Caroline Hannay calls herself The Momtrepreneur, says she does affiliate marketing.

But after looking into how she really makes her money, let’s just say it’s not as wholesome as you might think. 

Rewind back. She was seven months pregnant, looking for online side hustles when good ole Facebook gave her one.

She saw some chick’s Reel talking about this 15 Day Online Business Builder Challenge.

Caroline was skeptical but the algorithm wore her down with retargeting ads. So she ends up signing up.

Bridger Rogers looks more like Greg O’Gallagher than Greg O’Gallagher. Seriously, what’s this bootleg Kinobody about to sell me – mewing lessons?

Nope, remote closing. Because nothing says “sales expert” like a guy who’s spent more time closing creatine tubs than actual calls.

But bro begs to differ. Says he’s taken over 3,000 calls, banking $5.7 million in the process.

Do you believe him? It’s tough, right? I mean, he’s too pretty to grind. 

Let’s dig up some dirt on this kid, shall we?

Read on for Freedom Closer Blueprint reviews.

After Parks and Rec filmed their final episode, Jorden Makelle transitioned from acting to freelance writing.

Wait, what’s that? You’re telling me that’s not the same chick who played April Ludgate?

Well never mind then. Let’s start over.

Jorden, who has never acted but does make music, is the founder of Writing Revolt.

She sells two courses.

The first is called Killer Cold Emailing and teaches ya how to make your first $1,000 (and beyond) as a freelance writer.

The second is called F*ck Yeah Freelance Blogging and teaches ya how to write banging blog posts – that crush it for clients – so you can charge as much as $400 a pop. 

Justin Colby doesn’t pose for photos, he stares through the camera like he’s collecting souls. Look too long, and you might just feel a chill.

Now, when it comes to real estate? Justin’s got no chill. He’s done nearly 3,000 deals throughout his 17-year career.

Not only that, but over the last decade he’s been educating and mentoring other investors just like you. He claims more than 100 of ’em are now seven-figure earners. 

Justin recently teamed up with William Denis, aka Willy Numbers, to teach a concept called reverse flipping.

Read on for The Science of Reverse Flipping reviews. 

Tiffani Higgins looks like a reformed party girl. Like she used to be the life of the bonfire but now spends her weekends filming her kids’ soccer games. 

Like she could effortlessly switch between sipping mimosas at brunch with the girls and dominating the dartboard at the local dive bar with the guys.

Like she’d roll up to the county jail at 2 a.m. after your second DUI, greeting you with a big hug and a steaming cup of coffee.

Those are my first impressions, anyway.

Read this Stay-At-Home Bookkeeper Academy review to see if I nailed it or totally missed the mark.

Jesse Forrest is so white, golf plays him. If tighty whities were a person, that person is Jesse. What’s this tall glass of skim milk trying to sell you?

Copywriting courses.

Under his Start Copywriting brand, he peddles programs like How to Create a Copywriting Portfolio for $27, Copy Academy for $47/mo, Freelance Writer Blueprint for $350, 1-on-1 Zoom coaching for $600/hr, and more.

But what makes him qualified to teach?

Hold my coffee; I got this.

Read on for Start Copywriting reviews.

Rohan K Taylor has a spiritual streetwear brand called 369 Los Angeles that does about $35,000 a month in sales.

Wanna start your own successful clothing brand? Perfect.

Apparelize – Rohan’s new coaching program – has you covered like a black hoodie. 

Before 369 LA, there were many failures. Rohan would launch a brand, crash and burn, and go back to selling cars at a Honda dealership. 

It took him quite a while to find the right balance: a clothing brand that was profitable, scalable and sustainable.

Jon Benson calls himself “The Billion Dollar Copy Coach.” He’s been writing sales letters/VSLs since you were headed to Sam Goody with frosted tips and baggy jeans to cop the latest Matchbox Twenty CD.

He says he’s hacked ChatGPT to create A-list emails.

Something about a pre-prompt to get any email you need written – in about one minute – using only four words.

I feel like the copywriter in Jon wants to tell me it’ll also melt 15 pounds of stubborn fat and reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles for just four easy installments of $19.95. 

Eli Facenda calls himself Eli The Travel Guy. Dude’s been to more countries (42) than I have restaurants. Unless you count different Chipotle locations?

Excuse me while I pull myself from this tornado of shame and fix my hair.

Okay, I’m back.

Eli claims you can tick off bucket list adventures and fly first class by smartly using credit card points.

I know what you’re thinking.

When you eat nuts, it feels like you’re making peanut butter in your mouth, but when you eat grapes it doesn’t resemble jelly at all.

Also, is Eli The Travel Guy legit?

Salim Elhila is out there wakeboarding with a perfect tan, DJing, and hitting pads with his kickboxing trainer from his luxury condo in Dubai, all while enjoying a breathtaking view of that big-ass ferris wheel. 

Meanwhile, I’m on the couch draped in sweats I’ve worn for a week straight, with a ThermaCare patch clinging to my lower back.

Levels, right?

Salim describes himself as a math engineer who builds businesses. 

He partnered with Tan Gera, a former investment banker, to launch Decentralized Masters, a company that teaches you how to maximize returns in the new economy.

Alison J Prince: simultaneously inviting and blocking the sun’s advances. You have to respect the duality in that outfit. 

I feel like she’s about to ask directions to the nearest Starbucks… in Spanish.

Tell me you’re a tourist without telling me you’re a tourist, am I right?

Alison has a beautiful smile.

I’d gladly take photos of her family if she asked. I’d take a bunch – portrait and landscape – to make sure there’s at least one they like. Who knows, maybe one of ’em makes the Christmas card. 

Anyways. Read on for 0-100k System reviews.

Luna Vega probably feels about Anthropologie the way junkies feel about meth. Like, “Gurl, don’t let me loose in there. I’ma be naughty.”

The eccentric, unapologetic New Yorker speaks her mind – ain’t no tail for her to tuck.

Luna believes Etsy’s the best way for beginners to make money online.

You don’t need to show your face on social media, build a fancy website, or figure out how to drive traffic. Right? Etsy’s already got the shoppers lined up for you. 

She went from zero to $300k on Etsy in just one year – and says you can too.

Scroll down for The Etsy Selling Formula reviews.

Cayla Craft got rich recruiting people into a predatory MLM called Isagenix. Despite making millions atop the pyramid, she blew it all on material things.

Now she’s rebranding herself as a real estate mogul. 

She sells 1-on-1 mentoring, VIP Days, and a fix and flip training and resources membership called Crafted Deals. 

Can you trust this chick? I bet you’re itching like crazy to find out.

Read on for my Cayla Craft review.

Kristina Yahnke looks like she’d nibble on a Starbucks muffin all morning, never quite finishing it. Also, like she’d add a darling to the end of every sentence.

I might be way off.

According to her, she’s a wife, mother, freelance writer, and editor helping women achieve whatever they want through writing.

She’s all over the place with her offers: a free Facebook group called Women In Writing, a $99 21-Day Wealthy Freelance Writers Club, plus 6-Figure Freelancer group or 1-on-1 coaching for those with deeper pockets and bigger ambitions.

Read on for my Kristina Yahnke review.