These aren’t polite summaries written by someone scared to offend a guru who, god forbid, might email them in all caps, threatening to sue if they don’t take it down.
You won’t find 1,500 words copied and pasted from ChatGPT, blander than dry chicken breast on a paper plate.
Nope. Couldn’t be me.
These reviews hit harder than a leased Lambo bottoming out on a pothole – right as the charlatan inside finds out Stripe froze his funds over too many chargebacks. Oops!
So yeah.
If a course sucks, I’m calling it out – then dragging it to the curb in a trash bag next to a banana peel, an empty antidepressant bottle, and that nice letter your dad sent you from prison.
But if it’s good? I’ll hand out flowers. I’m not a monster, you guys.
Alright? Now with that said:
Here’s every course review
Some are scams. Some are solid. All reviewed by me: caffeinated, chronically online, and sexually frustrated. Seriously. Why’s it so hard to find a thick mami to whisper “papi chulo” in my ear?
But let’s get into it, starting with:
My Favorite Course
Teaches a real skill, still works in 2025, and doesn’t make you feel like you need a shower afterward.
AMZ Shifu Review
If Joel Osteen, Dan Lok, and a Gymshark model teamed up to sell an Amazon FBA course, you’d get AMZ Shifu.
20-Minute Trader Review
Jeremy promises you can get rich in 20 minutes a day – right after he spends 12 hours filming Instagram skits to sell it to you.
No-Fluff Business Review
Can you get to $10k/month in 90 days running ads for clients? “Can you?” laughs Sarah Mae Ives. “Babe, I teach women with zero experience how to print money on Meta. If you can click buttons from your couch wearing Vuori head to toe, congrats, you’re qualified.”
Dream Car Secrets Review
Cop a cherry red Rari with peanut butter guts – without ever stepping foot in a dealership. Ratiq’s course shows you how to finance, finesse, and ship a six-figure whip straight to your driveway. Just don’t ask about the $250k lawsuit.
STR MBA Review
Sabrina Guler retired her ruler and TI-84 graphing calculator and whatever else an engineer might use, picked up some properties, and tricked them out Pee-wee’s Playhouse style. She listed ’em on Airbnb, and boom – booked out, cashed up, full send. Now she’s sharing the playbook in her STR MBA course.
Paulo Flores Review
Dude went from smelling like fryer grease to making $19k a month with soft skin and a dangly earring. How? Remote closing, aka talking course junkies into spending another five grand to learn yet another side hustle while you sit at home in sweatpants.
Steve Pieper Review
Can data-obsessed nerds really get rich writing books? With a delivery drier than a communion cracker and case studies older than your mom, Steve Pieper says yes. His AMMO system (Author Marketing Mastery through Optimization) teaches you how to master ads, emails, and landing pages to boing your book sales to six or even seven figures.
Amazon Accelerator Program Review
Nah, fam, you don’t need a brand, a website, or a product of your own. Just ride the coattails of Scrub Daddy and Dove, flip name-brand goods on Amazon, and keep the difference. A guy who goes by KT Hustles asks that you give him $5k to learn his “Trusted Vendor Model.” Sounds like a plan. A very bad one.
TIA Crypto Review
Brothers Jason and Michael Pizzino push an Investor Accelerator program for $1,497. It’s designed to help beginners make life-changing income trading crypto – with low risk, in just an hour a week. And by that, I’m sure they mean 95% drawdowns and a crippling Crypto Twitter addiction that leaves you emotionally empty and spiritually bankrupt.
Nicki Krawczyk Review
Girl’s got more courses than the community college your nephew just flunked out of. Fired Up Freelance is her pitch for building a flexible six-figure business – without getting shingles from stress or begging for scraps on Fiverr. Follow Nicki’s process, land high-paying clients, and watch everyone hate you for loving your life so much. Comes with fake urgency, upsells, and enough cold outreach to overwhelm even a Jehovah’s Witness.
Food Business Group Review
Start your own delivery service without breaking a sweat… or a speed limit. Ivo and Iveta say you can steal restaurants from Grubhub, pocket the profits, and build a six-figure biz from home. At $499, it might be worth a bite.
AI Product Accelerator Review
Dhaval Bhatt’s been balls-deep in AI since way before ChatGPT made everyone’s writing read how Dockers pleated pants look. His program helps founders build legit AI businesses instead of just talking about it with Grok all day. It’s got potential, but the copy yells “six-figure success” while the testimonials whisper “someday… maybe!”
Grace Method Review
Grace Smith wants to make hypnosis as normal as almond milk. No swinging watches, no creepy mind control – just healing, habit-breaking, and making bank from your laptop. Her $6,500 Grace Method Hypnotherapy School will turn you into a certified pro in three months flat. It’s modern, legit, and backed by thousands of sessions, but good luck landing clients unless you’ve got a magic wand.
Start Copywriting Review
Jesse Forrest looks like a man who flosses twice a day and apologizes when someone bumps into him. But don’t let the vanilla fool you – dude’s written for Chanel and Disney, coached 35,000 students, and runs a global copy agency. His Start Copywriting courses are beginner-friendly, practical, and priced right. Swagger sold separately.
Derek Taylor Review
After bailing on Hollywood, he burst onto the Airbnb scene, stacking seven figs – not by buying properties, but by managing other people’s. BNB Alpha Academy advertises zero risk, recurring income, and SOPs tighter than the latex catsuit your favorite OF girl wriggles into for $7.99 a month. It’s a compelling pitch, but let’s be honest: it’s still Airbnb property management in drag.
The Moneynista Review
Natasha Verela spent 13 years at the IRS, so when she says she legally knows how to avoid taxes, the correct response is, “Aight, bet.” Her $2,699 Money Masters program covers real estate loopholes, business structures, and tax deferral strategies. It’s smart. It’s thorough. It’s the broccoli your income needs. That said, if you’d rather overpay your accountant and the IRS just to avoid calculating your AGI, I see you. I am you.
