Ginger Schell looks like the mom who’d not only bake cookies for the PTA meeting but also volunteer for the field trip to the zoo, rocking a fanny pack loaded with snacks and sunscreen for everyone.
Heck, my mom could barely show up to deliver me.
Between her narrow hips and my fat head, I s’pose we’re both lucky to be here.
Anyways.
If you’re a professional feeling unfulfilled, burnt out, and trapped in your current job, Ginger wants to show you how to start your own transcription business.
Chris Naugle looks thirsty as fuck but not for water. Seriously, tell your girl to stand in front of the oven to warm up Chris’s dinner. That’s the vibe I’m getting.
Then again, maybe I’ve got him all wrong.
His IG says: “Speaker, author, husband, father. #1 money mentor. Former pro skateboarder. Host of HGTV’s Risky Builders.”
Yokay. Maybe he’s not a playboy.
But if he’s not, is he at least a shyster? I really wanted to roast this guy, so let’s find out together.
Garrett Campbell says you already have experience selling products and services; you know what it takes.
But up until now, maybe you’ve struggled to find the right high level sales role. One where the earning potential has you charged up like a lightning bolt.
What if Garrett could guarantee you a six figure position as a remote closer within the next 2-4 weeks?
That, or his team will continue working with you, for free, until you get there.
Wes Baiz out here looking like the main character in a shampoo commercial. I feel like he’s about to say, “Let the best of you shine through,” or something.
Anyways.
If you’ve been in sales for a long time like Wes, you know the anxiety that comes with it. The inconsistent income. The pressure to meet targets. The chaos.
This road ends in either burnout or cracking a beer for breakfast.
Exactly why Wes pivoted to owning a sales agency five years ago. Since then, he’s made over eight figures in consistent income without closing deals himself.
Jay Shetty? I’d rather be mugged and bleed out from a stab wound while someone films without calling 911 than endure another one of his stolen clichés.
Jay pushes his Jay Shetty Certification School to millions of sheeple who idolize him on social media.
They apparently help life coaches get trained, certified, and go on to build thriving businesses.
“Something inside is telling you that if you took your unique blend of wisdom and experience and channeled it through the medium of coaching,” Shetty says, “you’d be able to have a huge impact in the lives of real people.”
Read on for Jay Shetty Certification School reviews.
Banx Management paid for a Forbes puff piece to convince you they’re a legitimate OnlyFans growth agency.
You would think they’d be busy trying to get more models under management. But no, all they wanna do now is sell you a done-for-you OF Automation System. A NSFW franchise, if you will.
Michael Noicos and Fletcher Ladd are the guys behind Banx.
Before this, they peddled done-for-you ecom stores for $15k a pop through a company called Ecom Capital.
Can you say opportunists?
What’s next: done-for-you altcoin investing? No, I got it: done-for-you AI agency. “Bro, that could be huge!” I can almost hear Michael telling Fletcher.
Shobhit Chugh is calling all product managers, especially those wanting a life with the grit and growl of a Harley.
“Let me guess,” Shobhit says. “You’re probably working 10 to 20 hours more than you need to.”
“You’re gaining weight, aging faster than you need to, losing out on the financial rewards that top product managers get,” he continues, mauling my morale like a pack of pit bulls.
“Maybe you feel stuck in your career. Maybe you’re falling behind your peers,” he adds.
Luke Alexander’s basically the Temu version of Andrew Tate. What kind of douche has someone film them getting boxing lessons? Imagine needing b-roll to prove you’re tough.
He’s definitely got that I’ll move to Dubai if Trump loses energy.
“Back like we never left” was an actual Instagram caption he used. Guns and girls and cigars and yachts? Ugh. I blame Dan Bilzerian.
Seriously.
If this was my son, every text would end with “Love, your disappointed Dad.” And the plumbing business? That’s going to his little sister.
Heather Johnson’s a top 1% Etsy and print on demand (POD) seller. She sounds like she’s from North Dakota. Uff da! And like she works at Denny’s and smokes a pack of Newports a day.
I mean that in a good way. I like listening to her talk.
Heather sells Print On Demand Academy 3.0 for $497. It teaches you how to reach $10,000+ with an Etsy POD business.
She also sells Bestseller Insider Membership for $49.99 per month. It’s designed to help Etsy-preneurs become top sellers.
Erica Carrico is the creator of Soul Business Accelerator, where she hand-over-heart promises to take you from wherever you are to six figures and beyond.
If you’re a coach, consultant, healer, therapist, or health practitioner, Erica has a proven roadmap to get ya to $8-, $9-, $10k a month and beyond.
Not only that but have the impact you know you’re destined to have.
Erica built a million dollar business in four years and she’s already helped countless entrepreneurs hit six figures.
David Choi looks sweet with a smidge of tangy. Like he grew up in a home where every slice of bread was buttered with gratitude. Private school, AP classes, captain of the debate team.
I mean, damn.
Bro going to heaven. Bro gonna be a great dad someday. I bet bro listens to country rap.
J/k, who is David Choi Biz really?
Calls himself a God-made millionaire (told ya), real estate investor, fund manager, and CEO of Leverage Companies based outta Newark, New Jersey.
