple helping other doctors escape the grind through real estate investing. With 150+ rental properties, they claim they can teach any physician – no matter their specialty or debt load – how to make six figures in annual returns via their Fast FIRE System. But with a $4,999 flagship course and nonstop upsells, aren’t they just cashing in on their colleagues’ burnout?
AI Acquisition Review
Jordan Lee and Jacob Le Vine – looking like a couple of filet mignons pulled off the grill at exactly 135 degrees – say you can make $10k+ a month marking up and selling AI tools you don’t own to clueless business owners who don’t know any better. If your attitude’s “fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke,” feel free to fork over up to $35k for access to their AI Arbitrage Agency program.
Luke Belmar Review
Homeboy preaches monk-mode minimalism while showing off his luxury watch collection. Stoic quotes. Cold plunges. Suspiciously good lighting. You’ve seen the black tee. You’ve heard the hype. But is Capital Club legit, or just another circle-jerk of crypto bros and wannabe alphas pretending to escape the Matrix? I’m leaning towards the latter.
Rohan Taylor Review
Broham failed his way to a $35k/month spiritual streetwear brand, and now he’s coaching others to do the same with Apparelize. Expect mindset tips, print-on-demand hacks, belief-building case studies, and a roadmap to keep your cringe hoodie line from being worn exclusively by you, your stepdad, and that one supportive cousin.
Graham Cochrane Review
Turn your knowledge into passive income in only 30 minutes a day, Graham preaches, with his patented kindergarten teacher delivery and mildly smug tone. If you can tolerate him, afford thousands for coaching, and change “30 minutes” to “47 hours,” Graham’s Inner Circle is a great buy.
She Sells Academy Review
Shelby Sapp made her name selling pest control door-to-door, even if her curves did most of the closing. Now she runs the #1 sales academy for women wanting to strut in stilettos rather than shiver in a cubicle. Her She Sells Remote course promises cash, confidence, and Cabo – but Reddit and her ex-business partner (now suing) say Shelby Haas is about as real as her rebrand.
The Print Sprint Review
Alison J Prince swears you can create and sell a printable product in just three days, even if your creative talent plateaued in third grade when Mrs. Bartelt had you draw stick figures of your family while she cleaned up Lauren’s puke. Because, in elementary, there’s always someone randomly throwing up. Anyways. Easiest $27 side hustle ever? Or is Alison about to bait-and-switch you into her high-ticket program?
Functional Nutrition Alliance Review
Andrea Nakayama’s story is heartbreaking and powerful, and her Full Body Systems course is comprehensive as fuck. Over 10 months, you’ll learn how to look at patients like people, not just symptoms, and support them using a deep functional nutrition approach. But at $5,950, you’d think she’d show you how to get clients. Spoiler: she doesn’t.
RN 2 Writer Review
Elizabeth Hanes helps nurses swap scrubs for Word docs and rake in freelance cash – no charting, no bodily fluids, no smug doctors barking orders like it’s Grey’s Anatomy up in here. With RN2Writer, you can trade trauma for a laptop and finally exhale. Then get ambushed by 75 upsells – because your burnout is Beth’s new beach house.
MoneyTree Consulting Review
Build your video business to $10k per month and beyond. How? Expert positioning, predictable leads, and recurring retainers. Just hand Nick Metzger $5,500, do what he says inside Video Business Academy, and kindly shut your mouth about that refund.
Book Launchers Review
She’s got a blog, a YouTube channel, a $20 book, a $2k course, a $3k/month service, and the squeakiest voice in self-publishing. Julie Broad will help you write, publish, and market your nonfiction book – like you’re Malcolm goddamn Gladwell or something. I dunno. Book Launchers could work, or it could just drain you dry over the next 21 months.
Freedom Closer Blueprint Review
Bridger Rogers looks like a Kinobody clone and promises $10k months from remote closing without starting a business. He name-drops big gurus, flexes his abs and commission checks, and might even land you a gig reading a greasy sales script for a $7,000 course with a 98% failure rate.
Freedom Farmers Review
Earn money growing tiny plants in your bathroom? Sure, why not. Jonah Krochmalnek banks $700k a year from microgreens. His course, Freedom Farmers, walks you through the entire process. It’s like Shopify for salad toppings.