Brenae Robinson Review
From corporate climber to Airbnb boss, Brenae can help you set up your short-term rental business like a real business, unlock business credit, and use cold, hard data to pick your properties. Fair warning, though: this takes actual work – it’s not just candles and cute couches.
Inbox Academy Review
This is a $1,997 course by email copywriters Adri Kopp and Rebecca Kristene, who somehow make writing emails for a living feel both corporate and casual. You’ll learn how to turn a few hours of typing and clicking and dragging and scheduling into serious retainers without having to be Hemingway. If you’re up for that, great. If you’d rather stick to journal entires about your situationship, I totally get it.
Build Your Practice Review
Griffin Mallas (string cheese with ears) and Winden Rowe (vegan? empath?) help therapists fill their calendar, raise their rates, and dominate private practice. For anyone with a sad little Psychology Today profile, dusty website, and itty bitty income, Build Your Practice will guarantee you 10 new clients – or you don’t pay.
LandInvestor.co Review
Sumner Healey just got back from a shirtless drum circle in Tulum, but enough about his abs. The guy’s doing six figures a month flipping land. Land Investing Accelerator (LIA) teaches you how to buy dirt-cheap dirt, sell high(ish), and cash flow like a bronzed boss. It’s not passive. It’s not easy. But Sumner would bet his right bicep – and possibly his hair gel – it’ll set you free.
1-Hour Book System Review
Collect $5k to help someone write a book without writing a word? That’s a typical Tuesday for Sean Anthony. Find client. Interview client. Have ChatGPT turn it into a book. Upload to Amazon. Sound like a scam? A shortcut? A stroke of genius? Hmm. Maybe it’s all three.
Hazil Studios Review
Florian Thompson and bae built and sold a few Shopify stores, then started helping other brands do the same through their NYC agency, Hazil Studios. Their Store In A Week program hands you a ready-to-go Shopify store along with training and a private community. It’s $990, and intended for folks who already have a product – not fantasizers who spend their entire day Googling “best dropshipping niches.”
Wealth Network Review
From freezer packer to Dubai playboy, Josef Rakich wants to show you how to make $20k a month using just your phone plus or minus some abs. Just don’t expect refunds, or answers about what this Telegram group actually costs.
Growth Cleaning Review
Michael Haeri exchanged golf clubs for mop buckets and now makes $40 Gs a month running a cleaning biz he barely has to touch. For $5,800, he’ll help you do the same – and says $10k/month in 120 days is definitely doable. Maybe so, but thinking about daily operations makes me wanna walk into a lake and never stop.
War Dogs Academy Review
After getting busted for supplying the military with bootleg Chinese ammo, David Packouz became the inspiration for War Dogs – and now, for $2,800, he and his partners at Intergov Solutions wanna show you how to win government contracts the right way. Meaning: no ankle monitor and no Jonah Hill reenacting your worst decisions for laughs.
Ava Wang Review
Sis ditched nursing school, went viral on TikTok, and turned $100 into millions with dropshipping. Allegedly. Even if this is true, aren’t the glory days of ecom long gone? How can a billion of us all have six- or seven-figure Shopify stores? Doesn’t seem possible.
Long Wealth Capital Review
When he’s not wearing scrubs and a stethoscope, Darold Trinh makes $19k a month on the side trading undervalued stocks with the help of some AI tool that definitely isn’t a glorified spreadsheet. His education company, Long Wealth Capital, teases big gains, minimal time, and zero brain damage. But with a $6,000 price tag and a sales pitch that feels like CNBC barebacked QVC, you might wanna read this first.
Inplay Live Review
Don’t call Andrew Pace a gambler. He’s a “sports value analyst.” And for the low price of $149/month, you too can sink deep into your couch, follow live bets in real time, and act like Wall Street with a beer belly. Andrew’s students have supposedly made millions, but nobody’s ever heard of this man outside of a YouTube pre-roll.
Kristina Yahnke Review
She’ll mentor you till you cross $10k a month as a freelance writer. Female Freelance Freedom is where it all goes down. KY’s got some serious muffin-nibbling energy and never addresses the AI elephant in the room – but if you’re into sisterhood, strategy calls, and manifesting your dream writing life, who knows, maybe you’ll love it.
Decentralized Masters Review
Salim and Tan supposedly have this DeFi system that turns “dead” money into daily payouts with just a few clicks. It’s all very “trust me, bro.” Just pay what they’re asking and you too can copy and paste your way to generational wealth, assuming the blockchain doesn’t rug you first. Either way, they’ll be wakeboarding in Dubai while you’re getting gut-punched by grocery prices.
You Earn Review
Caffrey Francis looks like she could sell Colgate to your uncle down South – the one who lost all his teeth but kept the meth addiction. Instead, she built YouEarn, a sales training program where you close inbound leads using AI prompts and call-tracking tools. All fine and dandy until you realize you’re just selling the program to people who’ll sell the program to other people… to infinity.
Startup Investor Academy Review
From swimming laps to stacking startups, Fares Ksebati, whose name broke me in ways you can’t see, now teaches regular folks how to invest in the next unicorn with just a Benjamin and a dream. So yeah. You’ll either be the next Chris Sacca… or sobbing into sake bombs as every company you backed goes belly up.
Store Hacks Review
Ronnie McKenzie just wanted time with the fam and a business that didn’t suck his soul dry. Enter: print on demand. One necklace he designed did $1 million in three months – and he never touched the product. Now at StoreHacks.com, he shows parents how to make $5k to $10k a month in just two hours a day. Let’s hope that’s profit, since POD margins are thinner than Black Forest ham slices from Safeway.
