Jacob May stars in today’s episode of This Is Stupid and I Hate It, because nothing boils my blood like a guy whose entire identity is “I paid Grant Cardone a fortune for the privilege of building his brand.”
Why would anyone do that?
Maybe because he’s young and dumb and doesn’t know any better.
I mean, the kid flexes his Ford Mustang 5.0 on social media like it’s a Bugatti. What’s one of those brand new – $55k?
Quick:
Somebody call the valet at Olive Garden, we’ve got a billionaire pulling up for the Unlimited Soup, Salad, and Breadsticks.
(I’m going to hell.)
Read on for The Real Sales Academy reviews.
Jacob wants to put $200k to $500k in your pocket within the next 12 months.
You better have some Hammer pants to fit all that – and a sturdy belt to keep ’em up.
This is for you if:
- You’re already in sales but wanna level up and land the offer of your dreams.
- You know about sales, want to get into it, but don’t know how.
If either describes you, Real Sales Academy is calling your name.
Jacob says it’s the only sales course that isn’t complete bullshit. Meanwhile, his pitch video uses Impact font and his RSA logo looks like it was designed during a stroke, by someone having one.
Nonetheless, your results are his number one obsession.
And he wants you to know – this is more college than course. “The Harvard of sales training and placement,” if you will.
I most certainly won’t, but okay.
Anyways, here’s the deal. They’ll:
- Bring you in and teach you a real skill set.
- Put you on a real offer.
- Have you earning real commissions in just 14 days.
Jacob reminds us that he worked under billionaire Grant Cardone, selling $7.3 million worth of his endless, half-assed programs. He even got to fly around the country, building sales teams for Uncle G.
So yeah, Jacob knows what he’s doing.
But as far as he’s concerned, there’s nobody else showing reps how to succeed.
Weird, considering I’ve reviewed more cigar-puffing sales bros than there are deadbeat dads dodging child support.
RSAMentoring.com provides the following:
- Skill Assessment – They’ll grill you 1-on-1 to figure out your strengths, weaknesses, current job situation, and whatever personal baggage is holding you back. Then, they’ll build a game plan to fix it.
- Custom Training – They’ll rush you through a tailored curriculum designed to get you ready for placement fast as hell. Finish that, and you’ll have to pass tests and live role-play scenarios to prove you’re actually competent. (Makes sense, but I’d rather die.)
- Interview Prep – They’ll help you create a killer resume, record intro videos, and teach you how to make an interviewer melt into a puddle of yes so you exit out of Zoom with the job.
- Guaranteed Placement – You’ll definitely land a multi-six-figure remote sales role with a vetted company through their proprietary Placement Portal. No “maybe,” no “we’ll see.” You’re getting hired, king.
Just think, two weeks from now, you could be pacing around your kitchen, closing calls for the likes of:
- Grant Cardone, the 10x senior citizen powered by TRT and raging Napoleon complex.
- Tony Robbins, the buck-toothed behemoth with paws the size of catcher’s mitts.
- Alex Hormozi, the flannel-clad former protein powder salesman with a wife who could fold you like a lawn chair.
These companies want you because of the training and verification Jacob’s team puts you through.
Because two weeks is plenty of time to master anything.
To be fair, they do offer continuing education. So maybe you’ll figure it out before anyone notices.
Alright, how much does Real Sales Academy cost?
Jacob says it depends on what you need, which might just be code for: How much you got?
Look, good kid, decent offer.
In a few years, he’ll probably cringe himself into another dimension over that “Harvard of sales training” line – but hey, we all make mistakes.