Selling Luxury Travel Review
Dean Horvath wants to make you a luxury travel advisor. I think he means travel agent with a fancier font and bitchier clients. His program costs $1,597 upfront and promises flexible, remote work and huge travel discounts. But between micromanaging itineraries and being on call 24/7, it teeters on customer service with a passport. Honestly, wouldn’t blame ya if you just booked your own trips and called it a day.
Peaceful Profits Review
Mike Shreeve went from sleeping on benches to ghostwriting for the greats – or so he claims. Today, through his company Peaceful Profits, he’ll help you write, publish, and profit from your book… for a cool $15k to $50k. The process is polished, the pedigree impressive, and the sales page has steam coming off it like buttermilk biscuits drowning in sawmill gravy at Cracker Barrel. Which makes me skeptical. It’s all just a little too perfect.
Luna Vega Review
She makes six figures selling POD jewelry on Etsy and now offers The Etsy Selling Formula to help you do the same. For $997, you’ll get trend-jacking tips, design templates, marketing advice, and Luna being extra extra. If Anthropologie had a punk sister who made passive income… it’s her.
Jon Benson Review
JB made millions writing slithery sales letters for garbage ClickBank products back in the day. Now he’s packaged his hypey tricks into ChatMail Pro, a $97 system that “preprompts” ChatGPT to spit out persuasive emails. Just tweak, send, and pray for low spam complaints.
Full Grip Ecom Review
Automate Etsy, they said. It’ll be hands-free, they said. Anri Davids wants $15k to build and manage your store. Maybe it’ll make you money, or maybe it’ll be a $15,000 lesson in “fuck around and find out.”
Drop Service Academy Review
According to Jon Melillo, $12k in 80 days is totally doable with a remote cleaning biz and 10 hours of work per month. What’s not mentioned: the unreliable cleaners, the angry customers, the constant churn. I’ll stick to pixels and publishing websites, not Pine-Sol and panic.
Pinterest Manager Academy Review
Emilee Vales turned Pinterest into a paycheck big enough to cover Whole Foods, extracurriculars, and your husband’s “networking” rounds of golf. She teaches you how to manage Pins for clients and make money online without Reels or regrets. Peaceful. Profitable. Pastel as hell.
7-Figure Builder Review
Brothers Arthur and Ruben Ryapolov claim you can become a real estate developer without any money, experience, or even a basic understanding of how a house even gets built. Just follow their plug-and-play system to throw up new homes, flip ’em for huge profits, and pray your contractor didn’t use chewed bubblegum instead of nails to frame the damn thing. Overwhelming and risky? Absolutely. But if you can pull it off, the payout ain’t bad.
Top Seller Secret Review
Without inventory, ads, or a ring light, Brittany Lewis milked Etsy for $600k in sales. Everything she knows about print on demand and organic traffic is packed inside Be A Wolf Biz – if, that is, you can stomach thin margins, Etsy’s mile-long rulebook, and copycats ripping off your top designs.
The Lifestyle Investor Review
Justin Donald grins like a man whose custom home sits on the quietest cul-de-sac in a double-gated community. He cash flows mobile home parks and other low-drama assets; and to his credit, his course, book, and even that $55k mastermind are refreshingly transparent. I’m still betting on digital assets, but if you’d rather get rich offline, JD’s your guy.
CEO Teacher Review
Kayse Morris started out trying to cover her Netflix bill – now she’s running a seven-figure biz, doing CrossFit, and helping teachers turn their classroom skills into cash online. But is she the real deal or just another teacher-turned-guru selling worksheets and dreams? I’ll present the case; you be the judge, jury, and petty bitch who decides.
Career Vision Accelerator Review
Jill Turner will yank you out of your soul-sucking job and replace it with one you love. No need to get another degree, update your résumé for the 900th time, or fake-smile for three straight hours at some LinkedIn mixer. Hit up Jill when you’re ready to stop rotting at your desk.
Click Start Digital Review
Samantha Hurst, with her pretty ass, proposes the following: launch a profitable ecom store in 90 days, or get your money back. Sounds amazing, but be prepared to shell out $2,490+ for what some say feels like a “business in a box” minus the actual business.
Cayla Craft Review
Made her first million slinging shakes for some shady MLM, blew it all being bougie, then bounced back with real estate. Now Cayla coaches women on house flipping, wealth building, and being gone with the wind fabulous, honey. Good for her – just remember: once a network marketer, always a network marketer.
