Zac Richman can’t be bothered to have an h or a k at the end of his name. After all, time is money.
Rumor has it, Zac’s jawline enters the room five minutes before he does.
When he’s not looksmaxxing, Zac runs LaunchVector, a company that helps you acquire a cash flowing business in 30 days or less.
We’re talking vetted deals, no hassle, Zac says.
Okay, but why buy an existing business when it’s so easy to start one these days?
It really comes down to data, Zac explains.
Which you don’t have when you’re starting from scratch, do ya?
You don’t know what your targeting should be or which ad’s gonna work or how much you should charge or what your refund rate’s gonna be.
Whereas, when you buy an already successful business, it’s like someone slipped you the answers to the test.
“And so when we buy an existing brand,” Zac says, “we have the ability to go back, look at the data, and find what was working, what was doing well.”
Leveraging those insights is obviously a huge advantage moving forward.
If only ya knew which business to buy, though, right?
Well that’s where Launch Vector comes in.
They’ve got multiple ecommerce businesses for sale at any given time.
- These are thoroughly screened.
- Usually 1-2 years old.
- Generating profits of up to $10,000 per month, sometimes more.
- With established customer bases and proven client acquisition models.
Buying one, therefore, unlocks instant income and gives you a sense of security and confidence about the future.
But don’t drop to the floor and lick Zac’s Yeezys clean just yet.
The minimum price to work with LaunchVector is $50,000. On top of that, you’ll need at least $20,000 in open credit – for ads, products and software.
This is non-negotiable.
If you don’t have it, a large man with enough tattoos to where it looks like he doesn’t really care if he lives or dies will now escort you out.
No, they will not validate your parking.
Now. For the one rich person who’s still here, scroll down to read about the risks and guarantees.
Launch Vector reports a 100% success rate.
But what happens when the store you buy from ’em flops harder than a fish dying on the rocks?
They’ll buy it back from you within 24 months, that’s what.
Plus or minus any profits already distributed.
As for their process? It’s like what you’d see in a home renovation show.
They find undervalued or under-optimized assets and purchase them for below-market value.
After fixing them up, the value increases and continues to grow over time.
They call it “fix and flip for digital commerce.”
Digital assets, of course, can be bought for a lot less than traditional assets.
You also have more control, they’re easier to scale, and they can be exited for life-changing multiples.
To clarify your part in all of this?
You’re financing the acquisition and growth of the business in exchange for equity and cash flow.
Launch Vector then renovates, runs, scales, and eventually sells the business on your behalf.
They’re your full-service partner. Think:
- Fulfillment
- Advertising
- Customer service
- Pesky day-to-day operations
They do it all, and their methods have been refined and battle-tested over 100+ brands.
They practically walk on water, like the Son of God, keeping it 10 toes down.
All that said, the Launch Vector team knows there’s a lot of scams and frauds online. That’s why they’re happy to share their long track record of success with you.
They then proceed to show you a buncha Shopify dashboards with millions in sales but no store names you can go and look up to verify yourself.
Hmm. Everything about this feels off.
I have about as much confidence in “Zac Richman” as I would an airplane held together by Scotch tape.