Ohr Fluxman, the Brooklyn-born high school dropout and failed SoundCloud rapper, now teaches ecommerce and rides horses on the beach.
Not a sentence I thought I’d ever write. Yet here we are.
Ohr says you can trust his advice because he’s sold over $5 million worth of products on Amazon.
But he also knows people doing nice money on TikTok Shops and Shopify – and now he wants to provide training on all of it, revolutionizing ecom education in the process.
Michael Haeri stands six-four, played golf for UC Santa Barbara, and cleans up nice. The kinda guy your aunt gushes over when you bump into him at church.
Speaking of cleaning, he owns Major Maids Home Cleaning in Tampa, Florida.
They’ve been in business for two years, do $40,000 per month in revenue, and Michael only has to work like five hours a week overseeing things.
Good for Michael, right? But what about you?
Wanna build your own remote cleaning business to $10k/mo in the next 120 days?
Lachie Pior looks like he’s looking for a reason to give the trigger a good squeeze.
Either that, or he’s about to grab a single lemon, some dry shampoo, and a bottle of Ketel One.
Who knows. Sweet name, though.
Him and Lucas Durante (seriously, Australia over there handing out elite names) run a boutique marketing agency called Veritas Digital, and an educational company called Scale Smart that teaches beginners real-world skills that last a lifetime.
Like, y’know, how to make passive income with their cutting-edge AI referral fee system.
Jill Turner went from improv comedy to PR director for a Silicon Valley startup, to now this.
“Helping dissatisfied professionals get crystal clear on their next big move, finally transition to their dream career, and absolutely thrive in a job they love,” she says.
Dozens of Jill’s clients, no different than you, have found work they adore in record time.
If all you know right now is that you hate your current job and you haven’t a clue how to fix that, perfect. This is for you.
Myles Kronman out here looking like the poster child for fuckbois. Bro probably went to ASU and double-majored in Chill and Vibe.
He says he’s built multiple eight-figure companies, but his Instagram’s screaming “trust fund kid.”
However he’s financing that playboy lifestyle, he wants you to believe freelance copywriting – writing emails and social media posts for brands – will have you flying private to party with plastic people in Miami.
Is Myles Kronman legit, or should we swap the Kr for a C?
Jessica K. Ulrich looks so much like Reese Witherspoon, she could walk into Reese’s house, tuck her kids in, pour a glass of wine, and badmouth Ryan Phillippe without anybody noticing.
Jessica started a boutique in 2017.
She wanted to feel creative again. She wanted to take some financial pressure off her husband, a commission-only financial planner. She wanted to contribute to her family without taking time away from them.
(Reese’s doppelgänger has five kids. I bet they take a U-Haul to Costco.)
Anyways.
Minimum wage and micromanagement weren’t exactly calling her name.
Dotun Jibowu is the founder of VNTR Homes, a small hospitality company in Denver, Colorado that offers vacation short term rentals and 24/7 property management.
At My First BNB Unit, Dotun teaches his unique approach to Airbnb arbitrage.
Calls it “The Airbnb 2X Method.”
Countless students have already used it to go from zero to six figures without owning a single property or calling any landlords.
Julian Sherman is in Mexico one minute, Tokyo the next. Palm trees, skylines, excursions, and chilled white wine in a long-stem glass – that’s Julian for ya.
Always a fresh fade and a neatly-trimmed beard. Rarely misses a workout.
A plain-black-tee kinda guy.
Silence is a must, violence is a plus. Looking like he’s about to get his get-back in every photo.
Julian wants to help you ditch that dreadful 9-to-5 before you get fired for something stupid, like casually hitting the pen during a Zoom call.
Philipp Ryppa (@PhilRypz) is this adorable little guy from Germany. If I had two chopsticks, I’d dip him in soy sauce and eat him.
He claims he went from zero to $17 million using nothing more than his phone, and that his students consistently make $10k to $30k per month on Instagram.
Wait a minute…
You don’t suppose he got rich on Instagram by telling other people they can get rich on Instagram – and then selling them a course – do ya?
Let’s slip into our nightgowns and talk about it over a pint of ice cream.
Chester Zoda looks like a guy who plays a doctor on TV. According to Reddit, that’s not that far off.
He graduated from a medical school in Hong Kong, shadowed real U.S. doctors in Queens for a few days, but that’s about it. Definitely not an ER physician, one Redditor claimed.
What jumped out to me was his perfectly polished online presence.
A Forbes quote he probably paid for, a New York Weekly ad, and a handful of doctor photos that are more iStock than ‘I shock people back to life.’