Branden Condy Review
Rent out Lambos and McLarens and Bentleys for big bucks. Cringe King says fork over a fat stack and he’ll show you how. Just don’t Google him. You might stumble onto stories from his “students” – unless Branden already threatened them or hit ’em with a copyright strike. Or buried it all under 200 paid-for articles about how he “started from the bottom” like his life’s a goddamn Drake song. In reality? Dude’s a human Ponzi scheme.
Wartime Coaching Review
Rhen Bartlett can double your wholesale deals in 90 days. But first, you’ll need to survive his jargon, big-ass coaching fee, and enough war metaphors to trigger PTSD in a paintball survivor.
Million Dollar Method Review
Build a boutique that makes serious bank without screaming into a pile of unsold Western tees Pinterest swore were trending. Jessica K. Ulrich spills the tea inside Boutique Builder Bootcamp. Sounds fun, until you’re knee-deep in inventory, pop-ups, and trying to convince your husband to take out a business line of credit because “it takes money to make money.”
Video Business Accelerator Review
Den Lennie done went from cameraman to coach, helping videographers scale their businesses to $20k/month with systems, support, and just enough mindset talk to make you question your childhood. VBA promises real strategies, but brace yourself for surprise pricing and some Temu Tony Robbins rants.
Copywriting University Review
Myles Kronman will make you a high-rolling copywriter in less than an hour a day, with no experience or skills needed. He claims he’s built eight-figure businesses, but his business chops feel more valet boy at a chain steakhouse than Silicon Valley CEO. With wild income claims and AI-generated “student” testimonials, Copywriting University smells more like a money grab than a real path to Ferraris and yachts.
Trey Smith Review
Frank Kern’s cousin wants you to believe you can use his AI tools to hammer out a book, audiobook, website, sales page, and entire persona in five days – and be rolling in passive income by the weekend. What could possibly go wrong?
Deal Flow Real Estate Review
Brandon Turner and his metrosexual sidekick Camron say you can hit $150k in six months and scale to seven figures soon after – inside their real estate coaching program. Source deals, analyze them, negotiate like The Donald, and live your best, Jesus-approved, cash-flowing life. Legit? Sure. But I’m slouched in the last pew, missing the Bears-Packers kickoff, while Brandon and Cam pass the offer plate and shoot me the stink-eye for not emptying my wallet.
Jayden Bloom Review
Bro look like the final boss of Miami Instagram. He built a six-figure exotic car rental biz with no money down, no debt, and no shortage of shirtless selfies. Now, over on Mentor.me, he’s selling the blueprint to anyone who wants to flex hard and get paid doing it. Maybe ask Jake from State Farm how much a cracked carbon splitter costs before you join.
Vibe Mentor Review
Rebecca Dawn (bet it’s not her real name) built this brand on woo, trauma talk, and being all up in your feelings. Her pitch goes something like this: your side hustle isn’t failing – you’re just too wounded to manifest abundance. She sells somatic healing, theta reprogramming, and high-ticket fluff which she calls enlightenment. Courses cost up to $5k, but I’d scrub strip club toilets before I’d fund her crystal collection.
Writing Revolt Review
Jorden Makelle teaches freelance writing the unsexy way: cold emails, niche selection, and writing samples that don’t suck. Her Killer Cold Emailing course is where even Sarah Turner got her start. It works – for now. But AI may have something to say about that. Or, y’know, a lot… depending on the prompt.
Modern Millionaires Review
Chance and Abdul once pitched Leadific as your golden ticket to $299/month retainers on autopilot. Today? Support’s gone, the Facebook group’s toast, Chance is MIA, and Abdul S. Farooqi has rebranded as HalalCEO – turning up the religious angle just in time for his next cash grab. With an F rating from the BBB and rumblings of lawsuits, you have to wonder: was Modern Millionaire just digital snake oil in a nicer bottle? Their ads were smooth, but so was their exit.
Chester Zoda Review
With a résumé flimsier than the rubbery, um, prop your sister uses on OnlyFans and a sales pitch slicker than a $6 car wash, this “doctor” says he’s made $4 million passively from online course sales. Ignore his questionable backstory, sloppy training, super expensive upsells, and allergic reaction to refunds, and hey – maybe he’ll make you a millionaire MD too.
VNTR Homes Review
Dotun Jibowu says you can earn six figures on Airbnb without owning property or begging landlords. Just pick a turnkey rental from VNTR’s secret marketplace and boom: champagne showers. Only catch? The cash flow he flashes might be more wishful thinking than guaranteed payday.