Freedom Club Review
Three bros are adamant you can make $100-$300 a day in 30 days or less with your very own “Customer First Brand.” Join Freedom Club and get a course, coaching, ad help, and a community that has your back, they say. But it’s all very vague, the price is hidden, and you might just be funding their next shirtless yacht pic.
Lil Cross Review
Underground rapper turned underground entrepreneur knows a way to make money that’s better than ecom, agencies, or coaching – and no, it’s not selling mixtapes out the trunk of a rusty Buick LeSabre. It’s throwing music events. And with Lil Cross’s Dead to the World crew backing you, plus a profit guarantee, it does sound intriguing – if you’re down to manage venues, vendors, DJs, and drunken idiots.
Saddlebrook Ecommerce Review
Mack McKaughan went from client to pitchman, positioning Saddlebrook’s $20k+ done-for-you ecom stores as the ultimate hands-off investment. Low risk, high reward, managed by experts, he says. But if that’s true, why isn’t he ordering more stores instead of working there? And where the hell’s the owner, Stuart, at?
Derek Cheung Airbnb Review
My man does $160k/month on Airbnb, and probably more than that selling his Airbnb Empire Academy course, which costs up to $25k. Problem is, he’s been accused of planting fake reviews, recycling other gurus’ content, using shady mentorship tactics, and scrubbing his comments section so everything seems peachy.
The Freelance Formula Review
Brendan Dell built a one-man, seven-figure messaging consultancy and now suggests you can do the same in 60 days – no audience, no wizardry, just a laptop and a willingness to try. His $99 course covers everything from pricing to positioning, with templates, tools, and plenty of freelancing fluff. Still, for less than you paid for that golf shirt you’ll only wear once, it’s probably worth it.
Scale Smart Review
Two Australian sociopaths say you can use AI to make passive income by matching small businesses with freelancers. It takes no skills, hardly any effort – and brother, your soul will leave your body when the first wire hits. The truth? You’re paying $2,000 to play commission-only errand boy for Lachie and Lucas while they pop bottles at the club.
Amanda The Traveling Realtor Review
Amanda says she’s crushing it with rentals, flips, and recruiting agents into eXp Realty. She’s built a globetrotting brand and a buffet of courses, liker her $2k Halo Method, but the hustle seems scattered. She bounces from Airbnb arbitrage to MLM to living on a luxury ship while traveling the world. Shawty doing too much.
Freedom Team Trading Review
Jordan Fogel says you can quit your job, day trade like a disciplined monk, and net $10k a month – just by drawing squiggly lines on a chart for an hour a day. Freedom Team Trading dangles fast profits, low effort, and life-changing results… assuming the market doesn’t bend you over and margin call your soul.
Sal Sortino Review
This dude looks like he moonlights as a mob extra, but don’t let the drip fool you: he’s got 350+ Section 8 tenants and a $20 million real estate portfolio. Skool of Section 8 teaches you how to buy cheap, collect guaranteed rent, and make Uncle Sam your sugar daddy. If you can handle crackhead tenants, endless rules, and repairs that’d make Bob Vila cry.
Lucas Lee-Tyson Review
This douchebag built Growth Cave out of his dorm room and rode the get-rich-quick wave all the way to FTC intervention. His buffet of bullshit included overpriced coaching, misleading marketing, predatory upsells, garbage support, and zero refunds. While students were left broke and bitter, Lucas and his business partner, Ozzie Blessed, were out blowing millions on Ferraris, Rolexes, and mansions.
Grow My Cleaning Company Review
Mike Campion’s all about scaling your cleaning business to seven figures. I respect it. But in a world of SaaS, crypto, and now AI, mops feel kinda… analog. I like my income digital, my responsibility negligible, and I’m not taking a call from fucking Janice because she found one stray hair on her sprawling marble countertop after Maria left.
Credit Stacking Review
Jack McColl makes it hard to focus on APRs when your thighs are clapping under the table. His $9,000 Credit Stacking course promises 0% interest funding to grow your biz without giving up equity. But if Reddit’s right, you’re more likely to end up with complaints, confusion, and Chase Ink Business Unlimited demanding 23.49% on that balance you can’t pay off.
Evolved Agents Review
Sam Everett transforms struggling agents into commission-crushing machines using digital ads and offshore assistants. His program unlocks same-day leads, streamlined systems, and personal support – all while borrowing heavily from the Sam Ovens starter pack. It might be effective, but between the hidden price tag and suspiciously tiny Dell Laptop, I’ve got questions.
Sales Intrapreneur Accelerator Review
Sam Martin helps employees making $30k/year do that potentially in a month with remote closing. It sounds good on paper: get paid like a business owner without being one. But between calendar dry spells, shitty apps, and nobody having any money right now, maybe don’t put in your two weeks just yet.
Without Fear Of Her Future Review
Tresa Todd wants to free women from financial dependence, one $17 “Masterclass” at a time. Her WREIN empire is all about mindset, Airbnbs, and retiring with more than $72k and the sinking realization that you better not live too long. But behind her girlboss gospel is a well-oiled sales funnel that starts cheap and gets expensive fast. If you’re ready to be upsold right outta your yoga pants, TT’s got the scripts.
Ashley Krooks Review
This chick wants you to believe she makes millions sipping coconut water on foreign beaches, all thanks to a miracle system that pays her to pitch the miracle system. She calls it high-ticket affiliate marketing. I call it dirty pyramid scheme that changes its name every other month for obvious reasons.
Bailey Kramer Review
BK manages 17 Airbnbs without owning any of them. He started by networking in Facebook groups, got his first cohosting gig, and it snowballed from there. Now he’s got a small team managing the day-to-day while he tweaks pricing from wherever. Buy his cohosting course if you want, but the model feels a little “been there, done that” if you ask me.
