Myles Kronman out here looking like the poster child for fuckbois. Bro probably went to ASU and double-majored in Chill and Vibe.
He says he’s built multiple eight-figure companies, but his Instagram’s screaming “trust fund kid.”
However he’s financing that playboy lifestyle, he wants you to believe freelance copywriting – writing emails and social media posts for brands – will have you flying private to party with plastic people in Miami.
Is Myles Kronman legit, or should we swap the Kr for a C?
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Shocker: Myles promises you can do this without any experience, tech skills, or startup money.
He claims he and hundreds of others have been making a grip with this simple business model for over seven years now.
The difference today? For the first time ever, nearly 95% of the copywriting process can be automated.
Thanks to – yep, you guessed it – AI.
Which has made it so easy, literally anyone can do it – even your idiot buddy who got caught gooning in a Culver’s drive-thru.
Busy with school, a job, or raising kids? Not a problem. This is something you can still do, on the side.
It’s the quickest, most beginner-friendly way to make money online – according to Myles, who’s totally not biased or anything.
But yeah.
In less than an hour a day, using only your laptop and a WiFi connection, you too can become a highly-paid copywriter.
And the demand is booming. Just ask that random Yahoo article headline that Myles references. (Amazing how Yahoo finds time to publish articles between delivering spam emails and ensuring as many grandparents as possible fall victim to phishing scams.)
Here are some of Myles’ supposed star pupils:
- Chelsea, a mother of two who dropped outta high school, now makes between $7k and $10k a month as an AI copywriter.
- Stanley, 68 years old and freshly retired from a career as a doorman, has already pocketed over $48,000 in just a few months. Myles shows a photo of “Stanley” and his wife that’s definitely AI-generated.
- Raushid – another AI photo, no doubt – was living in a shelter, surviving on canned tuna, rice, and beans. But he followed the steps like a good boy and pulled off a record month of $71,500.
Myles, bro, I believe you like I believe Kamala owns a Glock.
Everything about this dude seems fishy.
Of course, he’s quoted in a Forbes article that reads like he went straight to ChatGPT and typed, “make me sound smart.”
And his Social Key Media – allegedly responsible for more than $1 billion in client sales through strategic Facebook ads – has three Facebook likes, eight LinkedIn followers, and zero presence anywhere else online.
No Trustpilot. No Reddit. No BBB. Nothing.
Yet it brags about working with Red Bull, Rolling Stone, Hard Rock Hotel, Von Dutch, and more. What in the actual fuck.
But let’s ignore the red flags, flashing neon lights, and blaring sirens for a second.
Imagine having a handful of clients paying you $5k, $10k, even $20k a month – every single month, like clockwork.
You’d be flush with cash, wouldn’t you?
You could jet off to Italy, buy your dream car fresh off the lot, and then a waterfront home like the one you had on your vision board.
This isn’t a pipe dream – Myles is living it.
He’s got a red Ferrari with MYLES K on the plate, a hot girlfriend he bought a horse for (you can’t make this shit up), and, apparently, he and some short old guy he towers over – his so-called business partner – bought a $14 million yacht together.
Perhaps the oddest thing in all of this? Is:
Wouldn’t you think a mega-millionaire copywriter would use his one golden skill to market himself online? Myles has barely strung together a sentence on any of his accounts.
I mean, I am on the brink over here!
If Copywriting University cost pocket lint, I’d still pass.
Whatever’s going on here, I feel like it ends with a Dateline special.