Banx Management paid for a Forbes puff piece to convince you they’re a legitimate OnlyFans growth agency.
You would think they’d be busy trying to get more models under management. But no, all they wanna do now is sell you a done-for-you OF Automation System. A NSFW franchise, if you will.
Michael Noicos and Fletcher Ladd are the guys behind Banx.
Before this, they peddled done-for-you ecom stores for $15k a pop through a company called Ecom Capital.
Can you say opportunists?
What’s next: done-for-you altcoin investing? No, I got it: done-for-you AI agency. “Bro, that could be huge!” I can almost hear Michael telling Fletcher.
But back to OnlyFans.
Micheal claims Banx has over 1,000 “profit angels” (okay, Hugh Hefner) making them anywhere from $5- to $10k per month. Banx keeps 50% of that.
If those numbers are right, Banx is pulling in about $4 milli a month helping blondes shake their silicone tah-tahs into an iPhone 15.
Instead of scaling to a billion jillion dollars a month, Banx inexplicably wants to invite a buncha strangers to share in the upside.
This is where you come in.
The demand for talent management is bigger than the biggest BBL you’ve ever seen.
An OnlyFans creator might make $1,000 a month on her own. A manager can 10x that by optimizing her marketing and monetization strategy.
Which is why these chicks are cool coughing up half. They’re still coming out way ahead.
Take Kristen, for example. Before working with Banx, she was doing a measly $100 a month on OF. Within 24 hours of launching with Banx, she had made over $2,000.
Her mom must be beaming with pride.
Josefa’s success story is even more impressive. From $10 a month to $10k thanks to Banx’s hyper growth system.
Teisha went from $1,000 a month to $1,000 a day.
Teisha is also someone’s daughter.
Banx has Playboy Bunnies (I knew it!) and Maxim Models as clients.
Michael sees no reason you can’t make $30-, $50-, even up to $100,000 per month exploiting (oops I meant representing) such talent. And that money would be entirely passive.
Michael looks like an actor in a low budget film whose character sells real estate in LA.
He talks with a mouthful of spit. Like he should be singing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” during the seventh-inning stretch of a Cubs game on WGN.
Picture getting your dream house and dream car and everybody being envious of you, Michael pitches. Picture never again having to worry about money.
- Jobless, you wake up and head to a cozy cafe for breakfast.
- Next, you hit the gym and do chest and arms for an epic pump.
- Now it’s straight to the beach – before the pump wears off – for vitamin D plus gawkin’ at girls.
- Then lunch with the homies.
- Maybe some light reading and a nap after that.
- Finish it off with dinner and drinks with bae – assuming you haven’t already dumped her ass.
- Wake up tomorrow, repeat.
This could be your new reality as soon as your OnlyFans Profit Agency goes live, Michael says.
In as little as a day, the team at Banx will build your agency, give you five hot models, and ensure they’re making you profits. Completely automated.
Stationed in Gold Coast, Australia, they’ll play matchmaker: sun-drenched temptresses meet eager wallets at $14.99 per month, over on OnlyFans.com.
Banx then hires chatters to message these subscribers, pretending to be the girls, upselling them racier content. You pocket half.
If that’s not money you can feel good about, I don’t know what is. I mean, you didn’t even have to backhand anybody.
“We don’t actually do any work,” Michael brags.
“We just spend the profits, living like kings, partying like rockstars,” he adds.
“Look, you’re not doing this to build the next Amazon. You’re here to get money. This is a cash cow business.”
Iceberg Slim probably giggling in his grave right about now.
If I had to guess, this’ll cost ya tens of thousands to buy into.
Wonder why Michael and Fletcher are on the sidelines – telling you to get in the game – if it’s so amazing.