Amazon Wealth Academy Review
Jason Alex has the easiest money-making method ever. No product, no website, no ads. Just you, your phone, and $497 for the privilege of finding out what the hell he’s even talking about. Pretty sure this guy’s a total scam artist. The testimonials on his YouTube reek of hired actors or AI. Either way, hard no.
Brittany Arnason Review
Investor Girl Britt teamed up with hotel mogul Sujay Mehta to help you skip Airbnbs and go straight to owning boutique hotels. Their Hotel Investor Academy promises big cash flow, slick systems, and a community of go-getters raising capital like it’s nothing. Just don’t be surprised when she’s hawking storage units a week after you join.
7-Figure Cartel Review
Nick Perry’s offering his $10 million wholesaling system to help you scale to half a milli a month – virtually, effortlessly, with leads on tap. But if every Cartel member is running the same ads, how long before the secret sauce turns to watery ketchup? Cool cowboy hat and muscles though.
AI Acquisition Review
Jordan Lee and Jacob Le Vine – looking like a couple of filet mignons pulled off the grill at exactly 135 degrees – say you can make $10k+ a month marking up and selling AI tools you don’t own to clueless business owners who don’t know any better. If your attitude’s “fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke,” feel free to fork over up to $35k for access to their AI Arbitrage Agency program.
Luke Belmar Review
Homeboy preaches monk-mode minimalism while showing off his luxury watch collection. Stoic quotes. Cold plunges. Suspiciously good lighting. You’ve seen the black tee. You’ve heard the hype. But is Capital Club legit, or just another circle-jerk of crypto bros and wannabe alphas pretending to escape the Matrix? I’m leaning towards the latter.
Rohan Taylor Review
Broham failed his way to a $35k/month spiritual streetwear brand, and now he’s coaching others to do the same with Apparelize. Expect mindset tips, print-on-demand hacks, belief-building case studies, and a roadmap to keep your cringe hoodie line from being worn exclusively by you, your stepdad, and that one supportive cousin.
Graham Cochrane Review
Turn your knowledge into passive income in only 30 minutes a day, Graham preaches, with his patented kindergarten teacher delivery and mildly smug tone. If you can tolerate him, afford thousands for coaching, and change “30 minutes” to “47 hours,” Graham’s Inner Circle is a great buy.
She Sells Academy Review
Shelby Sapp made her name selling pest control door-to-door, even if her curves did most of the closing. Now she runs the #1 sales academy for women wanting to strut in stilettos rather than shiver in a cubicle. Her She Sells Remote course promises cash, confidence, and Cabo – but Reddit and her ex-business partner (now suing) say Shelby Haas is about as real as her rebrand.
The Print Sprint Review
Alison J Prince swears you can create and sell a printable product in just three days, even if your creative talent plateaued in third grade when Mrs. Bartelt had you draw stick figures of your family while she cleaned up Lauren’s puke. Because, in elementary, there’s always someone randomly throwing up. Anyways. Easiest $27 side hustle ever? Or is Alison about to bait-and-switch you into her high-ticket program?
Functional Nutrition Alliance Review
Andrea Nakayama’s story is heartbreaking and powerful, and her Full Body Systems course is comprehensive as fuck. Over 10 months, you’ll learn how to look at patients like people, not just symptoms, and support them using a deep functional nutrition approach. But at $5,950, you’d think she’d show you how to get clients. Spoiler: she doesn’t.
RN 2 Writer Review
Elizabeth Hanes helps nurses swap scrubs for Word docs and rake in freelance cash – no charting, no bodily fluids, no smug doctors barking orders like it’s Grey’s Anatomy up in here. With RN2Writer, you can trade trauma for a laptop and finally exhale. Then get ambushed by 75 upsells – because your burnout is Beth’s new beach house.
MoneyTree Consulting Review
Build your video business to $10k per month and beyond. How? Expert positioning, predictable leads, and recurring retainers. Just hand Nick Metzger $5,500, do what he says inside Video Business Academy, and kindly shut your mouth about that refund.
Book Launchers Review
She’s got a blog, a YouTube channel, a $20 book, a $2k course, a $3k/month service, and the squeakiest voice in self-publishing. Julie Broad will help you write, publish, and market your nonfiction book – like you’re Malcolm goddamn Gladwell or something. I dunno. Book Launchers could work, or it could just drain you dry over the next 21 months.
Freedom Closer Blueprint Review
Bridger Rogers looks like a Kinobody clone and promises $10k months from remote closing without starting a business. He name-drops big gurus, flexes his abs and commission checks, and might even land you a gig reading a greasy sales script for a $7,000 course with a 98% failure rate.
Freedom Farmers Review
Earn money growing tiny plants in your bathroom? Sure, why not. Jonah Krochmalnek banks $700k a year from microgreens. His course, Freedom Farmers, walks you through the entire process. It’s like Shopify for salad toppings.
Selling Luxury Travel Review
Dean Horvath wants to make you a luxury travel advisor. I think he means travel agent with a fancier font and bitchier clients. His program costs $1,597 upfront and promises flexible, remote work and huge travel discounts. But between micromanaging itineraries and being on call 24/7, it teeters on customer service with a passport. Honestly, wouldn’t blame ya if you just booked your own trips and called it a day.
Peaceful Profits Review
Mike Shreeve went from sleeping on benches to ghostwriting for the greats – or so he claims. Today, through his company Peaceful Profits, he’ll help you write, publish, and profit from your book… for a cool $15k to $50k. The process is polished, the pedigree impressive, and the sales page has steam coming off it like buttermilk biscuits drowning in sawmill gravy at Cracker Barrel. Which makes me skeptical. It’s all just a little too perfect.
Luna Vega Review
She makes six figures selling POD jewelry on Etsy and now offers The Etsy Selling Formula to help you do the same. For $997, you’ll get trend-jacking tips, design templates, marketing advice, and Luna being extra extra. If Anthropologie had a punk sister who made passive income… it’s her.
