Luke Belmar’s the type of dude who’d pull out just so he can finish on himself.
I can see him installing a cold plunge in his sauna, freeing up precious minutes to update his vision board, touch grass, or rant about the perils of tap water.
He’s got that “Agent Smith is about to kick down my door at any minute” energy.
Preaches stoicism, lives lavishly, transcends hypocrisy.
Am I right?
But anyways, enough judging. You’re here to find out whether or not you should join the man’s cult.
Read on for my Capital Club review.
Despite the internet being around for over 25 years, Luke believes we’re just now entering a digital gold rush.
You’ve got 17-year-olds opening up sneaker shops, doing tens of thousands a month, all the way up to people making millions of dollars in crypto.
And it’s all happening right at your fingertips.
But you’re too busy watching “Stepmom Shares Bed With Stepson” videos to notice.
Or maybe you have noticed but don’t feel qualified to start your own side hustle. After all, your only real business experience is selling Adderall to your brother’s friends.
Well, Luke’s here to change all that.
After subjecting me to a torturous rehash of the 1848 California gold rush – grinding me down into a shell of my former self – he finally pitches his Capital Club membership.
It’s designed to help you take advantage of the greatest opportunity in modern history.
Yes, the digital gold rush.
Something Luke’s been cashing in on ever since launching his first Shopify store and buying bitcoin back when it was just $588.
The Capital Club gives you access to the same education and network that allowed Luke to win.
Inside, you’ll find training on:
- Ecommerce
- Social media
- Content marketing
- Stock trading
- Flipping timepieces
- Data sets
- Paid ads
Yep, all the blueprints, insights, strategies, mentorship, and ongoing support needed to strike gold on the internet.
And with companies tossing employees aside for AI and automation, taking this lifeline isn’t just smart, it’s necessary for survival, Luke warns.
Dunno about you, but my tail’s wagging like an old yellow lab in the back of a rusty Ford pickup to hear more.
Luke describes the Capital Club as a curated ecosystem of experts – a collective that cost him over $5 million to bring together.
He claims it’s unparalleled, perhaps hoping you’ve never come across Andrew Tate’s The Real World.
There are three main pillars:
- Academy: hundreds of hours of Hollywood-quality educational videos.
- Marketplace: special deals and discounts on essential tools and software.
- Community: a global tribe of ambitious, like-minded individuals.
Or, as I see it, a more ghetto version of MasterClass, tailored to dudes who wear oversized black tees and practice Wim Hof breathwork.
There’s even live events where you and other eager attendees can gather to absorb Luke’s nuggets of wisdom, like: “Rap music bad, walking good.”
Be sure and take notes.
Or don’t bother. Just stay put.
Keep hitting the pen and binge-watching Family Guy from your modest two-bedroom, one-and-a-half-bath starter home that smells like fried chicken and regret.
Because, let’s face it, that might be as good as it gets.
For everyone else, the Capital Club costs a mere $599/year and comes with a 14-day refund period in case you wuss out.
Price jumps to $888 soon, so don’t delay.
To my surprise, Capital Club members appear mostly satisfied.
After 1,787 Trustpilot reviews, they’ve got an impressive 4.7-star average.
However, take a gander at the 1-star critiques, and you’ll find accusations that everything about Luke – from his name to his backstory, even down to those glowing reviews – is fabricated.
So I’ll let you be the judge.
As for me? I’m unpausing “Leggo My Meg-O” from season 10, episode 20 as we speak.