Eli The Travel Guy Review
Eli Facenda says, why not turn your credit card bill into a first-class ticket to anywhere? With Freedom Travel Systems, he shows you how to rack up a ridiculous amount of points and cash ’em in for luxury trips your family will side-eye you for. It’s $197/month to join the club – or drop way more on the done-for-you version and skip straight to champagne and smugness at 30,000 feet.
The Momtrepreneur Review
Caroline Hannay says she makes money with affiliate marketing. Technically true. But zoom in and you’ll see an MLM-style funnel where she earns commissions by pitching the same system she bought into. If humiliating yourself in Reels to sell $7 starter kits that lead to $10,000 upsells sounds like fun, The Momtrepreneur won’t disappoint.
Monica Little Review
She turned her side hustle skincare line into a six-figure Etsy store – then turned that into a business telling others how to do the same. For $97, she’ll show you how to beat the Etsy algorithm like it owes you money. From there, you can upgrade to Product Biz Academy for more advanced coaching.
Dan Dasilva Review
This mofo jumps from one trend to the next, the latest being AI trading bots. He calls them emotionless, automated money printers delivering 12%+ monthly returns. Just buy his course and he’ll show you how to use ’em. But if that were true, shouldn’t he be sipping screwdrivers on a yacht in Ibiza instead of asking you for money?
Superhuman CEO Review
Adam Lucero got stabbed in the neck and still runs circles around you. His Procrastination Elimination Formula, Distraction Destroyer System, and Ultimate Peace of Mind Blueprint (bundled together for $94.85) will help you drop excuses and hit $20k+ months. Intense? Sure. But it’s better than getting shanked at the movies.
Reverse Flipping Review
Justin Colby and Willy Numbers want you to reverse flip your way to $70k+ deals by scooping up “dead” properties everyone else ignores. Their pitch? Big checks, low competition, and a $10k-per-year Skool community allegedly bursting with secrets – but definitely with stuff you’ve heard before.
Camila Markson Review
From nannying in broken English to selling pyramid-shaped fantasies – Camila found affiliate marketing, ran it up with Legendary Marketer, then launched her own course promising “resale riches.” It’s like MLM but with Canva templates.
Ben Muresan Review
My man runs a program called Humble Nation where you’ll escape the grind and build an actual business using his MOFOS framework. The acronym was the only part I liked. Between all the Bible quotes, buzzwords, and Business 101 advice you’ve heard a hundred times before, it’s hard to stay awake long enough to care.
Only Tapa AI Review
Filip “Tapa” Skotarski expects you to believe AI plus Instagram can pay for your jet skis, penthouses, and ceiling-starred whips. For $17, he’ll hand you the keys to the “Instagram automation” kingdom. But I feel like the real money’s in what he’s doing: sell dream, use profits to flex on social media, sell dream harder, repeat… and don’t forget to upsell.
Livestock To Lifestyle Review
What do cowboy hats, boots, big belt buckles, and farm animals have to do with making money online? Absolutely nothing, and that’s the point. If a country boy like Mike Asay can do it, why not you? Especially when you’re using the same system he did. Only, if you squint a little, you’ll see it’s just an MLM galloping into town on a wild horse.
Proper Ecom Academy Review
Ohr Fluxman flunked outta school, flopped on SoundCloud, then somehow made millions on Amazon. Today he’s teaching every ecom biz model under the sun inside Proper Ecom. Which makes about as much sense as most album covers, right? Like, if bro really cracked the code, why not just stick to that?
Invest CEO Review
Kyle Henris went from cold calls and cologne clouds to counting millions and managing portfolios like it’s tee-ball. Just ignore the part where he makes $250k a month teaching you how to trade instead of, ya know, just trading.
Gold City Ventures Review
Julie Berninger and Cody Berman create simple printables – think scavenger hunts and wine bottle labels – and sell them on Etsy for passive income. Their shops are public and still active, which is more than you can say for most Etsy gurus. The letdown? Julie makes about $1,000 a month doing this. That’s not even enough to pay for my DoorDash habit and the guilt that follows.