Jon Benson Review
JB made millions writing slithery sales letters for garbage ClickBank products back in the day. Now he’s packaged his hypey tricks into ChatMail Pro, a $97 system that “preprompts” ChatGPT to spit out persuasive emails. Just tweak, send, and pray for low spam complaints.
Full Grip Ecom Review
Automate Etsy, they said. It’ll be hands-free, they said. Anri Davids wants $15k to build and manage your store. Maybe it’ll make you money, or maybe it’ll be a $15,000 lesson in “fuck around and find out.”
Drop Service Academy Review
According to Jon Melillo, $12k in 80 days is totally doable with a remote cleaning biz and 10 hours of work per month. What’s not mentioned: the unreliable cleaners, the angry customers, the constant churn. I’ll stick to pixels and publishing websites, not Pine-Sol and panic.
Pinterest Manager Academy Review
Pinterest? In 2025? Emilee swears on her Stanley cup it still works. Maybe the Target moms were just hella early.
Top Seller Secret Review
Without inventory, ads, or a ring light, Brittany Lewis milked Etsy for $600k in sales. Everything she knows about print on demand and organic traffic is packed inside Be A Wolf Biz – if, that is, you can stomach thin margins, Etsy’s mile-long rulebook, and copycats ripping off your top designs.
The Lifestyle Investor Review
Justin Donald grins like a man whose custom home sits on the quietest cul-de-sac in a double-gated community. He cash flows mobile home parks and other low-drama assets; and to his credit, his course, book, and even that $55k mastermind are refreshingly transparent. I’m still betting on digital assets, but if you’d rather get rich offline, JD’s your guy.
CEO Teacher Review
Kayse Morris started out trying to cover her Netflix bill – now she’s running a seven-figure biz, doing CrossFit, and helping teachers turn their classroom skills into cash online. But is she the real deal or just another teacher-turned-guru selling worksheets and dreams? I’ll present the case; you be the judge, jury, and petty bitch who decides.
Career Vision Accelerator Review
Jill Turner will yank you out of your soul-sucking job and replace it with one you love. No need to get another degree, update your résumé for the 900th time, or fake-smile for three straight hours at some LinkedIn mixer. Hit up Jill when you’re ready to stop rotting at your desk.
Click Start Digital Review
Samantha Hurst, with her pretty ass, proposes the following: launch a profitable ecom store in 90 days, or get your money back. Sounds amazing, but be ready to shell out $2,490+ for what some say feels like a “business in a box” minus the actual business.
Cayla Craft Review
Made her first million slinging shakes for some shady MLM, blew it all being bougie, then bounced back with real estate. Now Cayla coaches women on house flipping, wealth building, and being gone with the wind fabulous, honey. Good for her – just remember: once a network marketer, always a network marketer.
Branden Condy Review
Rent out Lambos and McLarens and Bentleys for big bucks. Cringe King says fork over a fat stack and he’ll show you how. Just don’t Google him. You might stumble onto stories from his “students” – unless Branden already threatened them or hit ’em with a copyright strike. Or buried it all under 200 paid-for articles about how he “started from the bottom” like his life’s a goddamn Drake song. In reality? Dude’s a human Ponzi scheme.
Wartime Coaching Review
Rhen Bartlett can double your wholesale deals in 90 days. But first, you’ll need to survive his jargon, big-ass coaching fee, and enough war metaphors to trigger PTSD in a paintball survivor.
Million Dollar Method Review
Build a boutique that makes serious bank without screaming into a pile of unsold Western tees Pinterest swore were trending. Jessica K. Ulrich spills the tea inside Boutique Builder Bootcamp. Sounds fun, until you’re knee-deep in inventory, pop-ups, and trying to convince your husband to take out a business line of credit because “it takes money to make money.”
Video Business Accelerator Review
Den Lennie done went from cameraman to coach, helping videographers scale their businesses to $20k/month with systems, support, and just enough mindset talk to make you question your childhood. VBA promises real strategies, but brace yourself for surprise pricing and some Temu Tony Robbins rants.
Copywriting University Review
Myles Kronman will make you a high-rolling copywriter in less than an hour a day, with no experience or skills needed. He claims he’s built eight-figure businesses, but his business chops feel more valet boy at a chain steakhouse than Silicon Valley CEO. With wild income claims and AI-generated “student” testimonials, Copywriting University smells more like a money grab than a real path to Ferraris and yachts.
Trey Smith Review
Frank Kern’s cousin wants you to believe you can use his AI tools to hammer out a book, audiobook, website, sales page, and entire persona in five days – and be rolling in passive income by the weekend. What could possibly go wrong?
Deal Flow Real Estate Review
Brandon Turner and his metrosexual sidekick Camron say you can hit $150k in six months and scale to seven figures soon after – inside their real estate coaching program. Source deals, analyze them, negotiate like The Donald, and live your best, Jesus-approved, cash-flowing life. Legit? Sure. But I’m slouched in the last pew, missing the Bears-Packers kickoff, while Brandon and Cam pass the offer plate and shoot me the stink-eye for not emptying my wallet.
Jayden Bloom Review
Bro look like the final boss of Miami Instagram. He built a six-figure exotic car rental biz with no money down, no debt, and no shortage of shirtless selfies. Now, over on Mentor.me, he’s selling the blueprint to anyone who wants to flex hard and get paid doing it. Maybe ask Jake from State Farm how much a cracked carbon splitter costs before you join.
Writing Revolt Review
Jorden Makelle teaches freelance writing the unsexy way: cold emails, niche selection, and writing samples that don’t suck. Her Killer Cold Emailing course is where even Sarah Turner got her start. It works – for now. But AI may have something to say about that. Or, y’know, a lot… depending on the prompt.
