Salim Elhila is out there wakeboarding with a perfect tan, DJing, and hitting pads with his kickboxing trainer from his luxury condo in Dubai, all while enjoying a breathtaking view of that big-ass ferris wheel.
Meanwhile, I’m on the couch draped in sweats I’ve worn for a week straight, with a ThermaCare patch clinging to my lower back.
Levels, right?
Salim describes himself as a math engineer who builds businesses.
He partnered with Tan Gera, a former investment banker, to launch Decentralized Masters, a company that teaches you how to maximize returns in the new economy.
Tan left his six-figure job on Wall Street to pursue “decentralized finance.”
It seems to be working out for him.
Now he’s cashing checks for $6,000, $9,000, and even $17,000 every single day.
And the crazy part? It only takes a few clicks.
Something about a secret $250 billion industry – hidden in plain sight – that only 0.02% of the world’s population is currently tapping into.
Instead of keeping this lucrative discovery to themselves, Tan and Salim are choosing to run ads and share it with the world.
Makes total sense.
Salim claims that billionaires are using this system to multiply their wealth at record speeds.
I’d rather he shank me in the throat with a No. 2 pencil than butter me up like this, but okay.
Early adopters, so the spiel goes, can make lifelong wealth from this opportunity.
Salim explains how retail investors and hedge funds take great risks every year just to chase modest gains.
Wait, the S&P 500’s super risky? Right, got it.
Meanwhile, GigaChads like Salim and Tan are effortlessly generating returns of 50 to 400% via decentralized finance, or DeFi for short.
There’s no need to time the market, wrestle with complex technical analysis, or even consider selling their precious portfolios.
Just copy and paste a proven process – simple as slipping on ice.
Salim’s buddy Max, who works at an insurance firm, doubled his salary passively with this method.
And they’re positioning this as one of the most secure ways to turn your spare change into a fortune.
Blockchain technology (yes, crypto) makes this possible.
Now, it’s common knowledge most of crypto is just a bunch of degens throwing money at meme coins, hoping the number goes up.
Unfortunately, for 95% of traders, it never does. They lose everything.
But what if you could harness this volatile yet promising technology by essentially becoming the bank, ripping a page straight from their playbook?
Here’s how it works.
Deposit any money you’re comfortable with into stablecoins, place these in liquidity pools for borrowing, and collect interest.
Since this operates outside traditional finance, the returns can be astronomically high. For example, 78% on a bad day, and hundreds of percent if you know where to look.
The time commitment? Comparable to making a cup of coffee.
Consider this:
Investing $100,000 in the stock market might grow to $147,000 over five years.
But with inflation eroding your purchasing power, you’d still be poorer overall.
Whereas, Decen Masters can supposedly turn $100,000 into millions within the same timeframe.
And it’s all secured by immutable smart contracts that eliminate any risk of loss.
Yeah, I’m not buying that. The crypto world’s notorious for hacks and rug pulls.
Conclusion?
I’d rather roll around in a wet pile of rotting garbage than enroll in Tan and Salim’s Decnetralized Masters program.
Plus, according to discussions on Reddit, joining costs a fortune.
And yeah, I’m still puzzled as to why you’d share a license to print money with anyone who’ll listen.