Julian Sherman Review
The Jew with the view (his words, not mine) wants you flipping attention into juicy affiliate commissions so you can peace out from your 9-to-5. His WealthQ Cashflow System (which has since rebranded to Ikonic Marketer) offers a simple formula for high-ticket sales and freedom. Just watch out for $6,000 water ionizers on the back end.
eBusiness Institute Review
Matt and Liz Raad went from cuddling koalas to flipping websites for cash flow. Their Aussie-approved system’s been around since you were downloading ringtones on your Motorola Razr, but is it still relevant in today’s AI world? Let’s pop the hood on this dusty, dented-up hoopty and find out.
Vomos Academy Review
No jet, no problem. This course claims you can broker private flights like a G, pocket commissions, and fly for free – assuming you can stomach the sticker price and convince snooty rich folks you’re not a scammer.
REI Accelerator Review
Jonathan Cronin really believes you can replace your entire income in under 14 months with one big apartment syndication deal. No cash, no credit, just hustle, faith, and a $9,800 mastermind buy-in. Him and Larry Kite’s Kingdom Accelerator will hook you up with the tools, strategies, and network you need. Me? I’ll take $9.80, buy a domain, and keep 100% of the upside, thanks.
Proofread Anywhere Review
Wanna turn your knack for grammar into income? Proofread Anywhere used to be the course for that. But with Caitlin Pyle off the grid and AI creeping in like a thief in the night, does this side hustle still hold up? I’m not so sure that it does.
Brian Adamson Review
Detroit-born real estate mentor assures us: yes, you can flip houses remotely – using other people’s money – even if your credit score looks like a crime scene. But before you join Brian’s iFlip Mastery Program, ask yourself: Do I really wanna be on Zoom with landlords or would I rather be faded on a beach while my digital assets hold it down?
Functional Medicine Academy Review
Brandy Zachary wants you to call her “Doctor,” start your own functional medicine practice, and manifest $100k+ in five months flat. How ’bout you just pay me whatever she’s charging and call me whatever you want?
UGC Creator Program Review
Smile, point, profit. Sarah Leverton teaches you how to shoot iPhone videos for brands and charge handsomely, even if you’ve got zero followers and the camera hates you. Easy for her to say, with her angel face. I look like I peaked at 6 lbs 11 oz.
Real Sales Academy Review
Jacob May wants to 10x your income by yelling sales scripts at you like he’s possessed by the ghost of Grant Cardone. Real Sales Academy promises you a six-figure inbound sales job in two weeks – if you can forgive Jacob for calling this “the Harvard of sales training and placement.”
Medallion Investments Review
They say you’ll retire early by risking 2% of your net worth. I say you might find yourself explaining altcoins to a Panda Express worker with tears in your eyes.
Booked & Busy Bootcamp Review
Martine Lacroix went from paralegal to Airbnb queen, making millions off short-term rentals she didn’t even own – until NYC called her little empire “an illegal hotel scheme.” Did she crumble? Nah. She just took her talents to Houston, Dubai, and your Instagram feed.
0-100k Review
Alison J Prince says you can do six figures selling stuff like pillowcases and dog bows – all without ads, followers, or risking much money. Her method? Influencers, simple products, and a whole lotta mom-energy. 0-$100k System costs $1,497, but hide your credit cards ’cause upselling is Alison’s love language.
D2D Experts Review
Sam Taggart schools you on door-knocking, closing deals, and recruiting more Chads. Great if you’re into rejection and bromances with your sales brethren. Bonus points if your dad never hugged you. Me? I like my money without Ring cams, pit bulls, or Karens telling me where to stick those solar panels.
Teach Music Online Review
Carly Walton pivoted from overworked music teacher to globetrotting online piano queen, and now she’s selling the blueprint. Teach Music Online hands you the tools to at least double your income, skip the commute, and build a bitchin’ online music studio. That’s right – for just $797 a year, you’ll be well on your way to becoming a MacBook Mozart.
High-Ticket Ecommerce Review
Picture a pint-sized man in loafers and tight khaki capris flipping bougie patio furniture he never touched. That’s Brook Hiddink, teaching high-ticket dropshipping – aka partnering with luxury brands, running Google ads, and praying someone drops $6k on a massage chair from your cookie-cutter Shopify site.
FBA Masterclass Review
Tom Wang’s golfing in Dubai while you’re stuck in your kitchen, answering refund requests for Bluetooth meat thermometers that never connected – confused as to why Amazon just suspended your account again.
AI Arbitrage Agency Review
Imagine two Abercrombie & Fitch beefcakes from the racist era teaching you how to resell $20 AI tools to clueless boomers for five grand a pop. Shady? A little. Smart? Also yes.
