These aren’t polite summaries written by someone scared to offend a guru who might DM them.
You won’t find 1,500 words of robotic, safe, scared-to-say-anything-of-substance nonsense here.
Nope. Couldn’t be me.
These reviews slap harder than a leased Lambo hitting a pothole – right as the charlatan inside finds out Stripe just froze his funds over too many chargebacks.
So yeah.
If your course is built on bullshit, I’m not just gonna call it out – I’m dragging it to the curb in a trash bag alongside what used to be underwear but now looks like evidence.
On the other hand, if your shit’s legit?
You’ll be fine. Maybe even praised. Imagine that.
Below, you’ll find every review I’ve written so far. Raw takes, hard truths, and maybe one or two reluctant compliments.
Click around. You might save yourself a few grand. Or at the very least, laugh. Maybe cry. Maybe cry-laugh. That’s value, too, right?
🧨 Here’s the lineup.
Some are scams. Some are solid. All are reviewed by me: caffeinated, chronically online, and romantically available, especially if you’re a thick mami who whispers “papi chulo” when the lights go down.
My Favorite Course
Teaches a real skill, still works in 2025, and doesn’t make you feel like you need a shower afterward.
AMZ Shifu Review
If Joel Osteen, Dan Lok, and a Gymshark model teamed up to sell an Amazon FBA course, you’d get AMZ Shifu.
20-Minute Trader Review
Jeremy promises you can get rich in 20 minutes a day – right after he spends 12 hours filming Instagram skits to sell it to you.
Dream Car Secrets Review
Cop a cherry red Rari with peanut butter guts – without ever stepping foot in a dealership. Ratiq’s course shows you how to finance, finesse, and ship a six-figure whip straight to your driveway. Just don’t ask about the $250k lawsuit.
Paulo Flores Review
Dude went from smelling like fryer grease to making $19k a month with soft skin and a dangly earring. How? Remote closing, aka talking course junkies into spending another five grand to learn yet another side hustle while you sit at home in sweatpants.
Grow My Cleaning Company Review
Mike Campion’s all about scaling your cleaning business to seven figures. I respect it. But in a world of SaaS, crypto, and now AI, mops feel kinda… analog. I like my income digital, my responsibility negligible, and I’m not taking a call from fucking Janice because she found one stray hair on her sprawling marble countertop after Maria left.
Ashley Krooks Review
She sells the dream from a breezy Caribbean Airbnb, but forgets to mention it’s powered by a high-ticket MLM-like scheme with a new name every other month.
Kohila Sivas Review
Former teacher turned “Learning Success Coach” preaching freedom and transformation with a splash of tambourine energy.
Pinterest Manager Academy Review
Pinterest? In 2025? Emilee swears on her Stanley cup it still works. Maybe the Target moms were just hella early.
Camila Markson Review
From nannying in broken English to selling pyramid-shaped fantasies – Camila found affiliate marketing, ran it up with Legendary Marketer, then launched her own course promising “resale riches.” It’s like MLM but with Canva templates.
Only Tapa AI Review
Quickly build a faceless Instagram page while slowly fading into irrelevance. Tapa’s already sliced the bread – you just hafta butter it, big dawg.
Medallion Investments Review
They say you’ll retire early by risking 2% of your net worth. I say you might find yourself explaining altcoins to a Panda Express worker with tears in your eyes.
D2D Experts Review
Sam Taggart schools you on door-knocking, closing deals, and recruiting more Chads. Great if you’re into rejection and bromances with your sales brethren. Bonus points if your dad never hugged you. Me? I like my money without Ring cams, pit bulls, or Karens telling me where to stick those solar panels.
High-Ticket Ecommerce Review
Picture a pint-sized man in loafers and tight khaki capris flipping bougie patio furniture he never touched. That’s Brook Hiddink, teaching high-ticket dropshipping – aka partnering with luxury brands, running Google ads, and praying someone drops $6k on a massage chair from your cookie-cutter Shopify site.
FBA Masterclass Review
Tom Wang’s golfing in Dubai while you’re stuck in your kitchen, answering refund requests for Bluetooth meat thermometers that never connected – confused as to why Amazon just suspended your account again.
AI Arbitrage Agency Review
Imagine two Abercrombie & Fitch beefcakes from the racist era teaching you how to resell $20 AI tools to clueless boomers for five grand a pop. Shady? A little. Smart? Also yes.
Anthony Alvarenga Review
When he’s not wrecking luxury cars, dodging baby mama drama, or crop-dusting the internet with articles about how he’s the world’s richest trader, MambaFx charges $5k so you too can learn to trade emotionally, impulsively, and shirtless in a McLaren.
