Chelsea Ouimet went from MLM to MLM to MLM, to boutique clothing, back to network marketing, did a little social media marketing, then got into affiliate marketing. 

Affiliate marketing is the first thing that made her big money.

Before that, life was happening, debt was building.

She and her husband had just had their third kid, moved from New York to South Carolina, put their oldest in a private school they couldn’t really afford.

Then Chelsea sees this 15 Day Online Business Builder Challenge thingamajig. It only cost $7, so what the hell, right?

Elliot Phillips says you can replace your teaching salary in the next 90 days, doing work you love, feeling energized like a disco ball at a dance party.

“So if you’re a teacher,” he says, “and you’re fed up with being tired, overworked, and burnt out? Because you’re always working 70 hours per week?”

“But you are passionate about your job, you’d love to keep teaching but in a way that you have control?” he says.

“You wanna be your own boss, control your schedule, and get paid what you’re worth?” he says.

Cody Bjugan looks like he just hotboxed in your mom’s Mazda then decided to yell across the internet about how America needs you to invest in land.

Remove the PIF hat and he’s a spitting image of Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong. 

The balder the head, the bigger the business?

Appears that way.

Cody claims to make more as a land developer than he does hawking his $15,000 VestRight coaching program.

Nobody believes that but with thousands of students he’s plenty rich just from being a guru.

Read on for Cody Bjugan reviews.  

Valerie Elhurr looks as if she’s about to say, “For hair so healthy, it shines.” But no.

She’s here to help you start and scale your own coaching business to six figures and beyond.

Secret #1 is to make friends with failure.

You will fail along the way.

“This is one of the things that I attribute to my million dollar business the most,” Valerie says.

“The way my mentor described it to me is that failure is a river you have to go down. At the end, the mouth opens up into an ocean of success,” she continues.

Jonathan Cronin says what if you could replace your entire income with just one real estate deal? 

And you’d only hafta work three to five hours per week. And you could do it in 14 months or less. No cash or credit needed.

I’m a jumpy first grader lined up to go to lunch, Jonathan, tell me more.

Most real estate investors, he says, think too small. This causes ’em to take the wrong approach.

They end up wasting their time, draining their savings, hardly ever doing a deal. If they do, it doesn’t amount to much.

Carly Walton has a three-step plan for you to build a highly profitable online music studio.

Carly went to Berklee College of Music in Boston where she studied piano music education.

After graduating, she got a job teaching music at a K-8th grade school in Cambridge. Awesome job, really fun, but also a lot of work for very little pay.

Just to make ends meet, after school got out, Carly would drive around Boston giving private piano lessons.

A year into it, she was donezo like a pizza in a hot oven.

Adam Cherrington is a convicted felon who did hard time for duct taping 6.6 pounds of nose candy to his body before trying to smuggle it into Australia.

Where’d he get his moral compass from: Kmart?

But hey, he’s learned his lesson.

Now, he’s married, wears plaid shirts, and loves God. 

So you can totally trust him when he says he makes a quarter million a month as a super affiliate.

And that he’s been putting up these kinds of numbers for 20 years.

Ginger Schell looks like the mom who’d not only bake cookies for the PTA meeting but also volunteer for the field trip to the zoo, rocking a fanny pack loaded with snacks and sunscreen for everyone. 

Heck, my mom could barely show up to deliver me.

Between her narrow hips and my fat head, I s’pose we’re both lucky to be here. 

Anyways.

If you’re a professional feeling unfulfilled, burnt out, and trapped in your current job, Ginger wants to show you how to start your own transcription business.

Read on for Six-Figure Scribe reviews.

Sam Cyrus got that laid-back, luscious mane. He calls himself a software investor in the digital realm. 

Accredited investors are apparently making $70,000 in annual preferred dividend payments via his SaaS Wealth Fund.

He says cash flowing software businesses is the best investment you can make.

Running over traditional investments like a Ford F-150.

While that may be true, who the hell is this guy and can you trust him?

Read on for Sam Cyrus reviews.

Garrett Campbell says you already have experience selling products and services; you know what it takes.

But up until now, maybe you’ve struggled to find the right high level sales role. One where the earning potential has you charged up like a lightning bolt.

What if Garrett could guarantee you a six figure position as a remote closer within the next 2-4 weeks?

That, or his team will continue working with you, for free, until you get there.

Too good to be true?

Read on for Better Endeavors reviews.

Wes Baiz out here looking like the main character in a shampoo commercial. I feel like he’s about to say, “Let the best of you shine through,” or something.

Anyways.

If you’ve been in sales for a long time like Wes, you know the anxiety that comes with it. The inconsistent income. The pressure to meet targets. The chaos.

This road ends in either burnout or cracking a beer for breakfast. 

Exactly why Wes pivoted to owning a sales agency five years ago. Since then, he’s made over eight figures in consistent income without closing deals himself. 

Jonathan Gelardi used to be a server and bartender in New York City. His back always hurt. He was making no money.

If he was lucky, he could get like one week off a year. Hardly ever saw his family.

Then he got into sales and everything changed.

He was able to work from anywhere. He chose his own hours. He started making a ton of money. 

It literally saved his life. 

Jonathan’s Sales Igniter program is him sending the elevator back down.

Jay Shetty? I’d rather be mugged and bleed out from a stab wound while someone films without calling 911 than endure another one of his stolen clichés.

Jay pushes his Jay Shetty Certification School to millions of sheeple who idolize him on social media.

They apparently help life coaches get trained, certified, and go on to build thriving businesses.

“Something inside is telling you that if you took your unique blend of wisdom and experience and channeled it through the medium of coaching,” Shetty says, “you’d be able to have a huge impact in the lives of real people.”

Read on for Jay Shetty Certification School reviews. 

Banx Management paid for a Forbes puff piece to convince you they’re a legitimate OnlyFans growth agency.

You would think they’d be busy trying to get more models under management. But no, all they wanna do now is sell you a done-for-you OF Automation System. A NSFW franchise, if you will.

Michael Noicos and Fletcher Ladd are the guys behind Banx.

Before this, they peddled done-for-you ecom stores for $15k a pop through a company called Ecom Capital. 

Can you say opportunists?

What’s next: done-for-you altcoin investing? No, I got it: done-for-you AI agency. “Bro, that could be huge!” I can almost hear Michael telling Fletcher.