Anthony Alvarenga Review
When he’s not wrecking luxury cars, dodging baby mama drama, or crop-dusting the internet with articles about how he’s the world’s richest trader, MambaFx charges $5k so you too can learn to trade emotionally, impulsively, and shirtless in a McLaren.
Fiction Profits Academy Review
Publish steamy Kindle novels with AI and watch the royalties roll in. That’s the dream Karla Marie and someone’s auntie’s boy toy, Roy, sell for two grand today and upsells every day thereafter. Just ignore the refund horror stories buried under an avalanche of 5-star reviews so identical, you’d think they were left at gunpoint. “They’re treating me great. Tell my family I love them!”
POD Roadmap Review
Cassiy’s the kinda girl you’d trust to let your dog out and not pocket a handful of your xannies. Want a third-party to iron your designs on mid-tier mugs and ship ’em to Etsy customers while you profit like 13 cents per sale? Then buy her course.
High-Performance Host Review
Calvin Tran says his $8k Airbnb coaching program will have you making six figures without owning any properties. In this review, I explain how his rental arbitrage system works, what you’re actually signing up for, the real risks involved, and why – even though Calvin walks the walk – the business model might leave you one maintenance call away from losing your mind.
Nano Flips Review
James Camp made his first $36 online as a teen and now flips niche websites for tens of thousands in profit like it’s nothing. His Nano Flips method pledges low time, low risk, and no tenants, toilets, or trash. But if it’s really that simple, why’d he hang up the cleats?
Madison Profit Academy Review
Madison Zhao’s all, “Trust me, guys, I’m the secret CEO of a billion-dollar company – but I can’t say which one because, um, board reasons.” Sure, M. We totally believe you. Now please take our $19 a month so you can shout nonsense at us in broken English from your Skool group.
She Sells Remote Review
Shelby Sapp teaches women how to sell like bad bitches from their laptops, even though her only sales experience was one summer of slinging overpriced ant spray to Midwest dads, mid-lawnmow.
Max Horenstein Review
This guy used to hype Airbnb arbitrage. Next, it was land flipping. Now it’s 1-on-1 sales coaching via MorePIFs.com. Soon he’ll be peddling “How to Escape the Matrix” courses from a Howard Johnson with unpaid room service charges and a warrant in three states.
5-Minute Investing Review
Eric Seto wants you to retire on $300k while clipping 30% per year. Bold. Buffett couldn’t. And yet, honeyboy says not only can you achieve this, but it’ll only take you five hours a month.
Musician Profit Masterclass Review
Want your music biz to run without you? Fabiana’s your girl – as long as you’re cool paying $30k to hear her overcomplicate everything and make your brain play the violin. I’m serious. Your ears will need a safe word.
Kohila Sivas Review
Homegirl wants burnt-out teachers to ditch the system, light a candle, align their chakras, and become $10k/month Learning Success Coaches. I mean, she seems nice, but it’s too much tambourine energy for me.
Christian Moretuzzo Review
TikTok your way to fatter commissions? Christian says yes, and for $997, he’ll show you how. Just be ready when divorcees draped in Lululemon start sliding into your DMs looking for a new beginning and a master closet to match.
The Recruiter School Review
Preston Park, the soft-spoken recruiter zaddy of YouTube, says you can build a six-figure recruitment agency without knowing anyone, doing cold outreach, or having any charisma. His Autopilot Acquisition System all but guarantees fat placement checks and inboxes full of job-hungry professionals. If you want corporate money minus the cubicle and name badge, RecruiterSchool.io has you covered like passive aggression in a family group chat.
Stay-At-Home Bookkeeper Academy Review
Tiffani Higgins bets you can build a $10k/month bookkeeping biz working part-time from home – even if you’ve got no experience, five kids, and you whip out your phone calculator to figure out a 20% tip on a $100 tab. In your defense, three glasses of “whatever red you got for Happy Hour” didn’t help.
Wyatt Walker Review
Disappearing Instagrams, sketchy sales tactics, and a net worth that vanishes faster than his followers. If you’re still here, Wyatt would like two grand – please and thank you – for a YouTube automation system that he probably doesn’t even use himself.
PhilRypz Review
Philipp Ryppa, Germany’s cutest little scammer, claims you can make $10k to $30k a month with faceless Instagram pages. He hawks a $7,500 mastermind to teach you how. But between his paid press, vague promises, and that NFT rug he pulled, I’d trust a Craigslist babysitter before I’d trust this little twerp.