Fiction Profits Academy Review
Publish steamy Kindle novels with AI and watch the royalties roll in. That’s the dream Karla Marie and someone’s auntie’s boy toy, Roy, sell for two grand today and upsells every day thereafter. Just ignore the refund horror stories buried under an avalanche of 5-star reviews so identical, you’d think they were left at gunpoint. “They’re treating me great. Tell my family I love them!”
POD Roadmap Review
Cassiy’s the kinda girl you’d trust to let your dog out and not pocket a handful of your xannies. Want a third-party to iron your designs on mid-tier mugs and ship ’em to Etsy customers while you profit like 13 cents per sale? Then buy her course.
She Sells Remote Review
Shelby Sapp teaches women how to sell like bad bitches from their laptops, even though her only sales experience was one summer of slinging overpriced ant spray to Midwest dads, mid-lawnmow.
Musician Profit Masterclass Review
Want your music biz to run without you? Fabiana’s your girl – as long as you’re cool paying $30k to hear her overcomplicate everything and make your brain play the violin. I’m serious. Your ears will need a safe word.
Christian Moretuzzo Review
TikTok your way to fatter commissions? Christian says yes, and for $997, he’ll show you how. Just be ready when divorcees draped in Lululemon start sliding into your DMs looking for a new beginning and a master closet to match.
The Recruiter School Review
No rah-rah, just receipts. Preston’s helped more people land soul-sucking jobs than Monster.com in its heyday. Y tú?
Wyatt Walker Review
Disappearing Instagrams, sketchy sales tactics, and a net worth that vanishes faster than his followers. If you’re still here, Wyatt would like two grand – please and thank you – for a YouTube automation system that he probably doesn’t even use himself.
Stock Navigators Review
Echo Mapping, $7,800 price tags, and enough candlestick gibberish to convince you you’re too stupid for success and should just go back to bagging groceries at Piggly Wiggly. Brought to you by a father-son duo with millions in student money to YOLO Tesla puts for fun.
Pretty Focused Review
Learn to photograph food so well that strangers on the internet will pay you $300 to make pasta you can’t eat until it’s ice cold and you’re one garlic knot away from a full-blown breakdown.
Arden Kaywin Vocal Studio Review
From zero to standing ovations, Arden pinky promises she can take your voice and income to a whole new level. All in just eight weeks. What’s it gonna cost? She won’t say, which means it’s definitely not reasonable. Let’s just hope she doesn’t invoice by the octave.
Caleb Jones Review
Alpha male cosplay meets overpriced business coaching. Caleb claims you can build a six-figure empire in 90 days, even if your childhood dog liked your sister more and your only steady relationship is with your incognito window. Sovereign CEO my ass. More like Dungeon Master with a ClickFunnels account.
Apps Without Code Review
Can’t code? No problem, queen. Tara Reed’s bootcamp shows you how to stitch together your own app with Google Sheets, blind faith, and a pinch of Detroit grit. And speaking of Detroit, I feel like that city’s been one Eminem single away from bankruptcy since ’09.
Nicolas Malonga Review
Wanna spend your days scrubbing soles and chasing Jordan 4s for $37 in profit? This man’s your coach – and SnipeGang’s where it all begins.
Build Assets Online Review
Two brothers who look like they live in a van behind a Hobby Lobby somehow made $30 million dropshipping expensive-ass bathtubs. Their course? Actually not bad. Their webcam? Unforgivable.
Miriam Laundry Review
She’ll help you turn bedtime stories into a business. Just be warned: it’ll cost more than a Disney vacation, and you might drown in motivational mumbo jumbo before you ever hit publish.
Certified Closers Review
He calls it “digital real estate.” You’ll call it “I’m tired, boss” by day three. Meanwhile, Roy’s in a BMW while you’re in an empty house full of cat piss and black mold, praying the buyer wires the money before he notices.
Remote Plumbing Profits Review
Adrian and Art turned clogged toilets into passive income. You won’t need a wrench, a license, or even pants, honestly. Just a laptop, some SEO, and a plumber who shows up sober. It’s stupid simple, suspiciously brilliant, and way less shitty than it sounds.
Content Academy Review
Josh Suggs used viral street interviews to blow up his digital marketing agency, 203 Media. Now he’s handing you the blueprint for turning those awkward interactions into a six-figure content business – without having to grind yourself into dust or drop to your knees for the algorithm.
Write Your Way To Freedom Review
Sarah Turner’s still dinging people $5,800 for copywriting training, like she didn’t get the memo ChatGPT already put the whole industry in hospice care. I’d expect the funeral to be on Friday. Bring flowers. Oh, and have ChatGPT write a heartfelt note.
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