Modern Millionaires Review
Chance and Abdul once pitched Leadific as your golden ticket to $299/month retainers on autopilot. Today? Support’s gone, the Facebook group’s toast, Chance is MIA, and Abdul S. Farooqi has rebranded as HalalCEO – turning up the religious angle just in time for his next cash grab. With an F rating from the BBB and rumblings of lawsuits, you have to wonder: was Modern Millionaire just digital snake oil in a nicer bottle? Their ads were slick, but so was their exit.
Chester Zoda Review
With a résumé flimsier than the rubbery, um, prop your sister uses on OnlyFans and a sales pitch slicker than a $6 car wash, this “doctor” says he’s made $4 million passively from online course sales. Ignore his questionable backstory, sloppy training, super expensive upsells, and allergic reaction to refunds, and hey – maybe he’ll make you a millionaire MD too.
VNTR Homes Review
Dotun Jibowu says you can earn six figures on Airbnb without owning property or begging landlords. Just pick a turnkey rental from VNTR’s secret marketplace and boom: champagne showers. Only catch? The cash flow he flashes might be more wishful thinking than guaranteed payday.
Eli The Travel Guy Review
Eli Facenda says, why not turn your credit card bill into a first-class ticket to anywhere? With Freedom Travel Systems, he shows you how to rack up a ridiculous amount of points and cash ’em in for luxury trips your family will side-eye you for. It’s $197/month to join the club – or drop way more on the done-for-you version and skip straight to champagne and smugness at 30,000 feet.
The Momtrepreneur Review
Caroline Hannay says she makes money with affiliate marketing. Technically true. But zoom in and you’ll see an MLM-style funnel where she earns commissions by pitching the same system she bought into. If humiliating yourself in reels to sell $7 starter kits that lead to $10,000 upsells sounds like fun, The Momtrepreneur won’t disappoint.
Monica Little Review
She turned her side hustle skincare line into a six-figure Etsy store – then turned that into a business telling others how to do the same. For $97, she’ll show you how to beat the Etsy algorithm like it owes you money. From there, you can upgrade to Product Biz Academy for more advanced coaching.
Dan Dasilva Review
This mofo jumps from one trend to the next, the latest being AI trading bots. He calls them emotionless, automated money printers delivering 12%+ monthly returns. Just buy his course and he’ll show you how to use ’em. But if that were true, shouldn’t he be sipping screwdrivers on a yacht in Ibiza instead of asking you for money?
Superhuman CEO Review
Adam Lucero got stabbed in the neck and still runs circles around you. His Procrastination Elimination Formula, Distraction Destroyer System, and Ultimate Peace of Mind Blueprint (bundled together for $94.85) will help you drop excuses and hit $20k+ months. Intense? Sure. But it’s better than getting shanked at the movies.
Reverse Flipping Review
Justin Colby and Willy Numbers want you to reverse flip your way to $70k+ deals by scooping up “dead” properties everyone else ignores. Their pitch? Big checks, low competition, and a $10k-per-year Skool community allegedly bursting with secrets – but definitely with stuff you’ve heard before.
Camila Markson Review
From nannying in broken English to selling pyramid-shaped fantasies – Camila found affiliate marketing, ran it up with Legendary Marketer, then launched her own course promising “resale riches.” It’s like MLM but with Canva templates.
Ben Muresan Review
My man runs a program called Humble Nation where you’ll escape the grind and build an actual business using his MOFOS framework. The acronym was the only part I liked. Between all the Bible quotes, buzzwords, and Business 101 advice you’ve heard a hundred times before, it’s hard to stay awake long enough to care.
Only Tapa AI Review
Filip “Tapa” Skotarski expects you to believe AI plus Instagram can pay for your jet skis, penthouses, and ceiling-starred whips. For $17, he’ll hand you the keys to the “Instagram automation” kingdom. But I feel like the real money’s in what he’s doing: sell dream, use profits to flex on social media, sell dream harder, repeat… and don’t forget to upsell.
Livestock To Lifestyle Review
What do cowboy hats, boots, big belt buckles, and farm animals have to do with making money online? Absolutely nothing, and that’s the point. If a country boy like Mike Asay can do it, why not you? Especially when you’re using the same system he did. Only, if you squint a little, you’ll see it’s just an MLM galloping into town on a wild horse.
Proper Ecom Academy Review
Ohr Fluxman flunked outta school, flopped on SoundCloud, then somehow made millions on Amazon. Today he’s teaching every ecom biz model under the sun inside Proper Ecom. Which makes about as much sense as most album covers, right? Like, if bro really cracked the code, why not just stick to that?
Invest CEO Review
Kyle Henris went from cold calls and cologne clouds to counting millions and managing portfolios like it’s tee-ball. Just ignore the part where he makes $250k a month teaching you how to trade instead of, ya know, just trading.
Gold City Ventures Review
Julie Berninger and Cody Berman create simple printables – think scavenger hunts and wine bottle labels – and sell them on Etsy for passive income. Their shops are public and still active, which is more than you can say for most Etsy gurus. The letdown? Julie makes about $1,000 a month doing this. That’s not even enough to pay for my DoorDash habit and the guilt that follows.
Julian Sherman Review
The Jew with the view (his words, not mine) wants you flipping attention into juicy affiliate commissions so you can peace out from your 9-to-5. His WealthQ Cashflow System (which has since rebranded to Ikonic Marketer) offers a simple formula for high-ticket sales and freedom. Just watch out for $6,000 water ionizers on the back end.
eBusiness Institute Review
Matt and Liz Raad went from cuddling koalas to flipping websites for cash flow. Their Aussie-approved system’s been around since you were downloading ringtones on your Motorola Razr, but is it still relevant in today’s AI world? Let’s pop the hood on this dusty, dented-up hoopty and find out.
Vomos Academy Review
No jet, no problem. This course claims you can broker private flights like a G, pocket commissions, and fly for free – assuming you can stomach the sticker price and convince snooty rich folks you’re not a scammer.
