Eli Pyramids

Eli Facenda calls himself Eli The Travel Guy. Dude’s been to more countries (42) than I have restaurants. Unless you count different Chipotle locations?

Excuse me while I pull myself from this tornado of shame and fix my hair.

Okay, I’m back.

Eli claims you can tick off bucket list adventures and fly first class by smartly using credit card points.

I know what you’re thinking.

When you eat nuts, it feels like you’re making peanut butter in your mouth, but when you eat grapes it doesn’t resemble jelly at all.

Also, is Eli The Travel Guy legit?

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Salim Wakeboard

Salim Elhila is out there wakeboarding with a perfect tan, DJing, and hitting pads with his kickboxing trainer from his luxury condo in Dubai, all while enjoying a breathtaking view of that big-ass ferris wheel. 

Meanwhile, I’m on the couch draped in sweats I’ve worn for a week straight, with a ThermaCare patch clinging to my lower back.

Levels, right?

Salim describes himself as a math engineer who builds businesses. 

He partnered with Tan Gera, a former investment banker, to launch Decentralized Masters, a company that teaches you how to maximize returns in the new economy.

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Alison Sunshine Shirt

Alison J Prince: simultaneously inviting and blocking the sun’s advances. You have to respect the duality in that outfit. 

I feel like she’s about to ask directions to the nearest Starbucks… in Spanish.

Tell me you’re a tourist without telling me you’re a tourist, am I right?

Alison has a beautiful smile.

I would be happy to take a photo of her family if she asked me to. I would take a bunch – the long way and the wide way – to make sure there’s at least one they like.

But you’re here for 0-100k System reviews, aren’t you?

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@cayla.craft

Cayla Craft got rich recruiting people into a predatory MLM called Isagenix. Despite making millions atop the pyramid, she blew it all on material things.

Now she’s rebranding herself as a real estate mogul. 

She sells 1-on-1 mentoring, VIP Days, and a fix and flip training and resources membership called Crafted Deals. 

Can you trust this chick? I bet you’re itching like crazy to find out.

Read on for my Cayla Craft review.

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eXp Realty MLM

Amanda Williams, better known as Amanda The Traveling Realtor, is a top 1% earner at eXp Realty.

A lot of people think that company’s a pyramid scheme.

Except the members who’ve wisely ranked blog posts at the top of Google to tell you, “Nope, definitely not a pyramid scheme, now go ‘head and join my downline.”

Pretty hilarious.

Anyways, Amanda also sells short-term and mid-term rental courses, such as her Halo Method Arbitrage System.

She’s even got an affiliate link to Storylines, where you can live abroad a luxury residential ship and travel the world. 

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Blackstar Album

Julian Hurt, better known as Lil Cross, has his tatted hands in a little bit of everything.

He raps. He runs Dead to the World, a collective of rappers in the Bradenton area. He used to consult for other artists, helping them monetize their music. Now he’s made that into a course.

Not a musician? Not a problem. Lil Cross has a way for you to make money as well.

Arguably the best way to make money today.

Read on for my Lil Cross review.

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Without Fear Of Her Future

Tresa Todd founded WREIN – as in Women’s Real Estate Investment Network – to help other ladies transform their lives and create lasting success through real estate investing. 

It took Tresa 51 years to figure out, “Oh, maybe promotions and pay raises aren’t the best way to build wealth. Maybe I should become an investor.” 

But investing’s risky if you don’t know what you’re doing. This causes fear. And fear paralyzes you from taking action, doesn’t it?

Well guess what?

Auntie Tresa’s here to run your fear down the garbage disposal. That way, you can walk in your destiny.

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Top Seller Secret

Brittany Lewis helps Etsy sellers create six-figure shops leveraging print on demand. She’s done over $600k so far on Etsy, putting her in the top 1% of all sellers.

The best part? No inventory, no ads, and no social media.

Now she’s sharing her secrets with others.

One of her students did $100k in sales in a single month. Another did $1k in five days. Someone else did $1k in 24 hours.

Good for them. Will it work for you?

Read every word of this Top Seller Secret review to find out.

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@theronniemckenzie

Ronnie McKenzie could care less about Lambos and Rollies. The down-to-earth dad from Queensland, Australia just wants to be free and have fun with the fam.

For him, print on demand (POD) is the perfect business.

He designed this POD necklace on his computer that did $1 million in sales in Q1 of last year alone.

All without seeing the product, touching it, or shipping it.

That’s the beauty of print on demand. No wonder dude’s been doing it for more than a decade now.

Keep reading for my Ronnie McKenzie review.

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Mack Helmet

Mack McKaughan seems like a pork chops, baked potato, corn, and dinner roll kinda guy. Might even wash it down with a cold beer.

Sundays are for God and God’s favorite team: the Dallas Cowboys.

Or, who knows, maybe he’s a big sushi eater who watches tennis and drinks wine coolers. You never know.

Either way, Mack is the one doing the marketing and selling for Saddlebrook Ecommerce, which was founded by a fancier-looking fellow named Stuart Simonsen out of Billings, Montana.

Want the scoop on their offer? Cool. 

Read on for Saddlebrook Ecommerce reviews.

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Graham Cochrane Book

Graham Cochrane is the author of a book called How to Get Paid for What You Know.

He’ll show you how to make your first $1,000 per month in passive income – and beyond – in just 30 minutes a day.

He’s got a proven, reliable and repeatable system anyone can follow.

I’m a minute into this dude’s spiel and I’m already over his condescending tone. The slow, stretched-out sentences? What does he think we are, kindergarteners huddled on the carpet during storytime?

Read on for Automatic Income Academy reviews.

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FX Nutrition

Andrea Nakayama’s a functional medicine nutritionist and the owner and founder of the Functional Nutrition Alliance.

In April of 2000, Andrea’s husband, Isamu, was diagnosed with a very aggressive brain tumor.

Andrea was seven weeks pregnant with their first and only child at the time.

Isamu was given about six months to live. Andrea kicked into high gear, studying how diet and lifestyle modifications might extend his life.

How does blood sugar levels affect tumor cells? What’s the connection between the gut and the brain?

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PocketPacer

Andrew Pace charms men with more love handles than luck into believing they can actually bet on sports for a living.

As long as they open their wallets to him first.

Andrew calls himself the world’s top live sports investor.

Investor, degenerate gambler – potato, potahto – am I right?

Through his inplayLIVE platform, Andrew’s helped thousands of students hit five, six and even seven figures in profit by sharing the live sports strategies he mastered to become a Sports Value Analyst who beats the book on the regular.

Read on for inplayLIVE reviews. 

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@the_moneynista

Natasha Verela brands herself The Moneynista. She’s a real estate investor and tax strategist.

She’s got 18 years of experience working in audit, accounting, and tax – 13 of which were with the IRS, where she examined corporate returns that reported $10 million or more in gross receipts and/or assets, and the high net worth individuals associated with those accounts.

Sheesh, no wonder she put “tax’pert” in her IG bio.

I’ll review her Money Masters Academy Tax Strategies Mastermind below.

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Caffrey Selfie

Caffrey Francis looks hot. I’d let her throw me out a window just for the chance to brush up against her.

Caffrey earned her business degree while playing tennis at Oglethorpe University. 

Over the years, she’s built multiple six-figure businesses in niches like tennis coaching, dog boarding, and salon growth.

Now, all that experience has culminated in the launch of YouEarn, a program where you’re promised up to $10k in commissions within 30 days – or you don’t pay a dime.

Hmm. Anyone else getting a whiff of something sketchy?

Read on for my YouEarn review.

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