Luke Belmar’s the type of dude who’d pull out just so he can finish on himself.
I can see him installing a cold plunge in his sauna, freeing up precious minutes to update his vision board, touch grass, or rant about the perils of tap water.
He’s got that “Agent Smith is about to kick down my door at any minute” energy.
Preaches stoicism, lives lavishly, transcends hypocrisy.
Am I right?
But anyways, enough judging. You’re here to find out whether or not you should join the man’s cult.
Read on for my Capital Club review.
Despite the internet being around for over 25 years, Luke believes we’re just now entering a digital gold rush.
You’ve got 17-year-olds opening up sneaker shops, doing tens of thousands a month, all the way up to people making millions of dollars in crypto.
And it’s all happening right at your fingertips.
But you’re too busy watching “Stepmom Shares Bed With Stepson” videos to notice.
Or maybe you have noticed but don’t feel qualified to start your own side hustle. After all, your only real business experience is selling Adderall to your brother’s friends.
Well, Luke’s here to change all that.
After subjecting me to a torturous rehash of the 1848 California gold rush – grinding me down into a shell of my former self – he finally pitches his Capital Club membership.
It’s designed to help you take advantage of the greatest opportunity in modern history.
Yes, the digital gold rush.
Something Luke’s been cashing in on ever since launching his first Shopify store and buying bitcoin back when it was just $588.
The Capital Club gives you access to the same education and network that allowed Luke to win.
Inside, you’ll find training on:
- Ecommerce
- Social media
- Content marketing
- Stock trading
- Flipping timepieces
- Data sets
- Paid ads
- Biohacking
- Social dynamics
And more! All the blueprints, insights, strategies, mentorship, and ongoing support needed to strike gold online and off.
And with companies tossing employees aside for AI and automation, taking this lifeline isn’t just smart, it’s necessary for survival, Luke warns.
My tail’s wagging like an old dog in the back of an F-150 to hear more.
Luke describes the Capital Club as a curated ecosystem of experts – a collective that cost him over $5 million to bring together.
He claims it’s unparalleled, perhaps hoping you’ve never come across Andrew Tate’s The Real World.
There are three main pillars:
- Academy: hundreds of hours of Hollywood-quality educational videos.
- Marketplace: special deals and discounts on essential tools and software.
- Community: a global tribe of ambitious, like-minded individuals.
Or, as I see it, a more ghetto version of MasterClass, tailored to dudes who wear oversized black tees and practice Wim Hof breathwork.
There’s even live events where you and other eager attendees can gather to absorb Luke’s nuggets of wisdom, like: “Rap music bad, walking good.”
Be sure and take notes.
Or don’t bother. Just stay put.
Keep hitting the pen and binge-watching Family Guy from your modest two-bedroom, one-and-a-half-bath starter home that smells like fried chicken and regret.
Because, let’s face it, that might be as good as it gets.
For everyone else, the Capital Club costs a mere $599/year and comes with a 14-day refund period in case you wuss out.
Price jumps to $888 soon, so don’t delay.
The one upsell I know of is the Gem Hunters Membership, which costs 1 $ETH per year. It gives you access to private Telegram lobbies, real-life crypto meetups, VIP live sessions, and monthly reports.
To my surprise, Capital Club members appear mostly satisfied.
After 1,834 Trustpilot reviews, they’ve got an impressive 4.7-star average.
But check out the 1-star reviews, and you’ll find accusations that everything about Luke is fake: his name, his backstory, even the 5-star reviews.
One former student, George, called the Club “a glorified Discord server full of preteens and young adults with no actual value to share.”
Others say it’s a scam, complaining that Luke rambles on without proof of his success and only shows up when there’s something new to sell.
So I’ll let you be the judge.
As for me? I’m unpausing “Leggo My Meg-O” from season 10, episode 20 as we speak.
Q&A
Q: How old is Luke?
A: Almost 29 at the time of writing this. I’ll give it to him: for a guy who’s not even 30, he’s got more life advice than an 80-year-old at a barbershop.
Q: How tall is he?