Proofread Anywhere Review
Wanna turn your knack for grammar into income? Proofread Anywhere used to be the course for that. But with Caitlin Pyle off the grid and AI creeping in like a thief in the night, does this side hustle still hold up? I’m not so sure that it does.
Brian Adamson Review
Detroit-born real estate mentor assures us: yes, you can flip houses remotely – using other people’s money – even if your credit score looks like a crime scene. But before you join Brian’s iFlip Mastery Program, ask yourself: Do I really wanna be on Zoom with landlords or would I rather be faded on a beach while my digital assets hold it down?
Functional Medicine Academy Review
Brandy Zachary wants you to call her “Doctor,” start your own functional medicine practice, and manifest $100k+ in five months flat. How ’bout you just pay me whatever she’s charging and call me whatever you want?
UGC Creator Program Review
Smile, point, profit. Sarah Leverton teaches you how to shoot iPhone videos for brands and charge handsomely, even if you’ve got zero followers and the camera hates you. Easy for her to say, with her angel face. I look like I peaked at 6 lbs 11 oz.
Real Sales Academy Review
Jacob May wants to 10x your income by yelling sales scripts at you like he’s possessed by the ghost of Grant Cardone. Real Sales Academy promises you a six-figure inbound sales job in two weeks – if you can forgive Jacob for calling this “the Harvard of sales training and placement.”
Medallion Investments Review
They say you’ll retire early by risking 2% of your net worth. I say you might find yourself explaining altcoins to a Panda Express worker with tears in your eyes.
Booked & Busy Bootcamp Review
Martine Lacroix went from paralegal to Airbnb queen, making millions off short-term rentals she didn’t even own – until NYC called her little empire “an illegal hotel scheme.” Did she crumble? Nah. She just took her talents to Houston, Dubai, and your Instagram feed.
0-100k Review
Alison J Prince says you can do six figures selling stuff like pillowcases and dog bows – all without ads, followers, or risking much money. Her method? Influencers, simple products, and a whole lotta mom-energy. 0-$100k System costs $1,497, but hide your credit cards ’cause upselling is Alison’s love language.
D2D Experts Review
Sam Taggart schools you on door-knocking, closing deals, and recruiting more Chads. Great if you’re into rejection and bromances with your sales brethren. Bonus points if your dad never hugged you. Me? I like my money without Ring cams, pit bulls, or Karens telling me where to stick those solar panels.
High-Ticket Ecommerce Review
Picture a pint-sized man in loafers and tight khaki capris flipping bougie patio furniture he never touched. That’s Brook Hiddink, teaching high-ticket dropshipping – aka partnering with luxury brands, running Google ads, and praying someone drops $6k on a massage chair from your cookie-cutter Shopify site.
FBA Masterclass Review
Tom Wang’s golfing in Dubai while you’re stuck in your kitchen, answering refund requests for Bluetooth meat thermometers that never connected – confused as to why Amazon just suspended your account again.
AI Arbitrage Agency Review
Imagine two Abercrombie & Fitch beefcakes from the racist era teaching you how to resell $20 AI tools to clueless boomers for five grand a pop. Shady? A little. Smart? Also yes.
Anthony Alvarenga Review
When he’s not wrecking luxury cars, dodging baby mama drama, or crop-dusting the internet with articles about how he’s the world’s richest trader, MambaFx charges $5k so you too can learn to trade emotionally, impulsively, and shirtless in a McLaren.
Fiction Profits Academy Review
Publish steamy Kindle novels with AI and watch the royalties roll in. That’s the dream Karla Marie and someone’s auntie’s boy toy, Roy, sell for two grand today and upsells every day thereafter. Just ignore the refund horror stories buried under an avalanche of 5-star reviews so identical, you’d think they were left at gunpoint. “They’re treating me great. Tell my family I love them!”
POD Roadmap Review
Cassiy’s the kinda girl you’d trust to let your dog out and not pocket a handful of your xannies. Want a third-party to iron your designs on mid-tier mugs and ship ’em to Etsy customers while you profit like 13 cents per sale? Then buy her course.
Functional Hero Review
Sean Travis, firefighter turned founder turned funnel bro, wants $25k to help you list dog brushes (or some shit) on Amazon. Hero? Maybe. Hustler? Most definitely.
High-Performance Host Review
Calvin Tran says his $8k Airbnb coaching program will have you making six figures without owning any properties. In this review, I explain how his rental arbitrage system works, what you’re actually signing up for, the real risks involved, and why – even though Calvin walks the walk – the business model might leave you one maintenance call away from losing your mind.
Nano Flips Review
James Camp made his first $36 online as a teen and now flips niche websites for tens of thousands in profit like it’s nothing. His Nano Flips method pledges low time, low risk, and no tenants, toilets, or trash. But if it’s really that simple, why’d he hang up the cleats?
Madison Profit Academy Review
Madison Zhao’s all, “Trust me, guys, I’m the secret CEO of a billion-dollar company – but I can’t say which one because, um, board reasons.” Sure, M. We totally believe you. Now please take our $19 a month so you can shout nonsense at us in broken English from your Skool group.
She Sells Remote Review
Shelby Sapp teaches women how to sell like bad bitches from their laptops, even though her only sales experience was one summer of slinging overpriced ant spray to Midwest dads, mid-lawnmow.
Max Horenstein Review
This guy used to hype Airbnb arbitrage. Next, it was land flipping. Now it’s 1-on-1 sales coaching via MorePIFs.com. Soon he’ll be peddling “How to Escape the Matrix” courses from a Howard Johnson with unpaid room service charges and a warrant in three states.
5-Minute Investing Review
Eric Seto wants you to retire on $300k while clipping 30% per year. Bold. Buffett couldn’t. And yet, honeyboy says not only can you achieve this, but it’ll only take you five hours a month.
