Jesse Forrest is so white, golf plays him. If tighty whities were a person, that person is Jesse. What’s this tall glass of skim milk trying to sell you?
Copywriting courses.
Under his Start Copywriting brand, he peddles programs like How to Create a Copywriting Portfolio for $27, Copy Academy for $47/mo, Freelance Writer Blueprint for $350, 1-on-1 Zoom coaching for $600/hr, and more.
Jon Benson calls himself “The Billion Dollar Copy Coach.” He’s been writing sales letters/VSLs since you were headed to Sam Goody with frosted tips and baggy jeans to cop the latest Matchbox Twenty CD.
He says he’s hacked ChatGPT to create A-list emails.
Something about a pre-prompt to get any email you need written – in about one minute – using only four words.
I feel like the copywriter in Jon wants to tell me it’ll also melt 15 pounds of stubborn fat and reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles for just four easy installments of $19.95.
Eli Facenda calls himself Eli The Travel Guy. Dude’s been to more countries (42) than I have restaurants. Unless you count different Chipotle locations?
Excuse me while I pull myself from this tornado of shame and fix my hair.
Okay, I’m back.
Eli claims you can tick off bucket list adventures and fly first class by smartly using credit card points.
I know what you’re thinking.
When you eat nuts, it feels like you’re making peanut butter in your mouth, but when you eat grapes it doesn’t resemble jelly at all.
Alison J Prince: simultaneously inviting and blocking the sun’s advances. You have to respect the duality in that outfit.
I feel like she’s about to ask directions to the nearest Starbucks… in Spanish.
Tell me you’re a tourist without telling me you’re a tourist, am I right?
Alison has a beautiful smile.
I’d gladly take photos of her family if she asked. I’d take a bunch – portrait and landscape – to make sure there’s at least one they like. Who knows, maybe one of ’em makes the Christmas card.
Salim Elhila is out there wakeboarding with a perfect tan, DJing, and hitting pads with his kickboxing trainer from his luxury condo in Dubai, all while enjoying a breathtaking view of that big-ass ferris wheel.
Meanwhile, I’m on the couch draped in sweats I’ve worn for a week straight, with a ThermaCare patch clinging to my lower back.
Levels, right?
Salim describes himself as a math engineer who builds businesses.
He partnered with Tan Gera, a former investment banker, to launch Decentralized Masters, a company that teaches you how to maximize returns in the new economy.
Luna Vega probably feels about Anthropologie the way junkies feel about meth. Like, “Gurl, don’t let me loose in there. I’ma be naughty.”
The eccentric, unapologetic New Yorker speaks her mind – ain’t no tail for her to tuck.
Luna believes Etsy’s the best way for beginners to make money online.
You don’t need to show your face on social media, build a fancy website, or figure out how to drive traffic. Right? Etsy’s already got the shoppers lined up for you.
She went from zero to $300k on Etsy in just one year – and says you can too.
Cayla Craft got rich recruiting people into a predatory MLM called Isagenix. Despite making millions atop the pyramid, she blew it all on material things.
Now she’s rebranding herself as a real estate mogul.
She sells 1-on-1 mentoring, VIP Days, and a fix and flip training and resources membership called Crafted Deals.
Can you trust this chick? I bet you’re itching like crazy to find out.
Kristina Yahnke looks like she’d nibble on a Starbucks muffin all morning, never quite finishing it. Also, like she’d add a darling to the end of every sentence.
I might be way off.
According to her, she’s a wife, mother, freelance writer, and editor helping women achieve whatever they want through writing.
She’s all over the place with her offers: a free Facebook group called Women In Writing, a $99 21-Day Wealthy Freelance Writers Club, plus 6-Figure Freelancer group or 1-on-1 coaching for those with deeper pockets and bigger ambitions.
Amanda Williams, better known as Amanda The Traveling Realtor, is a top 1% earner at eXp Realty.
A lot of people think that company’s a pyramid scheme.
Except the members who’ve wisely ranked blog posts at the top of Google to tell you, “Nope, definitely not a pyramid scheme, now go ‘head and join my downline.”
Pretty hilarious.
Anyways, Amanda also sells short-term and mid-term rental courses, such as her Halo Method Arbitrage System.
She’s even got an affiliate link to Storylines, where you can live abroad a luxury residential ship and travel the world.
Julian Hurt, better known as Lil Cross, has his tatted hands in a little bit of everything.
He raps. He runs Dead to the World, a collective of rappers in the Bradenton area. He used to consult for other artists, helping them monetize their music. Now he’s made that into a course.
Not a musician? Not a problem. Lil Cross has a way for you to make money as well.
Tresa Todd founded WREIN – as in Women’s Real Estate Investment Network – to help other ladies transform their lives and create lasting success through real estate investing.
It took Tresa 51 years to figure out, “Oh, maybe promotions and pay raises aren’t the best way to build wealth. Maybe I should become an investor.”
But investing’s risky if you don’t know what you’re doing. This causes fear. And fear paralyzes you from taking action, doesn’t it?
Well guess what?
Auntie Tresa’s here to run your fear down the garbage disposal. That way, you can walk in your destiny.
Michael Shreeve Jr. walks into a library in downtown Portland back in 2007, tells the librarian, “So yeah, I’m homeless and I need to make money. Any ideas?” She points him to some books on ghostwriting, copywriting, and business.
“Hold my cardboard sign,” I imagine Mike saying, before devouring said books.
That eventually led to freelance writing, which led to a roof over his head.
After working for some of his personal heroes, helping them create and launch books, Mike stepped out from behind the scenes to teach and assist other business owners.
Brittany Lewis helps Etsy sellers create six-figure shops leveraging print on demand. She’s done over $600k so far on Etsy, putting her in the top 1% of all sellers.
The best part? No inventory, no ads, and no social media.
Now she’s sharing her secrets with others.
One of her students did $100k in sales in a single month. Another did $1k in five days. Someone else did $1k in 24 hours.
Good for them. Will it work for you?
Read every word of this Top Seller Secret review to find out.
