Eric Seto rolled out looking like a straight-up honeyboy. If that shirt could talk, it’d be whispering, “No questions, doll – just vibes and pheromones.”
Bahgawd, drinks will spill and panties will drop.
Eric claims his 5-Min Investing can teach you how to retire on $300k with 30% returns per year.
Huh. Interesting.
Seems like you’d need a lot more than that.
And isn’t Warren Buffett only averaging around like 20%? What does Eric know that the Oracle of Omaha doesn’t?
Read on for 5-Minute Investing reviews.
What this is NOT:
- Get rich quick
- Click a button and make money
- Day trading or investing in penny stocks
Instead, you’ll be:
- Learning both technical and fundamental analysis
- Using statistical tools like Bollinger Bands to identify discounted stocks
- Focusing on big, blue-chip companies
- Adding a profit multiplier (aka options)
- Shorting to hedge your trades and/or profit in a down market
- Generating monthly passive income, via interest, to supplement capital gains
- Retiring early and loving life
And nope, you won’t have to sacrifice showers, meals, workouts, family time, or anything else that requires peeling yourself away from that greasy keyboard of yours. Eric promises you can do all of this in just one or two hours a week.
The idea here is to sell options once a month for a 2-3% gain, meaning at least 20-30% per year. And you’re aiming for a 90% win rate or better.
So say you start with $100,000 and save $1,000 per month.
If you met those marks, you should be able to retire in less than five years; or maybe 10, max, if you’re someone who has to keep up with the Joneses.
Okay, but here’s a question:
What if you don’t have a hundred grand just lying around? Like, what’s the minimum you’d need?
As long as you have $10,000, you’re gucci, Eric says.
You can trust him because he graduated from fancy Canadian colleges, got his masters in accounting, and worked as a financial advisor for private hedge funds before entering the startup world.
I mean, damn.
My man’s got more chill than a bottle of Dom in the back of a Maybach.
Want Eric to mentor you?
His video coaching program walks you through his entire process, step by step, from stock picking to due diligence, entries, exits, scaling, and everything in between.
He’ll also guide you on your first couple of investments after you finish the curriculum, plus be there to support you and answer your questions week after week.
Mum’s the word on cost, but Eric’s loud and proud of every student win he sees in the group.
For example, check out these 5-Minute Investing Accelerator reviews:
- Stacey, a consultant in San Fran, went from investing in UK bonds yielding only 1-2% per year to earning 33% returns from Starbucks stock in four months and 40% from Disney stock in 11 months.
- Mary, an accountant in Sydney, Australia, used to dump all her money into a savings account that didn’t pay squat. After joining the program, she invested in Aritzia, a Canadian luxury clothing company, and made 42% in 18 months.
- Caroline, a controller in Vancouver, Canada, transitioned from being a struggling day trader to netting 79% from Meta in seven months and 90% from Intel in five months, thanks to Eric.
- And don’t forget Yves, who pocketed $17,000 in three months on an Activision Blizzard trade using options.
Sheesh.
Warm up a bottle and grab the binky – Eric’s rocking skeptics to sleep with those testimonials.
Nicely done.
On that note, time for me to stare stupidly into the beeping fridge, shoveling grapes down my gullet while I pretend I might make something healthy instead of ordering DoorDash.
Q&A
Q: Eric Seto net worth?
A: Asking about someone’s net worth is like giving too much eye contact – you’re making it weird.
Q: What’s the Invest & Retire Community?
A: It’s a free Skool group Eric runs, packed with investing and passive income ideas. Think: kissing and hand stuff before pound town (paid course).
Q: Any decent 5-Minute Investing alternatives?
A: Sure, check out:
- InvestCEO
- TIA Crypto
- Capital Club
- Monetari Trading
- 20-Minute Trading
- Medallion Investments
- Freedom Team Trading
Q: Which one would you buy?
A: Bro, I’m like the pale kid caked in SPF 100, trembling at the top of the waterslide, scared to go down. I don’t do any of this risky, short-term trading nonsense. I build businesses, stack sats, and HODL.
Q: What type of businesses?
A: I rank websites in Google. This video lays it all out.