Stock Navigators Review
Echo Mapping, $7,800 price tags, and enough candlestick gibberish to convince you you’re too stupid for success and should just go back to bagging groceries at Piggly Wiggly. Brought to you by a father-son duo with millions in student money to YOLO Tesla puts for fun.
Pretty Focused Review
Learn to photograph food so well that strangers on the internet will pay you $300 to make pasta you can’t eat until it’s ice cold and you’re one garlic knot away from a full-blown breakdown.
Arden Kaywin Vocal Studio Review
From zero to standing ovations, Arden pinky promises she can take your voice and income to a whole new level. All in just eight weeks. What’s it gonna cost? She won’t say, which means it’s definitely not reasonable. Let’s just hope she doesn’t invoice by the octave.
Caleb Jones Review
Alpha male cosplay meets overpriced business coaching. Caleb claims you can build a six-figure empire in 90 days, even if your childhood dog liked your sister more and your only steady relationship is with your incognito window. Sovereign CEO my ass. More like Dungeon Master with a ClickFunnels account.
Apps Without Code Review
Can’t code? No problem, queen. Tara Reed’s bootcamp shows you how to stitch together your own app with Google Sheets, blind faith, and a pinch of Detroit grit. And speaking of Detroit, I feel like that city’s been one Eminem single away from bankruptcy since ’09.
Nicolas Malonga Review
Wanna spend your days scrubbing soles and chasing Jordan 4s for $37 in profit? This man’s your coach – and SnipeGang’s where it all begins. Real hustle, real profit… as long as you’ve got plenty of patience and don’t mind herniating a disc from stacking size 13 shoeboxes all day.
Beautiful Savage Sales Academy Review
Justin Jay Johnson went from a crushed esophagus to crushing quotas at Salesforce. Now he’s using that velvety death-metal voice to mentor other reps who’re eager to stop sucking and start stacking.
Build Assets Online Review
Two brothers who look like they live in a van behind a Hobby Lobby somehow made $30 million dropshipping expensive-ass bathtubs. Their course? Actually not bad. Their webcam? Unforgivable.
Miriam Laundry Review
She’ll help you turn bedtime stories into a business. Just be warned: it’ll cost more than a Disney vacation, and you might drown in motivational mumbo jumbo before you ever hit publish.
Certified Closers Review
He calls it “digital real estate.” You’ll call it “I’m tired, boss” by day three. Meanwhile, Roy’s in a BMW while you’re in an empty house full of cat piss and black mold, praying the buyer wires the money before he notices.
Kimberly Financial Group Review
Kim Price went from homeless teen to commission queen. Now wants to help you slay in sales and get your shit together financially. Only problem? She’s distractingly hot. Feels like she’s playing Tetris with my sin whistle. I don’t know whether to buy her course or just watch her Reels and clear four rows of shame with the ol’ long bar.
Chris Reader Review
No skills, no product, no experience required – just you, your laptop, and AI-powered funnels pumping out $30k a month. That’s the fantasy Profit Singularity sells: young, rich, shirtless, poolside. But before you go seeing yourself as Chris, picture a brittle old man dragging his balls through the final days of life. Because that’s who you’ll be by the time you make your first commission.
Acquisition Lab Review
Walker Deibel suggests skipping the startup struggle altogether by buying a business that’s already making money. For $8,500, he’s happy to show you how. If you can follow spreadsheets without short circuiting and don’t mind dealing with lenders, boomers, and SBA loan officers, it might just work. If not, at least your mentor has a luscious mane.
Remote Plumbing Profits Review
Adrian and Art turned clogged toilets into passive income. You won’t need a wrench, a license, or even pants, honestly. Just a laptop, some SEO, and a plumber who shows up sober. It’s stupid simple, suspiciously brilliant, and way less shitty than it sounds.
Content Academy Review
Josh Suggs used viral street interviews to blow up his digital marketing agency, 203 Media. Now he’s handing you the blueprint for turning those awkward interactions into a six-figure content business – without having to grind yourself into dust or drop to your knees for the algorithm.
Write Your Way To Freedom Review
Sarah Turner’s still dinging people $5,800 for copywriting training, like she didn’t get the memo ChatGPT already put the whole industry in hospice care. I’d expect the funeral to be on Friday. Bring flowers. Oh, and have ChatGPT write a heartfelt note.
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