Jon Melillo has a way to make money that’ll leave you absolutely aching with excitement.
You’ll wanna pull the Beretta over on a gravel road, slide your seat back, and let it climb on top of you until it gets pregnant. That’s how much you’ll lust for it.
Jon, who reminds me of a Minecraft character with his blocky head, calls it drop servicing.
(Not a diss! Great jawline!)
But basically: sell services to customers, outsource the work, and keep the change.
Jon and his business partners, Mark Gross and Parker Jay Smith, have done this in the cleaning niche.
Read on for Drop Service Academy reviews.
A remote cleaning business lets you:
- Be your own boss.
- Work whenever and wherever you want.
- Have a fully automated system and team doing the (literal) dirty work.
If you’re willing to devote 2-3 hours a day to this, Jon places your odds of success at 99.9%.
My man’s bending the truth like it’s made of taffy, but I appreciate the conviction.
Here’s where it comes from:
Their companies – Pristine Cleaners, Miami Maids, and Music City Cleaners – collectively bring in over $60,000 per month.
They expect that number to grow as they take on bigger projects like warehouses, factories, gyms, banks, and office buildings.
They’re laying waste to South Florida, with 5-star reviews stacking higher than a guido’s blowout.
The best part?
Jon, Mark, and piggity Parker manage all of this in 10 hours a month, tops.
Drop Service Academy breaks it all down into five simple steps.
Step 1 is the laying the foundation.
So, registering your business, setting up the proper insurances – things like that.
Dull as dishwater, but you can’t skip it.
Step 2 is finding the right providers.
Your cleaners are your most valuable asset, but good ones are hard to come by.
Jon and the boys will show you where to find the cream of the crop and how to hire them as independent contractors. That way, you don’t have to provide benefits or anything like that.
Then they’ll teach you how to onboard, train, supervise, and communicate with them.
You’ll get contracts and templates, too.
Step 3 is customer acquisition.
You’ll discover free and paid ways to get leads:
- Google organic
- Google Local Service Ads
- Google My Business (the Maps section)
- Thumbtack
- Facebook ads
- Yelp
- Networking
- Referrals
Then, how to turn those leads into high-dollar sales.
Not only that, but securing weekly, every other week, or monthly service contracts to fatten up your MRR.
Step 4 is automation.
Here’s where virtual assistants, software, tools, and standard operating procedures (SOPs) come into play.
Unless, of course, you insist on doing everything yourself, odd duck.
Step 5 is scaling.
At this point, your remote cleaning business is probably generating around $10,000 to $30,000 per month.
You’ve built a premiere team of cleaners, VAs, and managers.
You’re free to focus on one thing and one thing only: How can I make more money?
Well, strap on your moon boots, dickhead, ’cause Jon and his crew are about to launch your ass into the stratosphere.
Expand your services statewide, land Airbnb clients, rentals, commercial properties, hospitality buildings – you name it.
And no, you don’t need any prior marketing, sales, or business experience to do this.
Jon pitches with his head tilted down, looking up through his eyelids. He somehow manages to look old enough to have four kids yet young enough to be cramming for an organic chem test.
He points at the camera and announces his guarantee:
Make $12,000 in revenue in 80 days, or get a full refund.
Drop Service Academy costs $4,400, by the way.
As for the business model?
No way I’d want all that responsibility. It sounds like having my insides ripped out, run over with a lawnmower, and then shoved back in.
Q&A
Q: Is drop servicing still profitable?
A: It can be, but it’s getting tougher. With more competition and customers growing savvier, margins are shrinking like cheer moms on Ozempic. Cleaning’s a good niche though. We’re too tired and lazy to scrub the grout lines in the shower and sweep up all the hair – and robots are still a long ways out – so the demand is strong.
Q: How does Reddit feel about Drop Service Academy?
A: Jon, Mark, and Jay have managed to dodge Reddit’s wrath so far. But generally, Redditors are skeptical of remote cleaning biz opps. If it’s such a cash cow, they wonder, why create more competition? Or why not franchise it and collect half the profits instead of selling a coaching program? Are they not confident you’ll make money?
Q: Are remote cleaning businesses legit?
A: Legit? Sure. Easy? Not even close. Appealing? Ha! Dealing with accounting, payroll, no-show cleaners, chipped cabinets, shattered vases, negative reviews, and constant turnover? I’d rather lick the soap scum off a strip club sink than tackle all that.
Q: Alright, smarty, so how do you make money?
A: Actually, you just made me money. Watch this explainer video.