A: Not exactly sure but his brother Nate is 6’1″, and Luke looks about the same. Fun fact: Luke said he gained an inch and a half by stretching his spine every day. Now if anyone figures out how to add an inch and a half somewhere else… let me know. I’ll pass the information along to “my friend.”
Q: Where was he born?
A: Argentina. Moved to the States at 16, and now he’s as American as God, guns, and gays.
Q: Why do Luke, his brother, and his parents have a different last name than his grandparents?
A: Word is, Luke’s father switched his last name from Uria to Belmar after his dad (Luke’s grandpa) left when he was young. Luke says he’s used Belmar for years, as proven by an old Twitter handle. I had the opposite situation: my grandpa was a stand-up guy, but my dad mostly just smoked and yelled and hit me with the belt.
Q: Is he married?
A: Nope. No wifey. But he’s got a girlfriend he swears he’ll be faithful to for life. Cue Luke snapping about how “marriage is just government cosplay, but our souls are already under contract” or some shit. Classic Luke. Always going against the grain for clout.
Q: Does he have a Wikipedia page?
A: I was gonna smart off and say Wikipedia doesn’t bother with guys who make money teaching other guys how to make money, but then I remembered Andrew Tate has a whole ass page. So, fair question. But no – as of now, no chunky paragraphs with blue links and footnotes chronicling Luke’s every move.
Q: How do I get ahold of Luke?
A: Either act like an unhinged weirdo in his comments or try an email:
- Luke.Belmar@Gmail.com
- Hello@Capital.Club
Q: Got his mailing address by chance?
A: As long as you promise not to Baby Reindeer him:
- Capital Club, LLC
601 Brickell Key Drive, Suite 700
Miami, Florida 33131
Q: Any idea what his net worth is?
A: The headline from Luke’s latest puff piece says he went from broke to $42 million. If half goes to taxes and half of what’s left goes to lifestyle, that leaves Luke with about $11 million. That would be my best guess. Whatever the number, it could 3-4x after the next bull run.
Q: What’s his take on meme coins?
A: He believes meme coins are the purest form of crypto – all about trends, teams, and narratives. Once you get this, you can try to find a winner on every chain. Who’s got the best PR and marketing? Is there enough exit liquidity? Where are we in the overall cycle? According to Luke, these are the questions you should be asking if you’re gonna gamble part of your stack on meme coins.
Q: What’s Reddit saying about Capital Club?
A: That it’s a scam and the only ones getting rich are Luke and his insufferable influencer buddies. One guy said he called Luke out as a grifter, and Luke fired back with an abusive tirade via Facebook Messenger. “He’s a fragile charlatan with a massive ego,” the guy concluded. Damn. That was somewhere between honest opinion and grounds for a 187.
Q: Better Business Bureau?
A: Luke must be doing something right ’cause he’s nowhere to be found on the BBB. Closest thing is a Capital Club gym, and I doubt they’re teaching TikTok dropshipping in between spin classes.
Q: Is the Capital Club waitlist real or just a marketing ploy?
A: I’m leaning towards the latter. If anyone can sign up anytime for the same price, why rush? But if Luke dangles the offer in front of 10,000 bros in Aviators, puffing cigars, doomscrolling while The Matrix plays on mute in the background, and then cracks the doors open for a “limited time”? Yeah, those mofos are enrolling.
Q: Is there a Capital Club promo code?
A: That’s the kind of broke-brain thinking that keeps you stuck in your mom’s rat-infested basement. Luke doesn’t discount, alright? He doubles the price and calls it exclusive.
Q: Know where I can get a free download?
A: Oh, you mean stealing? Newsflash: we’re not in high school, this isn’t Claire’s, and Capital Club ain’t a pair of diamond studs you can just slip in your pocket and dip, praying the sensors don’t go off. Pay the man and log in like a grown adult if you’re that serious about it.
Q: Does Capital Club have an affiliate program?
A: Indeed. It’s called the Ambassador Program. Incentives vary based on the quality and consistency of your social media spamming. Submit an application to join at Capital.Club/ambassadors.
Q: Got a Capital Club alternative for me?
A: I mean, would Luke say “Uh oh boys, we’ve got company” when the cops roll up? You know it. Here’s my top side hustle.