Musician Profit Masterclass Review
Want your music biz to run without you? Fabiana’s your girl – as long as you’re cool paying $30k to hear her overcomplicate everything and make your brain play the violin. I’m serious. Your ears will need a safe word.
Kohila Sivas Review
Homegirl wants burnt-out teachers to ditch the system, light a candle, align their chakras, and become $10k/month Learning Success Coaches. I mean, she seems nice, but it’s too much tambourine energy for me.
Christian Moretuzzo Review
TikTok your way to fatter commissions? Christian says yes, and for $997, he’ll show you how. Just be ready when divorcees draped in Lululemon start sliding into your DMs looking for a new beginning and a master closet to match.
The Recruiter School Review
Preston Park, the soft-spoken recruiter zaddy of YouTube, says you can build a six-figure recruitment agency without knowing anyone, doing cold outreach, or having any charisma. His Autopilot Acquisition System all but guarantees fat placement checks and inboxes full of job-hungry professionals. If you want corporate money minus the cubicle and name badge, RecruiterSchool.io has you covered like passive aggression in a family group chat.
Stay-At-Home Bookkeeper Academy Review
Tiffani Higgins bets you can build a $10k/month bookkeeping biz working part-time from home – even if you’ve got no experience, five kids, and you whip out your phone calculator to figure out a 20% tip on a $100 tab. In your defense, three glasses of “whatever red you got for Happy Hour” didn’t help.
Wyatt Walker Review
Disappearing Instagrams, sketchy sales tactics, and a net worth that vanishes faster than his followers. If you’re still here, Wyatt would like two grand – please and thank you – for a YouTube automation system that he probably doesn’t even use himself.
PhilRypz Review
Philipp Ryppa, Germany’s cutest little scammer, claims you can make $10k to $30k a month with faceless Instagram pages. He hawks a $7,500 mastermind to teach you how. But between his paid press, vague promises, and that NFT rug he pulled, I’d trust a Craigslist babysitter before I’d trust this little twerp.
Stock Navigators Review
Echo Mapping, $7,800 price tags, and enough candlestick gibberish to convince you you’re too stupid for success and should just go back to bagging groceries at Piggly Wiggly. Brought to you by a father-son duo with millions in student money to YOLO Tesla puts for fun.
Pretty Focused Review
Learn to photograph food so well that strangers on the internet will pay you $300 to make pasta you can’t eat until it’s ice cold and you’re one garlic knot away from a full-blown breakdown.
Arden Kaywin Vocal Studio Review
From zero to standing ovations, Arden pinky promises she can take your voice and income to a whole new level. All in just eight weeks. What’s it gonna cost? She won’t say, which means it’s definitely not reasonable. Let’s just hope she doesn’t invoice by the octave.
Caleb Jones Review
Alpha male cosplay meets overpriced business coaching. Caleb claims you can build a six-figure empire in 90 days, even if your childhood dog liked your sister more and your only steady relationship is with your incognito window. Sovereign CEO my ass. More like Dungeon Master with a ClickFunnels account.
Apps Without Code Review
Can’t code? No problem, queen. Tara Reed’s bootcamp shows you how to stitch together your own app with Google Sheets, blind faith, and a pinch of Detroit grit. And speaking of Detroit, I feel like that city’s been one Eminem single away from bankruptcy since ’09.
Nicolas Malonga Review
Wanna spend your days scrubbing soles and chasing Jordan 4s for $37 in profit? This man’s your coach – and SnipeGang’s where it all begins.
Beautiful Savage Sales Academy Review
Justin Jay Johnson went from a crushed esophagus to crushing quotas at Salesforce. Now he’s using that velvety death-metal voice to mentor other reps who’re eager to stop sucking and start stacking.
Build Assets Online Review
Two brothers who look like they live in a van behind a Hobby Lobby somehow made $30 million dropshipping expensive-ass bathtubs. Their course? Actually not bad. Their webcam? Unforgivable.
Miriam Laundry Review
She’ll help you turn bedtime stories into a business. Just be warned: it’ll cost more than a Disney vacation, and you might drown in motivational mumbo jumbo before you ever hit publish.
Certified Closers Review
He calls it “digital real estate.” You’ll call it “I’m tired, boss” by day three. Meanwhile, Roy’s in a BMW while you’re in an empty house full of cat piss and black mold, praying the buyer wires the money before he notices.
Kimberly Financial Group Review
Kim Price went from homeless teen to commission queen. Now wants to help you slay in sales and get your shit together financially. Only problem? She’s distractingly hot. Feels like she’s playing Tetris with my sin whistle. I don’t know whether to buy her course or just watch her Reels and clear four rows of shame with the ol’ long bar.
Chris Reader Review
No skills, no product, no experience required – just you, your laptop, and AI-powered funnels pumping out $30k a month. That’s the fantasy Profit Singularity sells: young, rich, shirtless, poolside. But before you go seeing yourself as Chris, picture a brittle old man dragging his balls through the final days of life. Because that’s who you’ll be by the time you make your first commission.
Remote Plumbing Profits Review
Adrian and Art turned clogged toilets into passive income. You won’t need a wrench, a license, or even pants, honestly. Just a laptop, some SEO, and a plumber who shows up sober. It’s stupid simple, suspiciously brilliant, and way less shitty than it sounds.
Content Academy Review
Josh Suggs used viral street interviews to blow up his digital marketing agency, 203 Media. Now he’s handing you the blueprint for turning those awkward interactions into a six-figure content business – without having to grind yourself into dust or drop to your knees for the algorithm.
Write Your Way To Freedom Review
Sarah Turner’s still dinging people $5,800 for copywriting training, like she didn’t get the memo ChatGPT already put the whole industry in hospice care. I’d expect the funeral to be on Friday. Bring flowers. Oh, and have ChatGPT write a heartfelt note.
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